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EVE:
This Battle's gonna end like every argument does
With you kissing my ass and begging me for a rub
I made a map motherfucker and I'm reading it too
Gives me specific directions how to fuck with you
I know that you like to think you're so macho
But you smell like ball sacks an nachos
I work while you and your boyfriend Steve
drink and play sports in a fantasy league
You're as sharp as a stick that I rub on my lips
So go ahead take a shot, I'm sure that you'll miss
Like tha laundry, the toilet, the grocery list
If you'd stop fucking up I wont have to get pissed
ADAM:
My life was fine 'til you had to come along and wreck it
Could you please just shut your face for ten seconds?!
You cry about everything but can't decide what you want
"I'm hungry/ I'm fat/ I'm cold/ I'm hot"
You call it complex but yo I'd call you a mess
You take two hours to cum, three more to get dressed
You got a lotion for this, you got a cream for that
Got any perfume that smells like get-the-fuck-off-my-back
When things are good they're great and it's like I'm dreaming!
Untill your junk starts bleeding and you turn to a demon
it aint summer eve don't try to play me like douche
You wanna bite on my fruit? Well you can swallow the truth!
EVE:
Don't even bring up swallow! The first man on earth that ani't a tough act to follow
One pump chump and you're hung like a weasel
Ditch the fig leaf, get yourself a pine needle
You want alone time? Have it! In fact suck your own dick and shave your own back
That apple's the best thing I've bit so far
Now I see how much of a dick you are
ADAM:
I wasn't listening are you still flapping those lips?
I was just thinking, yo, did I give up a rib for this?
Woman I just don't know what your problem is!
All I know is that you're acting like a colossal bitch!
ADAM: I'm sorry...
EVE: I'm sorry too... Don't even thik abou it!
ADAM: ok, that's fine, we can go eat.
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