Ian Dury piosenki

Popeye Pearce is pimple, Laurence Smith is hard Ricky loves a kicking and he wants to join the guards Barry breaks the windows of his broken home Have a guess. His tiny mind's been scarred Lionel touches women when they're walking through the park He goes in...

My old man wore three piece whistles He was never home for long Drove a bus for London Transport He knew where he belonged Number 18 down to Euston Double decker move along Double decker move along My old man Later on he drove a Roller Chauffeuring for foreig...

There's no such thing as heartache Tomorrow you'll be gone There's no such thing as yesterday The memory lingers on There's no such thing as thank you When no one hears your please There's no such thing as helping out But kneeling on my knees There's no such...

Fresh mist on the morning and tears in my eyes I'm back for the dawning of Donegal skies My life in the city seems light years away When I see the Blue Mountains from Ballybofey Where the wanderers welcome is kindest of all I've come back to my darling, my swe...

OK Roland Made a fuzzy beaver hat Oh yeah Roland You're so very good at that When you eat that chicken You can make it sense a time Got the needy seat In the real mean style Honking on the corner In alligator shoes Swallowed baby Sue OK Roland OK Roland OK Ro...

Oi!, Rotten hat! Where'd you get that hair-cut? Brent Cross Shopping Centre? I bet your mother fed you with a catapult Oh, Mr. Shag Nasty A bit of give and take You call me a divvy And I think you're a snake! Oh, Mr. Knitting Crouch Come on for heaven'...

One looks for happiness One longs to find a partner One knows that nowadays One love will be the answer One sees a crazy world One needs a fresh perspective One comes to realise One love's a true objective One seeks a perfect verb One learns to tell...

Thank you I am an actual train Believe it or not believe it or not I carry you backwards and forth, south and north On down the line and up Before they shunt me into the final siding I wish to make a few points Whenever I have a breakdown All my passengers st...

New digs and prospects of a job New digs and prospects ............ Have I been half interested 'till now? Breath and armpits feet For Christ's sake please stay sweet An ever present threat of hands that want to sweat My head aches and I'm bursting for...

Patience Eames You're the girl of my dreams So what? I've been making schemes 'Til my poor head screams So what? I do difficult sums And play the drums Twiddle my thumbs And find the crumbs I'm quite dumb And I come from the slums So what? Honesty, too Wanna...

I'm only nineteen, I'm a little bit green I've yet to be corrupted by the frightful things I've seen With my measure pace and my bright young face I only want to make the world a safer place PC Honey to the rescue PC Honey's up the drainpipe PC Honey's on the...

Hello babies I'm sharper than splinter I'm meaner than Minter I'm cooler than winter And smarter than Pinter From coast to coast I'm the most verbose and my royal boast is I'm the ace When I rhyme on time I'm so sublime that your troubles will climb right out...

Who's got the toughest brush with the sweetest strokes? At the Royal Academy for Jack-the-Lademy Mr. Blake is the actual bloke at the Royal College of Useful Knowledge He plays his part without complaint at the Royal Society for Insobriety Gets his pencils...

I took a sudden notion To go down to the ocean I got my suntan lotion My flippers and my mask In proper distribution Of fully formed ablutions Formed an ocean of pollution In which I dare sn't bask Some turds were teeny-tiny And some were big and shiny But t...

I'm Joey the Budgie, I'm a boy or a girl I'm probably the most typical caged bird in the world In Cranham or Hounslow I sit on my perch Old Mother Nature's left me right in the lurch This is my routine: first I ponder and peck I look in the mirror and I shit...

Give me the quick quick slow Give me the quick quick slow Give me the quick quick slow Give me the quick quick slow Give me the quick quick slow Get there before you go Climbing upon my toes Gives me the vertigo No more fandango Give me a tango So much simpát...

Excuse me, excuse me Get right out of the way Quiet! (plop-plops) I'm sorry, beg pardon The fault's entirely yours Quiet! (big jobs) Your Highness, your Worship You silly pompous ass Quiet! (ar-arse) Quiet! You're making such a racket Quiet! Why must you be...

Although you think I'm sleeping as you get set to leave I can see your shadow packing from underneath my sleeve I swore I'd never live without your constant company Tomorrow's empty bedroom would be the death of me Times you tried to tell me, today was not ou...

Why don't you get back into bed?, Why don't you get back into bed Why don't you get back into bed?, Why don't you get back into bed Why don't you get back into bed?, Why don't you get back into bed Why don't you get back into bed?, Why don't you get back in...

"Dear parrot, I love you so deeply and true" Said Reggie, destroyed and upset "Dear cuddles, my darling, oh what shall I do?" Said Dinky, your kinky love pet "Dear Bonbon, your chicken lies dead in the fridge" "Dear Porky, I ache for your touch" "Dear Dishy,...