Epic Rap Battles Of History piosenki

[Lewis and Clark] You can't be starting with Lewis and Clark Cause we cut a path through emcees like a walk in the park And give 'em back a whole stack of maps and accurate charts Showing exactly where our footprints on their buttocks are marked. We're tw...

Wright Brothers: We're the Wright brothers and there can't be no other We don't wanna cause trouble, are you looking for your lover 'Cause your princess is in our castle now (Yeah, she's gone) We stayed up all night playing Donkey Kong Before us, people o...

Gandhi: You Want To Battle Wits, See Who’s A Better Pacifist I Fought The Caste System, But You Still Can Not Touch This! Slumdog Skillionare, First Name Messiah Raps So Hot, I Spit Yoga Fire! Everything You Preach I Said It First You Should Jot Down The...

Leonidas: Spartans! Let's start this! Show this petty officer who's the hardest! The biggest mistake that you've ever made I'll toss you like a frag grenade I'll stomp you in the face with my sandals enrage And tonight we shall rhyme in a shade! Your pu...

Michael Jackson: Oooh, Elvis Presley, as I live and breath You stole rock and roll, gave us rockabilly cheese You dance like an epileptic, nothing but left feet I've seen it, every recors you set, man I beat it Here's a tip, don't swallow a bucket of drug...

Michael Jordan: Why don't you dodge this battle like you did Vietnam? Cause you've got as much chance of beating me as Lebron I'm a flying machine, like the world has never seen! You can fight one man? I can drive through a whole team! I choke a dope with his...

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! JOAN OF ARC vs. MILEY CYRUS! BEGIN! [MILEY]: Let me guess: you're here to hate? well, you can stand in the autograph line and wait Cuz I'm all twerk I got all day to spit harsh words in this French maid's face You died...

Mitt Romney: I'm not gonna let this battle be dictated by facts. I'm rich. I've got fat stacks and super PACs. We all know what went down in that 2008 election. You're a decent politician with a winning complexion. You're all Barack and no bite. Been no c...

Skrillex: My name is Skrillex, man! Welcome to the Devil's Den. I'm a scary monster stomping this sprite in frilly pants You're a weirdo, Wolfy, you're into powdered wigs & poop! And your cousin blew notes on your little Magic Flute Your daddy issues...

Mr T: I pity the fool who tries to step to Clubber Lang Call me BA biceps, 'cause I'll crush your whole gang Being Tuesday, Friday and little trolly the train And watch me dip their ass in gold and wear'em like my neck chain, sucka I'll choke you with you...

Napoleon Dynamite: Gosh, I can’t believe how much of a little b***h you are. When it comes to world leaders, you like literally lowered the bar. I’ll rip your bones apart, Bonaparte. Turn your horse into glue. Welcome to the battle of Waterloo, part two. I got...

EpicLLOYD: This is one vid kid that you won't ever survive I'll beat you, dislike you, then unsubscribe You'll be good at rapping someday, I promise bro But for now just stick to editing that gay ass Monday Show I'll slaughter your water color unicorns, e...

Thomas Edison: Step up. You'll be shocked when I spit and start static I'll rip your style and add it to my long list of patents While you were busy digging ditches and burning bridges I'm pumping out inventions stacking riches, so go back to your pigeons....

[Ellen DeGeneres] Hey God, it's me, Ellen, can I ask you a question? How do I tell my friend Oprah she's gonna get more whipped than Stedman? I'll make her head spin, when it comes to rhymes I got a penchant! So battling me is your intention, I better ment...

Rasputin: Cool mustache, Wario, Try messing with the Mad Monk you'll be sorry, yo How many dictators does it take, To turn an empire into a union of ruinous states? It's a disgrace what you did to your own people. Your daddy beat you like a dog and now y...

Rick Grimes Carl, stay back, this is gonna get bad, I'm about show this lab rat how to be a real dad, A grade-A MC who will ruin your A1 Day, 'Cause Sheriff Grimes rhymes dirty like my armpit stains, I'm a post-apocalyptic cop who's got a lot of issu...

Bonnie and Clyde: I'll handle this darling, I'm known to fire off some BAR's Cause if these lovers cross me they're gonna end up seeing stars I mean I'll let you go first but damn sure I'm gettin' licks in On this hissy fittin' rich kid and this prepubesce...

Santa Claus: Sweet robes, Obi Wan too many days in the sun, Stop preachin' homie, teach your flock to covet some fun! I bring joy every year, man I represent cheer, You represent sandals and a scraggly beard. I'm from the North Pole, that's why my rhymes...

Sarah Palin: Oh boy look what we have here a transvestite with a keyboard trying to be freak of the year. Your voice sounds like a rooster having sex with a frog they put a lot of lipstick on you but you still look like a dog. Put down that teacup honey g...

[Shaka Zulu] Iwisa, meet Caesar, he's a commander Who thinks he can dance with Conan of the Savannah But when I go hand to hand with you, I go hammer Knock off his dome, wrap it up in his own banner Send it back to Rome with a message from the Zulu If yo...