Arrogant Worms piosenki

he struts and he swaggers, he's pretty sure that chicks dig a guy in uniform grey flannel pants and wine covered jacket the smirk on his face makes you just wanna smack it couldn't be a real cop without the mental wherewithal so he's busting heads down at the...

As a little boy I dreamed of playing rock n' roll Playing in stadiums with every ticket sold 7 figure income from a 6 string guitar Dating gorgeous women and driving custom cars And then it happened when my record went gold Then I'm thinkin' what will I do wh...

I have been since seventeen a shipwreck balladeer Tragedy and misery are what makes my career Watery graves are my stock and trade, but it's getting harder For all the boats that now do float are returning safely to the harbour There hasn't been a shipwreck s...

There's a tune inside my head that makes me wish that I were dead It keeps on going on and on and I don't even like this song I don't know where I heard it first but now it has become my curse Wish that it would go away but it is stuck on replay Go away Go aw...

Can't think of anything to sing about, not much out there to sing about, The world's okay, The weather's fine, no need to sing about that, so i'll sing about. . . Sponges! Sponges yeah! Sponges! Sponges yeah yeah!! Sponges suck Sponges suck Sponges...

When I joined a band I thought my life was pretty cool We'd stay in hotels with room service and pools Sign body parts for fans Check into rehab and smash up the van But looking back I should have stayed in school. Life out on the road can be dangerous you se...

There once was a time when the country was wild, A time before cars, and planes, and mini-vans, So to move things from one place to the other, the railway was built. But, it didn't up and build itself, no, It was built by the railroad men. And among these men...

I'm out on the range surveying the land Thinking of the job that's to be done My life is hard but I don't mind Men like me that's how the West was won I stand the pain and the suffering For on the trail I am the king On doors I knock and on bells I ring Alway...

Edna and Ida are living in a home both in their eighties, both widows their kids only call to say they'll come by some other day Well christmas came and the kids did not so Edna said "thats their last shot" she called a taxi to the bus which took them down to...

Oh what is the malted-liquor What gets you drunker quicker What comes in bottles or in cans? (Beer!) Can't get enough of it (Beer!) How I really love it (Beer!) Makes me think I'm a man (Beer!) I could kiss and hug it (Beer!) But I'd rather chug it (Beer!) Fil...

Often on the weekend I'll jump in my car I'll not fill up the tank although I'm going far And if somebody asks me: if I'm going to a bar? I'll say I'm shopping 'cross the border in the U.S.A. I do not go down there to buy my groceries I respect our farmers an...

Christmas is here, where did the time go? Got to load up the reindeer, put on my red suit and go I use to like Christmas, but every year it gets worse Getting gift to six billion people is just too much damn work Got the Christmas blues, man this job is killi...

The table's set and The turkey's out Christmas is here Let out a shout The family's gathered all about Christmas, Christmas is here! Everyone is wearing big smiles They all try to Act nice for a while Then George calls his in-laws vile Christmas, Christmas is...

Young Derrick would love to take my order He works at the coffee shop just up the street He's happy and annoying with a smirk the size of Texas He's my coffee enemy Would you like a mochacino? Or perhaps a cappucino? Or maybe a frappucino? Said Derrick wearin...

Best things in life are not free But you don't need to have money To get the things that you want to own You just have to get a loan When you buy, small or large Just put it on your credit card You can live like a king Not paying for a single thing Put it on...

It's early in the morning, way before dawn I down a cup of coffee, put my lucky hat on Get down to the water before all the crowds Gonna have more fun than the law allows With my hot rod I go up to cruise When I'm on the prowl I never lose I fired my Merc and...

Through the ages, through war, pestilence and sleet, the Celtic culture has survived, it's songs and dances passed from father to son, from mother to daughter, from uncle to goat. And though few still speak Gaelic, the ancient language of the Celts, all hearts...

Gonna go out and play some golf ya, ya Gonna go out and play some golf My golf bag's full of the latest stuff I'm gonna go out and play some golf My putter alone was a thousand bucks I'm gonna go out and suck at golf Think I better take a muligan ya, ya Think...

When I walk in the room People they do bow For I am the guy with computer know-how I know what to do when you are staring at a screen (staring at a screen) That says fatal error 642 you don't know what it means (don't know what it means) You bang the keyboard...

I used to be a farmer and I made a living fine, I had a little stretch of land along the CP line, But times went by and though I tried the money wasn't there, And bankers came and took my land and told me "Fair is Fair". I looked for every kind of job the...