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RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
DOC BROWN!
VERSUS!
DOCTOR WHO!
BEGIN!
Doctor X:
Actually, if you don't mind, it's just The Doctor
Doesn't even really matter who. Who am I even talking to? Oh yes, you!
The wannabe Einstein, minus the stache
Travels through time but with no class
I'm saving the world while you dilly-dally
You can't even invent your way out of Hill Valley!
And calm down, will you? Everything is going to be fine!
You're not going to tear any wonky holes in any fabric of space and time
Actually, it's a lot more like a rug really, nevermind
Let's just say there's an infinite number of me simultaneously kicking your ass with rhymes!
Doc Brown:
Great Scott! You're great... not! I spit it hot
And generate way more power than one point twenty one gigawatts
I'm not sure what sort of scientific authority you purport to be
But I'm a real doctor! Where'd you get your degree?
Despite all your companions you couldn't be having less sex
I don't know what's lamer, your fans or your special effects!
You don't get another turn to debate, time to face your permanent fate!
Now Dalek my balls!
Dalek:
Exterminate!
Doctor X:
I'm going to die...
K-9:
Doctor...
Doctor X:
At least, this version of me...
K-9:
Doctor...
Doctor X:
Perhaps you'd like another...
K-9:
Doctor...
Doctor X:
Prepare to meet your...
Doctor IV:
Density! Hahahahaha!
I'm a mystical medical doc at the pinnacle shifting my physical form
You're a possibly pedophilic individual who should have never been born!
You got your knickers in a twist while you're sucking on my Piccadilly
But I'm a lot lot different
Cause you're a pitiful hillbilly hanging with an oedipal kid who's a BAWK BAWK chicken!
Marty McFly:
Nobody calls me chicken!
Doc Brown:
This is between us, Scarfy, don't try to out-rhyme me
You'll find I'm as grimy as any slimy time limey
I'll use your port-o-potty time machine as my latrine
You're not a cat with nine lives, you're a pussy, with thirteen!
WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC!
RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
DOC BROWN!
VERSUS!
DOCTOR WHO!
BEGIN!
Doctor Who:
Actually, if you don't mind, it's just The Doctor
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