Ian Dury piosenki

Little tests and odd requests Who loves, who loves, who the best? Little tasks, no questions asked The traitor is at last unmasked Little ploys, search and destroy Who brings, who brings, who more joy? Little snipes and frequent gripes Taken in by all the hyp...

Rough kids play rough games and kick tin cans Leave their feet out in the aisle Rough kids have bother and make nuisance They climb on someone else's fence Rough kids give m-m-m-m-m-mama no obedience You know, you know, they've got no sense Enough, (enough),...

Sex and drugs and rock and roll Is all my brain and body need Sex and drugs and rock and roll Are very good indeed Keep your silly ways or throw them out the window The wisdom of your ways, I've been there and I know Lots of other ways, what a jolly bad show...

I've got the feeling but I ain't got the skill And I don't like your suggestion Will you still love me when I'm over the hill Is another stupid question Don't deny that I show disrespect Ask me why I don't change the subject Justify but it has no effect My re...

I have lived almost fifty years, and I've seen life as it is: pain, misery, hunger, cruelty beyond belief, I have heard the singing from taverns and moans from the bundles of filth in the streets. I've been a soldier, and seen my comrades fall in battle, or di...

I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus I'm spasticus autisticus I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus I'm spasticus autisticus I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus I'm spasticus autisticus I wiggle when I piddle 'Cos my middle is a riddle I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus I'm spasticus aut...

'Till I met her, I thought I knew the answers I thought a bit of treatment was all a body needs I'll take you where the haps are All the handsome chaps are Squeeze you 'till I make your feelings bleed She put me right in under fifteen minutes She could have h...

Blue Gene baby Skinny white sailor, the chances were slender, the beauties were brief Shall I mourn your decline with some Thunderbird wine and a black handkerchief? I miss your sad Virginia whisper, I miss the voice that called my heart Sweet Gene Vincent Y...

Hey! I want to be your partner in the rackets And I'll be your accomplice in the crime Like jewel thieves in Saint Tropez We'll steal the precious nights away The angels smile on those who take their time Take me to the cleaners I want to go to the cleaners T...

To be simple and wise Never tell lies Always pick on someone my own size Could be quite a thing If I make it swing I'll write you a letter or I'll give you a ring Take your elbow out of the soup, you're sitting on the chicken Take your elbow out of the...

Your daddy took one look at me and said "There goes Mr Evil with a bad hat on his head He must be delinquent he wears such wicked clothes Those shabby suits and big brown boots, there's danger in his pose How can you love a man in gloves - a jailbird and a...

Thank you, mum Your rascal son Has seen the error of his ways I stole your purse and smashed the crocks You done my trousers washed my socks Dragged me screaming to the doc's Drink your medicine, chicken pox Put your toys back in their box Didn't mean it Thank...

Here comes the postman, letters in his sack Dear Auntie Mary, we'd love to have you back Here come the letters, through the letterbox Poor Georgina, has caught the chickenpox Here come the cornflakes, here comes the milk Read the morning paper, watch the Kilr...

Squirrel gather nuts in May And he shuts his nuts away There's a quick brown fox In the hollyhocks A vixen in the mood to play Whoa! the badger don't care Rabbit got his share Smile on the face of the fox The squirrel and the bear Just stand and stare The red...

Let her go, let her go When the look in her eye said, "Cheerio, cheerio" "I don't want you no more" "Mosquito, mosquito" "Get the hell out of my bed" "You know, torpedo" "I don't want you no more" Join up And line up And join up And sign up Go to the call up...

I first got the case of the man with no face, one evening in August last year A telephone call told me nothing at all, and I made an appointment with fear She was dressed to the nines on Parisian lines, her features were winsome and cool She stuck half a gran...

Woke up this morning in a state of shock I heard the mumble rumble and a cocktail rock A faint wheeze like a slide trombone That is Diana thinking all alone It's the mumble rumble And the cocktail rock You do the mumble rumble And the cocktail rock You do the...

When we were simple and naïve We wore our feelings on our sleeve As we've grown jaded and corrupt Our manner's guarded and abrupt Oh, how we'd smile most readily Whilst ploughing on unsteadily Now frowns are etched upon our face We can no longer stand the pac...

People think it's easy being a crook But I got done for everything I took There's people who could keep you out of schtuck But you've had it if you don't know where to look People think it's easy being a thief But all my major tickles came to grief The only w...

Shaken on her shoulder Shaking on her arse Ain't no doubt about it She's a gamey lass Jerking with her elbow Clever with her knee Way she move it over That's the place to please Diction very bad Friction double rich Brazen little hussy Rock 'n' rolling bitch W...