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The war cry of the raging drunken sot
That sends unwelcome pangs right up your bot
It bellows forth from open windows all night long
Puts up on the thought of right and wrong

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Uncoolohol

The war cry of the drinker of the drink
Can send your senses reeling to the brink
What's your poison breath and outlook
Puke and bile
Lose all sense of reason, humour, style

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Uncool

The war cry of the boozer of the booze
In normal state of little left to lose
Pissed and witless blood and bandage
Not a care
Splashing noxious liquids everywhere

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I have lived almost fifty years, and I've seen life as it is: pain, misery, hunger, cruelty beyond belief, I have heard the singing from taverns and m...

If I Was With A Woman

If I was with a woman she'd wonder what was happening Little things would slowly go askew If I was with a woman I'd make her quite unhappy Specially w...

Inbetweenies

In the mirror, when I'm debonair My reactions are my own affair A body likes to be near the bone Oh Nancy, Leslie, Jack and Joan I die when I'm alone,...

Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll

Sex and drugs and rock and roll Is all my brain and body need Sex and drugs and rock and roll Are very good indeed Keep your silly ways or throw them...

Love Is All

When ecstasy ennobled our first kiss I fell into an agony of bliss I've never heard a person talk like this I hope you don't think you can take the pi...