Ian Dury piosenki

Morning Reg, meat and two veg? He done him with a ten pound sledge he done himself a favour crash Forty year old housewife, Mrs. Elizabeth Walk of Lambeth Walk Had a husband who was jubblified with only half a stalk So she had a milk of magnesia and curry pow...

Trust is a must Trust is a must Trust is a must You must have trust Trust is a must Trust is a must Trust is a must You must have trust Frisco! Beans in your jeans Beans in your jeans Beans in your jeans Your jeans have beans Luck is a duck Luck is a duck...

She put on the light in the middle of the night The wet stuff's here let's go I grabbed a sock, I called the Doc He told me "Don't be slow" I got down there with time to spare And then I sat on pins Until the doctor shook my hand And told me "You've got twins"...

Two old dogs without a name Trucking down the road to glory Seeking not to blaze in fame But to leave a blazing story Being roadies is their game Rough of trouser, hair of hoary They're the ones you cannot tame Backline front and morning Tory Theirs, the lif...

The war cry of the raging drunken sot That sends unwelcome pangs right up your bot It bellows forth from open windows all night long Puts up on the thought of right and wrong Uncoolohol Uncoolohol The war cry of the drinker of the drink Can send your...

Bankrupt the banks Withhold the rent Shitters are a wank And the landlord's bent It's time that the babies kept quiet No it ain't Open up the nicks Close down the schools The law is a prick Not fit to write the rules It's time that the babies kept quiet No, t...

When I was fifteen I had a black-blue jacket and sideboards to my chin I used to go around in a two-tone Zephyr with a mean and nasty grin Twelve-inch bottoms on my stardust flares and socks of dazzling green When Gene Vincent Craddock remembered the look of a...

You could say I like it here With my mouth right in your ear What a lovely atmosphere It's very personal You might say it's where it's at On the sofa in your flat A little bit of this and a little bit of that It's very personal Done up like a kipper Tonced u...

If you want to wait Wait for me If you want to wait Wait for me If you want to wait Wait for me I said wait for me I said wait for me I said wait for me If you want to wait Wait for me If you want to wait Wait for me If you want to wait Wait for me Wait for...

Waiting for your taxi Which taxi never comes Waiting for your taxi Waiting for your taxi Which taxi never comes Waiting for your taxi Waiting for your taxi Which taxi never comes Waiting for your taxi Waiting for your taxi Which taxi never comes Waiting for...

I come awake With a gift for womankind You're still asleep But the gift don't seem to mind Rise on this occasion Halfway up your back Sliding down your body Touching your behind You look so self-possessed I won't disturb your rest It's lovely when y...

I could be the driver an articulated lorry I could be a poet, I wouldn't need to worry I could be the teacher in a classroom full of scholars I could be the sergeant in a squadron full of wallahs What a waste What a waste What a waste What a waste Be...

If you smile private things Who is to know? If you dance in the rings Who is to know? If you run with the mill And you stay very still Like you've written your will Who's to know? You know You know, you know You know, you know, you know You know, you know, y...

Hey Paula, come here When I see you not to look at And all that and so on And that's a fact and so forth And all that and thereabouts And that's the truth And not to look at either No fear You think I'm wrong I think I think you're right I think I think you'r...

You're more than fair, you've got a gorgeous bum Why don't you come to my house and meet my mum? I like your titties, they're nice and small Let me have a squeeze in my front hall Satin drawers, I want to run a hand in I want to snap them off you as we reach...

Every day I look at you And every day there's something new About you When I look into your eyes There's many things I recognise About you Every time I hold your hand I'm learning how to understand About you Got more than love enough to spare And I'm not going...

I shuffled through the modes of bad behaviour And hankered for the desolated dawn I couldn't cope with yet another saviour To steer me from the way that I was born Then like a ton of bricks the dawn descended Recalcitrance was hurtled to the floor The citadel...

As a person you're warm and reliable This will always stand you in good stead Your star is in the ascendant at the moment This could mean you will receive a large amount of bread Your friends will remain fiercely loyal in stormy times Your the kind of spirit w...