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Abraham Lincoln: Four score and 65 years in the past I won the Civil War with my beard Now I’m here to whup your ass I’ve read up on your facts You cure cancer with your tears? Well, tell me Chuck how come you never sat down and cried on your career? You’re a...

EVE: This Battle's gonna end like every argument does With you kissing my ass and begging me for a rub I made a map motherfucker and I'm reading it too Gives me specific directions how to fuck with you I know that you like to think you're so macho But yo...

Adolf Hitler: I am Adolf Hitler Commander of the Third Reich Little known fact: Also dope on the mic! You are Vader, with your little boots and cape, and helmet to cover up that burnt ass face! You have the force to move objects, I am a force truly evil! even...

Albert Einstein: When I apply my battle theory, minds are relatively blown. So take a seat Steve Oop! I see you brought your own. What’s with your voice? I can’t frickin tell. You sound like WALL-E Having sex with a Speak & Spell I’ll school you anywhere M...

[ Ivan IV Groźny] Look alive Crème de la Kremlin's arriving Try to serve Ivan No surviving You're a land rover, I'm a land expander Here to hand you your first loss, Alexander I'll school you like Aristotle Smack you harder than you hit that bottle Yo...

Leonardo da Vinci: Cowabunga, dude, so let's get it on Reptiles against the fathers of the Renaissance We got the classical technique To kick these three toed freaks back under the street I take a turtle and I turn him into mincemeat You don't really wa...

Batman: Nice hat, dork, you look like a duck I had Alfred read your books, he told me they suck I'll crush your British nuts until they're bangers and mash I've seen better detective work in Tango & Cash You chump, I kick punks like you off the streets Whi...

Ben Franklin: I’m big Ben Franklin, and this shant be pretty, Let me instruct you how we battle in the city of Philly. You couldn’t sell Rick James a bag of crack, you’re out of practice. My victory’s more certain than death or taxes. Fact is, you’re a hack, w...

I come strapped with six pistols and a dagger, Walk under the black flag with a scallywag swagger, Ain't no parrot on my shoulder and no rings in my ear, I'm an irate pirate, real swashbuckling buccaneer, Beef with me? Please, I'm the high seas Caesar, My...

Picasso: I am the greatest, the modern art Muhammad Ali I melt faces, call me MC Dali Your whole body of work is a fluffy mountain of crap You're the PBS version of Nickelback But I think you must be a genius cause with zero training You made millions teaching...

[Bruce Banner] I'll school you in this battle of the baddest Bruce With your He-Man haircut and your Daisy Dukes I hear you're good at running, you're just like the Flash Especially in the hundred meter ditch your wife dash! I'm ace in the lab, acid, base...

Bruce Lee: I've got the baddest fists of fury that the world ever saw Defeat whole karate schools and motherfuckers with claws How can you talk more shit, with my fist in yo jaw? Don't need words to serve ya, I'mma just say WAA-CHAA! Your movies, they bor...

Marylin Monroe: Whose rap flow's the dopest? Marylin Monroe's is Overthrow Pharaohs, who oppose me like Moses You could never kick my ass, so kiss my clitoris This ugly hag and KassemG got matching noses Cleopatra: You betta hold more than your skirt, m...

Christopher Columbus: Arrivederci, Imma leave before this battle begins... ... ...'Cause we both know in the end which of this captains gonna win I'll show you how a real explorer handles a situation I'll beat you so bad they'll feel it in the next genera...

[Intro] EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! DAVID COPPERFIELD! VERSUS! HARRY HOUDINI! BEGIN! [Harry Houdini] You've never seen a body quite the same as that of Houdini! Slippery like linguine, sneaking out of teeny-weeny Little spaces small enough to fit yo...

RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! DOC BROWN! VERSUS! DOCTOR WHO! BEGIN! Doctor X: Actually, if you don't mind, it's just The Doctor Doesn't even really matter who. Who am I even talking to? Oh yes, you! The wannabe Einstein, minus the stache Travels through ti...

Donald Trump: Wake up, Scrooge, I'm about to take a Dickens of a dump On this lonely, homely little miserable grump I'm like the star on a Christmas tree, you're like the stump I'm not known for my heart but you're still getting trumped You remind me of m...

Hillary: I've been in this game too long; I'm a public servant! Have been since I met MLK in person! I'm a woman of the people; that's for certain! You're a man of the people who don't like turbans! I was living in the West Wing while you were profess...

William Shakespeare: Come bite my thumb! I hope you know the stakes! I'll put a slug between your shoulder blades Then ask what light through yonder poser breaks? I hath been iambic on that ass, ye bastard, my rhymes are classic Your crap is drafted by a...

The Easter Bunny: How you gonna battle? I invented hip hoppin. My little tail swinging and my big ears flopping. The Easter Bunny baby, I deserve to be arrogant. You ugly, Rapist, Pelt wearing barbarian. Uuuuu, what you gonna do? You’ve got a bucket on y...