Ian Dury piosenki

They say it's tough out there and that's for sure You pay your way twice over if not more They say that's the price of fame and now you've made your name Your friends don't even treat you like they used to do before They quote the many stars who've died so you...

I could give the respect she deserves But I can't 'cos I'm crippled with nerves Just to take in my arms, hold her tight But I'm sorry, I'm shaking with fright I could touch her I could tell her I'm a very lucky fellow I'd cancel all proper reserves But my hop...

MOO! - Hello! I'm D'Orine the Cow, Tom the Bull's better half My daughter's called Daisy, she's a very nice calf When I'm all finished milking and chewing the cud Mr. Meatface the butcher will be after my blood 'Cos I'm D'Orine Cow I'm D'Orine the Cow I'm so...

Hey! With your natty threads and your nifty dreads And the Dagenham royal swagger With your tricky spiels and your Cuban heels And the face of a carpet-bagger With your sweet cologne and your mobile phone And the moves of a desperado You will cut a swathe on...

Oh, let's get up and let's get excited It's a public party and you're all invited Let's cut the custard, see the mustard Please hold steady 'till we're maladjusted Sing boop-ba-de-boop, sing twiddle-de-de Invite the Germans home for tea Let them mock and let t...

So I'm screaming this to you. Wah! From the last place in the queue. Wah wah wah! I really think you'd like me given half a chance And since you ain't got that I'll do the screamers dance Some of us are ugly angel some of us are only small Some of us are usel...

Bee aye bickybye bo-bo-bo I've got a gal that I love so Delusions of grandeur, delusions of grandeur I'm a dedicated follower of my own success I can handle the glamour and cope with the stress Deal with the doughnuts and please all the rest I'm polite t...

Here I stand With a doughnut for a brain On my life, I must see you again I should think that's made it very plain Is it is Is it is or is it ain't? Don't ask me To leave it out Or turn it up Or pack it in Don't ask me Don't ask me Don't ask Don't ask me I'm...

We want Freddie for our leader Freddie is a man of class We want Freddie for our leader All stand and raise your champagne glass Gentlemen and assassins and ladies of the night I call upon you this evening in the hope of shedding some light I can't go i...

There are jewels in the crown of England's glory (England's glory) And every jewel shines a thousand ways Frankie Howerd, Noël Coward and garden gnomes Frankie Vaughan, Kenneth Horne, Sherlock Holmes Monty, Biggles and Old King Cole In the pink or on the dole...

Father's very noisy with his 'bines Said they're all the same it makes you sick Need a bleeding boot up their behinds That would bloody shift them double quick Father drops his toffee after tea All them monkey's sprouting their advice Bleeding, bloody berks,...

Fly in the ointment Stain on the character Dust on the wainscot Hair on the gate Bee in the bonnet Ash on the waistcoat Flake on the shoulder Crack in the plate Eye on the clock Bat in the belfry Head in the sand Kick up the arse Smudge on the collar Hands...

When Freddy Frost was in my soul And Tommy Tear was in my eye Phillippa friendship took my hand Said, "Baby don't cry" When Tessie Trouble's on patrol And Suzie Sadness makes you blue Let Lennie Love come to your door And pal up with you Friends are somethin...

Winnie The Pooh is having a wank "And what are you up to?" said Tommy the Tank Peter the Rabbit is at it as well And all the young pixies in Dingelydell Singing: "Fuck off Noddy, you stupid prat" "Fuck off Noddy in your rotten hat" Sinbad the Sailor is drunk...

I take you to the pictures I take you to the shop Walking in the sunshine Rolling in the snow Stepping on the threshold Out into the street All you want to do, my love, Is dancing with your feet To those funky disco pops, funky disco pops Funky disco pops, fu...

Although I nearly broke my neck trying to break the ice I think you're very nice Let's go and have a drink What do you think? Throw six and go to jail Although I've met a mouthy man or two before You've got the highest score, I'm sure I don't mind if I do hav...

I'm in love with the person in the sandwich centre If she didn't exist I'd have to invent her There isn't any secret to my frequent visits It's the way she makes them and they're all exquisite I'm in love with the person in the sandwich centre Enamoured of th...

Girls watching Beach going Party hearty Movie groovy Going places Seeing faces Driving cars Going to bars Drinking wine Feeling fine Having fun 'Til day is done Girls watching Beach going Party hearty Movie groovy Some romancing Disco dancing Hugging and k...

Am-i-mini-snack-mo-oo-guys-oh-er-ooh!(?) I'm hanging up my hang-ups Ere I turn into a blank automaton You won't find me on the treadmill You can tell 'em Willy Boy has been and gone Yes Mogadon time's over There'll be an empty bed in Babylon 'Cos I'm a happ...

Gotta sign the rent book Gotta do the laundry Then there's the electric The water and the gas Haven't stopped moaning Since we had the phone in The television rental Another bloody hass Go up to the top of a very high mountain Go up to the top of a fresh air...