Weird Al Yankovic piosenki

Taco ... Grande ... Taco ... Grande ... Yo quiero chimichungas y chile colorado. Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado. Las flautas y tamales siempre muy bueno. Y el chile relleno. You see, I just gotta have a tostada, carne asada. That's right, I want the...

I'd like to do some more songs about buildings and food This is a song about liver, very high in protein, very good for ya Hope you like it I don't know why You feed me so bad Think of all the health food I could've had You took-a my yogurt And my whole whea...

Aquarius There's travel in your future When your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus Fill that void in your pathetic life By Playing Wack-a-mole 17 hours a day Pisces Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos With the Ebola Virus You are the true lord...

Oh... what is the malted liquor? What gets you drunken quicker? What comes in bottles or in cans? (Beer) Can't get enough of it (Beer) How we really love it (Beer) Makes me think I'm a man (Beer) I could kiss and hug it (Beer) But I'd rather chug it (Be...

You can watch Mr. Rogers You can watch Three's Company And you can turn on Fame or The Newlywed Game Or The Addams Family I say, you can watch Barney Miller And you can watch your MTV And you can watch till your eyes fall out of your head That'll be ok...

Down in the workshop all the elves were making toys For the good gentile girls and the good gentile boys When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath From his beard to his boots he was covere...

{Who fixes plumbing problems in a flash? 24 hours a day? 7 days a week?} Baby, I sure wish I could lend you a hand, But plumbing's one thing I don't understand. It's true. (Haven't got a clue) B-b-b-baby, I can tell you've got a big problem. When I flu...

A long, long time ago In a galaxy far away Naboo was under an attack And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn Could talk the federation into Maybe cutting them a little slack But their response, it didn't thrill us They locked the doors and tried to kill us We escape...

(The white stuff. The white stuff) The first one was a sweet one, the second one was a blast. Soon I finished off the bag, ate 'em up real fast. You can see 'em in my teeth, tell it when I talk. Had so many my pancreas just went into shock. I love the w...

I eat filet mignon seven times a day My bathtub's filled with Perrier What can I say This is the life I buy a dozen cars when I'm in the mood I hire somebody to chew my food I'm an upwardly mobile dude This is the life They say that money corrupts you But I...

you're sort of famous a minor celebrity and so it only makes sense the world would be obsessed with every single thing you do they're running 'round with their camcorders in the night they lurk impatienly in hope that they just might see something really emba...

Seven o'clock in the evening Watchin somethin' stupid on TV I'm zoned out on the sofa When my wife comes in the room and sees me She says "Is this 'Behind the Music' With Lynard Skynard?" And I say "I don't know. Say, it's gettin' late... what you wann...

(Trigger happy, trigger happy) Got an AK-47, well you know it makes me feel alright Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night There's no feeling any greater Than to shoot first and ask questions later Now I'm trigger happy, trigger...

[Ken] Wanna go for a ride? [Barbie] Sure Ken! [Ken] Well forget it! [Barbie] I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl Said I have it, I should bag it! Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair! I'm a relation to Frankinstein's creation! [Ken] Your so ugly, You...

Put down your remote control Throw out your TV Guide Put away your jacket There's no need to go outside Don't you know that we control the horizontal We control the vertical, too We gonna make a couch potato out of you That's what we gonna do now Don'...

Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please We wanna give you a warning 'Cause I found out this morning About a dangerous, insidious computer virus If you should get it, an email with the subject, 'stinky cheese' Better off protecting your chan...

Faces filled with joy and cheer What a magical time of year Howdy Ho! It's Weasel Stomping Day Put your Viking helmet on Spread that mayonaisse on the lawn Don't you know it's Weasel Stomping Day All the little girls and boys Love that wonderful crunc...

It feels like I've been alone too long With no girls around, my mind was wondering Thinking of some way to release it I looked in the kitchen, saw some Crisco oil And that's when my blood started to boil, oh oh yeah. Ouh, Ouh, Ouh, uh-oh Ouh, Ouh, Ouh, oh god...

Hey girl, you know, our economy's in the toilet But I'm still gonna treat you right I said you can have whatever you like, if you like I said you can have whatever you like, if you like Yeah Tater tots, Cold Duck on ice And we can clip coupons all night...

Let me tell you sonny... let me tell you straight You kids today ain't never had it tough Always had everything handed to you on a silver plate You lazy brats think nothing's good enough Well, nobody ever drove me to school when it was ninety degrees below We...