Arrogant Worms piosenki

Fat and docile, big and dumb They look so stupid, they aren't much fun Cows aren't fun They eat to grow, grow to die Die to be et at the hamburger fry Cows well done Nobody thunk it, nobody knew No one imagined the great cow guru Cows are one He hid in the...

Dad threw up on Christmas Day He puked right on the serving tray The stuffing's come right out of Daddy dear Now everybody's Christmas vacation Will be filled with a viral infection Maybe we'll all be better by next year We felt more than a breeze When Daddy...

Darling for you I think of what I'd so To keep you safe and sound I would climb the highest mountain I would swim the widest sea I would wrestle a gorilla to the ground I would fend off a dozen charging rhinos I would catch a storm of killer bees I would figh...

I once had a dog named Bob And Bob's a funny name for a dog If you're gonna get a dog, don't name him Bob My neighbour's name is also Bob And every time I call my dog My neighbour Bob shows up without my dog Hey, Bob, not YOU, Bob I'm looking for my do...

Watching television one afternoon Looking for a movie or a good cartoon Stop by a station's commercial break And suddenly I'm faced with a heartache The woman of my dreams is plain in view Selling me a can of liver stew I said Dogfood (Dogfood) Dogfood Woman...

George Washington was the president But now he's dead (dead) Mackenzie King was Prime Minister But now he's dead (dead) So don't go into politics You'll end up dead Don't go into politics You'll end up dead Oppenheimer built the bomb But now he's dead (dead)...

Drink with me! Drink with me! Drink with me! Drink with me... I'm startin' to see double, and I just fell of my stool! I'm sluring all my words and I'm covered in my own drool! I threw up on my girlfriend and we got into a fight. Man oh man, what a fargin' gr...

I'm not talking about an idiot, a moron, a fool or ignoramus, dunderhead, halfwit, simp or tool He's got charm and an appeal you can't deny he's just your everyday dumb guy dumb guys don't have much to say and it's probably for the best you rarely hear a dumb...

I have a little baby boy and Ezra is his name No one knows him now but I know he will be famous And known throughout the world for all his accomplishments But for now the main thing he does real well is eat Ezra eats He eats Oh yes my Ezra eats Ezra eats He e...

I came to town in the heat A lonely man with tired feet Covered heat to toe in perspiration Then you caught me unaware Body so sleek I had to stare And me a man in need of transportation I do not how you got Into Hernandez' Used Car Lot But I knew tha...

As a small baby Each time I cried My mother came to me To ease my worries and calm my fears with a sweet melody I remember hearing the sound of her voice As I screamed in my drool and my pee She'd slug back some whisky light up a smoke and gently sing to me...

Well me an' my buddies we got us some beer And a great big bottle of rye And boxes of ammo and guns to go with 'em And good old Charlie's glass eye Well we looked all around so we sees all of nature So calm and so serene But not for long 'cause we're gonna use...

Once a year we celebrate With stupid hats and plastic plates The fact that you were able to make Another trip around the sun And the whole clan gathers round And gifts and laughter do abound And we let out a joyful sound And sing that stupid song Happ...

I used to go to all the parties And make love to all the beautiful ladies And I'd eat cheeseburgers With bacon and extra grease when I was hungry And drink Windex coladas until my skin turned blue But now, the times they are changing My lifestyle, it is rearr...

When I'm dead put my head in the freezer Right beside the corn and the peas I may be dead but I am not deceased, dear One day science will re-animate me Oh I heard about the rich who when they die Get themselves frozen cryogenic-wise I know we can't afford to...

I love you so much I need the Heimlich Maneuver The sun goes down on another day A day where I haven't found love I try to eat but all I taste Is the flavour of a broken heart Then I saw you across the room I gasp and my breathing stops My heart's in my thro...

One day I sang an aria that caused a hernia it was a massive bulge to the doctor I divulged that I still had to play though it caused me massive pain I wont throw in the towel just please hold in my bowels I love my hernia belt I love my hernia belt it'll kee...

Scott became famous for freezing to death in Antarctica. Columbus made history thinking some island was India. General Custer's a national hero for not knowing when to run. All these men are famous, and they're all so very dumb. History is made by stupid peop...

From the deepest, darkest depths of...WHITBY! Comes this sordid tale of speed... Murderous mayhem.. Cataclysmic combustion... Picturesque powered pistons... Accellerating automotive alarms... Stunningly stupifying stereo stunts! One man... a dream... a car......

Everybody loves hot dogs Even pasty Hippies 'Casue its hard to beat a tube of meat But now a question hits me What the hell's in A hotdog I shouldn't ask maybe 'Cause i don't know any animals that grow cylindricaly So have a hotdog on me my friends It's made...