Arrogant Worms piosenki

I am Cow Hear me moo I weigh twice as much as you And I look good on a barbecue Yogurt, curd, cream cheese, and butter's Made from liquid from my udder I am cow, I am cow, hear me moo! I am cow, eating grass Methane gas comes out my ass And out my muzzle when...

I am not American, Though I live in North America Which is part of the Americas Which should make me an American Geographically Canadians, Are certainly Americans As are Venezuelans, But not Hawaiians They're out in the middle of the Ocean Just like the U.S....

I pulled my groin It's the very best injury Though I'm walking daintily I pulled my groin I pulled my groin When people ask, "It hurts you where?" I say "Put your hand right there" I pulled my groin I pulled my groin I pulled my groin Though I do not enjoy...

I remember back when I was still in school These bullies always picked on me, they called me a fool They knocked me on the ground! They rubbed dog poop in my ears! They kicked me, they punched me, They said, "Come and fight you wimp!" (What'd you do??!!) I f...

I spend my days waiting TV with a beer (Oooh-aah, you're fat) It seems to cause my ample belly to appear (Oooh-ahh, you're fat) Then one day my woman went and left me (Did not want to sleep with a whale) She said she found someone more manly (A body that could...

I'm the only gay Eskimo I'm the only one I know I'm the only gay Eskimo in my tribe I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka but all I wanna do is get into his parka I'm the only gay Eskimo in my tribe well me and NUCK fluck chuck buck we both like blub...

Some folks call it spastic colon, mucous coltis, Provokable prostate, the Spanish call it colerico tripas I just call it grumpy bum And it's not very much fun Irritable bowel syndrome causes nausea, bloating and gas Irritable bowel syndrome is like pissing of...

All towns have a place Where decent drivers are not safe Where traffic law is touch and go Where the posted limit does not bind And half the drivers seem to blind And the other half is stupid, whoa, whoa, whoa Well Billy-Bob and Bobby-Sue And little Jimmy-Jer...

It's great to be a Nerd, It's great to be a Nerd, The only light we ever see is from our monitor We argue about comic books and Internet connections The biggest highlight of the year is the Star Trek Convention Our Town's not big enough to sign up any sta...

Hello and welcome to Live Bait, I'm sure you'll enjoy this unique blend of music and comedy and feel you've received ample satisfaction from this recording and now here they are, the arrogant worms If you haven't heard of me, I wouldn't be suprised I bet yo...

If you haven't heard of me I wouldn't be surprised I bet you know my relatives Their names will never die My mother is a saint And my brother is a god But all I am is Jesus' brother Bob Jesus' brother Bob, Jesus' brother Bob A nobody relative of the son of Go...

Johnny was a tall man, but his memory was short. He'd forget to duck at doorways, and often he'd get hurt. I took good care of him for he had no family. Accually he did but he forgot who they be. Johnny often liked to go out on the town. He'd forget where he'd...

I once was a happy man of sound and stable mind, Then my neighbor bought a dog. He put a ribbon on it's head to make it cute, But it still looked like a Chihuahua. He had me over to watch it sit and beg, It bit my knee and made love to my leg. Now it barks all...

About six months ago some one came by with a petition, Said "We wanna stop these folks, moving in next door", I refused to sign and told them everyone was welcome, Cause that's what neighborhoods are for. So they moved in and I'll admit they looked peculiar,...

One, two, three, four... Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun? /x2 There'd be no more crime, 'cause everybody'd have a gun! Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun? Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun? /x2 We wouldn't need the p...

Well grab your shoes, and grab your balls And lets head to those heavenly halls Sit on down and grab a beer Because bowling time is pretty near Tortured men forget their pain When they head to the bowling lane Let's go bowling Let's go bowling, got a coupon L...

The life of the artist may seem like fun to you That's cause you don't know the hell that we go through Waking up at noon working an hour every day And every now and then having to go on tour and play But it is almost worth it when we finally appear At the bes...

I traveled south for a holiday Drak some wine and mojitos Played upon the white sand And made myself an amigo I ate some shrimp and papya Thought the barbeque was grand But unbeknowest to me I at a little Cuban friend Chorus: My little Cuban friend Lives ins...

You double clicked my heart You upgraded my life You booted up my hard drive Please be my cyber-wife You logged into my soul You downloaded my dreams Let's go to my chatroom And I'll show you what I mean I wanna log in to you So I can prove my love is true Y...

I met you in biology in high school You told me by college we'd be wed You were my favorite lab partner 'Till you ran off with that brilliant young pre-med My pain would show up on a CAT scan My optic nerves are only seeing blue My blood hates to flow, because...