Arrogant Worms piosenki

When you hear that i'm a cowboy, and i work the cattle trail. You probably assume i'm big and tough (big and tough) But the trail's worn me down, i don't want to hang around I've just about had enough (had enough) you see i like a nice cup of expresso, and i l...

If you believe in Darwin's theory I'm not saying you have to but it's an interesting theory Darwin said we all evolve from monkeys If his theory is accurate and who am I to say? Does the opposite work going the other way? If it does I wanna devolve back to a m...

When I was a kid I wanted to grow up and be a cop in a province town or county I thought it would be great if somedy i could only ever be a Mountie I wanted to beat up crooks and make arrests because that's part of the profession But now I just sit on my horse...

Christmas makes me realize how greatly things do change Friends lose touch, people age, and family moves away But it is what had stayed the same that gives me the most tears For I've had the same Christmas cake for almost thirty years Granny made it back in s...

Come back proud canadian's, To before you had TV. No hockey night in canada, there was no CBC. In 1812 madison was mad, He was the president you know. Well he thought he'd tell the british where they ought to go. He thought he'd invade canada, He thought that...

When Christmas rolls around Santa's busy in his shop Managing his elves and trying to cut costs His plant is out of date it needs modernization He has quite a large debt accumulation Elves are expensive, they do not come cheap And you would not believe the bi...

i had a love that was so bright. I used to dream of her each night and then rush to her side every morning(OOOOOO) i had her all to myself, we never noticed anyone else. we didn't even hear the radio warnings, Our love was no joke, you know it was the talk of...

Oh my darling I sure loved that meal Though I could still taste the pig squeal Now I'm weak and losing focus I think you gave me trichinosis Trichinosis is little worms that dig And burrow through your body after you eat raw pig I love you hon but can't help...

There's nothing good on the T.V (On his trip to Greece) And there's no toga parties (On his trip to Greece) So I see the ruins there (On his trip to Greece) They could sure use some repair (On his trip to Greece) The first day all I eat is lots and lots of so...

My father was a lawyer, mom's at university My brother and my sister, they both have their Ph.D. My grampa was a pilot shooting Nazis from t he sky But I am the most famous, I'm a TV weather guy He smiles at the camera and tells a little joke H e always says...

I don't like you and you don't like me We don't get along you can plainly see I just can't wait til the surgery Conjoined twins we'll no longer be Our lives are no longer in sync I'm always blamed for thou you stink You always act like such a dink Let's make...

This year at Christmas, everybody's feeling funny No one's making joyful sounds Cranberry sauce ain't staying down The lineups at the bathroom Are longer than at the mall Everybody's meeting Vincent The Christmas Virus Vincent the Christmas Virus He's the on...

People ask us why we sing, they say we really dig your stuff You must really love the things you do, is it enough You've all got university degrees that should be a start You can get a job a car a life, do you do it for the love of art Integrity and honesty us...

The US is the Eagle Russia is the Bear Australia is the Kangaroo 'cause they're kinda weird down there Yeahhh, India is the Tiger That stands so proud and tall But Canada is the greatest of them all We are the Beaver We're furry and we're free Yeah, we are t...

I never much believed in reincarnation Thought it was only people's imagination But now I'm forced into some reconsideration 'Cause something's happened to my cat That deserves some explanation William Shakespeare's in my cat My kitty is the bard He used to b...

WINNEBAGO! (Oh yeah!) Oh man! (it's so great to be on the road!) It sure is, man! (Hey, look at then little cars going beside us... Look how small they are!) They're so tiny! Oh yeah! (We have some great perpspective from up here in our...) WINNEBAGO! (Yeah, m...

Oh the Wolfe Island Ferry is a very nice ferry It's a very nice ferry it's the Wolfe Island Ferry The Wolfe Island Ferry is a very nice ferry It's a very nice ferry, it's the Wolfe Island Ferry! Oh the Wolfe Island Ferry is a very nice ferry It's a very nice...

I'm feeling hungry Empty tummy And I want to make it full So I spend a day At Wong's buffet And eat till I explode There's sixty types Of Oriental delights I gotta have them all Chicken wings And onion rings And sweet and sour balls At Wong's! (Come and sail...

I bought a ticket to Australia for my holiday Figured it'd be just the thing to wash the stress away Got my boarding pass and found out alas That I was seated in the middle row The businessman beside me smelt like Old Spice and gin The lady to the left was ta...