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Eastern Philosophers Vs Western Philosophers Nice Peter & EpicLLOYD FacebookTwitter Share Play [Intro] EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! LAO TZU, SUN TZU, AND CONFUCIUS! VERSUS! NIETZSCHE, SOCRATES, AND VOLTAIRE! BEGIN! [Socrates] I'm coming off the...

[Intro] EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY ELON MUSK VS MARK ZUCKERBERG BEGIN! [Verse 1: Elon Musk] Call me Musk (uh!), I'm here to help (yeah!) Flush a Zuckerturd for humanity’s health I'm making brilliant innovations in a race against the dark ages You p...

[Theodore Roosevelt] Bully! A challenge! I love competition! Now, where would I mount the stuffed head of a Winston? (Ha!) I'm into fitness, digging ditches through an isthmus, Rough riding down to Cuba like, "What's up, bitches?!" I keep my rhymes pur...

Frank Sinatra- Ho! What's wrong with your face? Baby, yikes! With those teeth when you're through there'll be no dust left to bite! Christ, newsflash, kid: this is show business! Show some class when you dress, shave that bush off your lips! Your band's named...

[Thomas Jefferson] When in the course of human events It becomes necessary for a battle to commence Then kplow! I hit 'em with the illness of my quill I'm endowed with certain unalienable skills Let me run down my resume, will ya? Set up a little place c...

Gandalf: YOU SHALL NOT PASS I rap fast like Shadowfax Tom Riddle me this you b***h how's you're little wand gonna beat my staff I leave mic's in flames torched by Gandalf touch mine Dumbledore and scorch you're other hand off you fool you got Snaped you're not...

There's a difference between you and me, Willy! I fought 'till I was actually free, Willy! I got my face on a quarter. You got drawn and quartered. Tortured on the orders of a king, really? How'd you get beat by a dude named Longshanks? You hot dog...

Ghostbusters: Are you tired of two geeks in mustaches, Who can manage to be boring with explosions and crashes? If you, or the Lorax, wanna bust like we do, Give us a call, we're ready to defeat you! Ghostbusters, flow crushers, get the job done, Spitti...

Superman: Who can stop this constipated jock, With the awful animation and the complicated plot? Who's got the rap bombs to drop on Japan? This looks like a job for the OG, Jimmy Olsen: Superman! Superman: I'm killing it, you're Krillin it, I'm vi...

Gordon Ramsay: And that's how you make a perfect risotto. Right. Mrs. Child, welcome to the grown-ups' table. I've got exactly two minutes, and you should be grateful 'Cause I'm in the fucking weeds with all these shows to pitch! I keep my ovens preheated...

Adolf Hitler: Who are you? Darth Vader: Someone who loathes you, bitch, now stand up and rhyme I only thawed you out so I could beat your ass a second time Roar like Chewbacca, the voice of Mufasa I'm on the leader of your limp dicked Luftwaffe I strik...

Adolf Hitler: Vader… This is your last chance… Battle me… or die… EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! DARTH VADER! VERSUS! ADOLF HITLER! BEGIN! Adolf Hitler: Screw you, you big black cunt! I'll kick your balls and your face! A war on two fronts! The Führe...

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[Jack the Ripper] Oi mate, pass the liquor, it's Jack the Ripper Jack the Rapper, following you way before the dawn of Twitter I'm a human trigger warning, through the night until the morning When the light shines upon my crimes, you find it sick, appallin...

[James Bond (Craig)]: I’ve beefed with Le Chiffre and No and Blofeld with the cheek scar But they were not as crooked and rotten as your teeth are I’ll go balls to the Walther on this whack twat in an ascot Blast shots atcha like gas from the back slot of...

[Stan Lee] Greetings heroes, Stan Lee's here to battle It's the mind behind The Hulk against the geek beneath the Fraggles I'm just your friendly neighborhood writer man with a secret identity of a super MC Whose raps are as dark as my shades, leave you sq...

John Lennon: Help, you're making my ears bleed you need a muzzle Why are you pissed off all the time? Didn't your mom give you a cuddle? You're the type of guy who could die of a heart attack just in the shower You need to chill out for a minute and smoke...

Justin Bieber: Look what the cat dragged back from the dead Man it looks like Chewbacca wiped his ass on your head I’m the next the next Michael Jackson, You smell like Betty White, here’s some aspirin, you’re catching Bieber fever tonight Because my voice is...

Kim Jong-il: The name’s Kim Jong, I got a license to IL Make you swallow my rhymes like a steroids pill Your body looks like a spray tan banana With a walrus mustache and a wack bandana I’m coming at you like the Asian Rick Flair b***h, I’ll suplexx you by you...

[Nicepeter as Lance Armstrong] Before I let loose with this ruthless aggression, I'll let you be the second fat women hearing my confession. I admit it, I did what I had to do to win! I'm an athlete, you're a specimen of sin! With your drinking and smoking an...