Arrogant Worms piosenki

Oh Lord above Say it's His only son To spread the word of God to everyone Jesus cured the lepers And He healed the lame But He left the bald men with their pain Oh mighty Lord I lost what I had I've suffered the fate Of my own Dad I looked in the hills, the v...

Billy solves his problems by calling up his Mom Heather solves her problems with drugs and Alcohol Daniel solves his problems with a doctor and the law But Malcolm's got his own way and it's better than them all 'Cause Malcolm solves his problems with a chain...

Me work Hard five days a week, sweeping garbage from the street. Come home not one book to read, not 'nuff pictures for me see. Sit right down in favorite chair, wearing only underwear. Favorite night is Saturday night, 'cause me can watch hockey fights. Me l...

On the Mounted Animal Nature Trail You'll be sure to see All Mother Nature's favorite pets All sitting rigidly. They're never hungry anymore They're last meal left them stuffed. Don't worry they won't walk away If you you try to pet their fluff. Where the dog...

Mrs. Catto gets up at eight When she hears her budgie She puts her glasses on her face So she can see her budgie She reads the horoscopes out loud She reads them to her budgie She puts on her favourite blouse And she shows it to her budgie Mrs. Catto loves h...

Last night when I went to bed, With tangled hair apon my head. In every way I really was a kid. It happened with out warning, When I woke up in the morning. I can't tell you just what happened, But it did. I grew 6" in one day, Its painful when it go's that w...

Our love is like a new car smell Sooner or later it all goes to hell Somebody farts or spills some taco bell Our love is like a new car smell Our love is like a barbeque ignition You know that button you push lights the propane emission It works for a month t...

This week! This week only! No money down! No payments till Spring! No payments in Spring! No payments in Summer! No payments ever! When? This week! This week only! We pay the GST! We pay the PST! We pay for delivery! We pay for everything! How do we do it? How...

Open my eyes, what a beautiful day, Just the type that makes me want to say hurray. I'm still a little fuzzy-headed from my sleep, Into my brain, reality seeps. Look all around me, can't believe what I see These little, short people are surrounding me. I've g...

Well my baby came at me with a 2x4 So I fought her off with sandpaper It was 60 grit, it was really rough And it made a lot of sawdust But we patched things up with love and glue We went to the church and said "I do" Our honeymoon was at a hardware store Our...

I'm a real guy I like real guy things Like boats and guns and onion rings But household chores need a power resolution I went to the store and purchased the solution I got a pressure washer I like it a lot 'Cause it makes cleaning destructive Now I blow away...

Proud to be a banker! I'm proud to be a banker! I'm proud to be a banker! 'Cause I get to play with other people's money! I'm having a lousy day I burned my toast And spilled coffee on my best shirt So I have to change and then I'm late for work So I rush int...

Our fair country, Canada, is north of USA. Our Maritimes are lovely and our prairies give us hay. You might think you Yankees are better than us Canucks. Well, we don't need no microchips inside our hockey pucks. We know that you've got Disney World, and you...

It's the most frightening thing in the world It's the scariest sight I've ever seen The most chilling visual The most terrifying scene It's awful, it's crappy, it's monstrous, it's bad It's really really huge It's a fat man in a Speedo I'm walking on a beach...

Billy and his family went on a holiday They went down to florida to laugh and dance and play Billy went in for a swim he didn't see the harm But when he came out again he was short an arm Chorus Cause Rippy the gator went chomp, chomp, chomp Rippy the gator w...

My country's bigger than most, And if asked I boast. Cause i'm really proud, So I shout it loud. Though our numbers are few, We will welcome you. Although we don't have history, Gold medal winning teams, Heroes or prisoners, world famous volcanoes, Still what...

Who's the guy with all the tests? He's Sam, the guy from "Quincy"! A white lab jacket, a hypodermic Sam, the guy from "Quincy"! He doesn't care if you're alive or dead He'll perform an analysis of your head Find out if you've bleached your hair Try and fool...

There won't be any presents this Christmas No goodies in your stocking The milk and cookies that the children left out Will be left untouched beside the sink The reindeer will be staying in their pens this year The elves haven't built anything Cuz Santa got a...

oooooohhhhh santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass he's gonna kick your ass he's gonna kick your ass santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass cuz you've always been a rotten little brat reindeer coming and they're gonna bite your wreath they're gonna...

Let me tell you a story about Scary Ned Scariest guy to ever wet a bed He had hands on his arms And eyes on his head But they weren't his He'd go down to the market And try to scare the fish He said that they bothered him They weren't his favourite dish Then...