Arrogant Worms piosenki

Baby I wanna tell you all my hopes and dreams and fears But I'm watching television, could you get me another beer There's wrestling and pro football on, I hope you understand I must watch it all for I am a man And a man has needs And a man has desires...

Oh Newfoundland, oh Newfoundland An island in the sea I love you oh so very much I'd join the ministry To show the people ‘round the rock When tourist season's here Although in my opinion It's a gem throughout the year Well if you're one for swimmi...

And here's a letter from Bill Macy of Gainesville, Florida It appears to me that Gainsville Sun is withholding information from the public. Recently, there was a four-column spread about a probable murder from a gun. Another item tells of a shooting deat...

I used to talk about politics, politics, politics, I used to talk about politics but I don't anymore. I used to talk about communism, socialism, capitalism I used to talk about all those isms but now I'm a dad And all I talk about is baby poo Baby poo, b...

Every rock band has this guy Not many people really know why He's got a cell phone and a backstage pass He's got a big gutt and a big fat ass He's a big fat road manager Big fat road manager Big fat road manager Big fat road manager He plugs in gurta...

I'm a shark I'm a shark A killer of the ocean I'm a shark I'm a shark Silently I strike I'm a shark I'm a shark I'm dumber than a tree I only have three thoughts And they are eat, swim... eat He's a shark he's a shark I was swimming in the ocean He'...

There are many wonders in the USA The cities and the people, and Disney World, hooray! But coming back to Canada with joy the heart does ooze 'Cause when you get to the border, you buy a bottle of booze. You buy a bottle of booze You buy a bottle of booz...

Uh-huh, c'mon, give me some, now. You know something girl? I'm thinking about you right now. You don't wanna know what I'm thinking about you girl, Or-or do you? Girl you think i'm the bomb But i'm old enough to be dating your mom, and i did She wasn't...

thank you very much now we're very, uh, we're very patriotic canadians and we'd like to take this moment to, uh, to do our national anthem, that we wrote When i look around me, i can't believe what i see it seems as if this country has lost its will to l...

Who wants to end all fighting except for in hockey Who shops for a truck based on the holder for the coffee? Who stands erect and insecure just like the CN tower? Who's a superhero but not a superpower? Canadaman! He eats donuts every day Canadaman! and...

I bought me an auto An '81 Ford Escort Wagon Now the fan it be broke And the tail-pipe it be draggin' I feel like a schlemiel My mechanic's fit for hangin' I got to go to Rust Check Bout the price I'll be hagglin' I can't drive it home 'cause The muf...

I bought me an auto an '81 Ford Escort wagon Now the fan it be broke and the tailpipe it be draggin' I feel like a shlemeel, my mechanics fit for hangin' I got to go to Rust Check 'bout the price I'll be hagglin' I can't drive it home because the muffler i...

Listen up brothers and sisters, come hear my desperate tale. I speak of our friends of nature, trapped in the dirt like a jail. Vegetables live in oppression, served on our tables each night. This killing of veggies is madness, I say we take up the fig...

I think I got a crush on Celine Dion the way she beats her chest when she sings a love song there's something about her, makes me want to feed her and i'd love to be mister celine dion She'll sing a song in english, then she'll sing en français both the s...

The holidays are over, I gained 20 pounds, The cats choking on tinsel, My needle stalked the ground, There are no cards in the mailbox, There's a stack of bills, Guess the holidays are over, And you're feeling ill. Have a Happy Christmas Hangover, It's the mo...

It's Christmas in Ignace Mommy's got a rock She'll give it to Daddy It's Christmas in Ignace (It's Christmas in Ignace) It's Christmas in Ignace Daddy's got a rock He'll give it to Mommy It's Christmas in Ignace (It's Christmas in Ignace) It's a jolly time...

Christmas is almost here Christmas is almost here Christmas is almost here Aaahhhggggrrr! It's just five days till Christmas I haven't done a thing Don't even have a Christmas tree I am panicking Most lots are all sold out I search until the night I end up w...

One year I got a dog for Christmas and I gave it to the boy next door Then I gave him my bike and my mom's bank card cuz that's what Christmas is for I used to give a lot at Christmas You might say I gave to much Until my family was broke and we had no place t...

Hey kid, why the long face Is it cause Santa Claus is Flying right on over your place You've been a bad kid all year So quit your snivellin' sucker And wipe up them tears You don't deserve a damn thing You're not even cute and your attitude stinks It must su...

It's the festive season There's singing and shopping and joy Santa's talking to children The elves are wrapping toys The season's one of charity Of peace for all you've met But though I should be of giving right now I just want to get Chorus: It's Christmas t...