Weird Al Yankovic piosenki

I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school Yah, but chocolate's gettin' old Vanilla just leaves me cold There's just one flavor good enough for me, yah me Don't gimme no crummy taste spoon I know what I need...

Isn't it strange? Feels like I'm lookin' in the mirror What would people say if only they knew that I was Part of some geneticist's plan Born to be a carbon copy man There in a petri dish late one night They took a donor's body cell and fertilized a human...

When I said that I'd be faithful, When I promised I'd be true. When I swore that I could never Be with anyone but you. When I told you that I loved you With those tender words I spoke. I was only kidding. Now, can't you take a joke? When I said that I...

I sued Taco Bell 'Cause I ate half a million Chalupas And I got fat! I sued Panasonic They never said I shouldn't use their microwave To dry off my cat Huh, I sued Earthlink 'Cause I called them up N' they had the nerve to put me on hold I sued Starbucks 'C...

Ooh yeah Oh I'm your shelter from the storm You'll know I'll always have your back I'll even let you warm Your freezing hands inside my butt crack I never get out my leaf blower when Oprah is on And when you're telling me about your feelings I try not...

I'm waking up in Cheeto dust My belly's covered with pizza crust I'm using my inhaler now [wheezes] I'm out of shape, fattening up I'm sipping Coke from a solo cup Donut crumbs are upon my lips, whoa The TV's on, I really hate this show I can't reach m...

It's all about the Pentiums, baby Uhh, uh-huh, yeah Uhh, uh-huh, yeah It's all about the Pentiums, baby It's all about the Pentiums, baby It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby) It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums...

Tuesday morning, 8: 15 I was riding to work on the Jackson Park Express Seemed like any other day Then my whole world changed In a way I never could have guessed 'Cause she walked in Took the seat right across the aisle I knew we had a special connecti...

It's been one week since we got to see Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry Five days since they had the show With the hermaphrodite, the slut, and the crack ho Three days since we heard the tale About the guy who learned his woman was a she-male Yesterday i...

I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitos And before long they were cloning DNA Now I'm being chased by some irate velociraptors Well believe me...this has been one lousy day Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark All the dinosaurs are running...

[Verse 1:] One time I was in the checkout line Behind Steven Seagal Once I'm pretty sure Mr. Jonah Hill Was in the very next bathroom stall My best friend's brother Well, he was an extra in Wayne's World 2 My neighbour's baby sitter Dated three of the...

I finally made it through med school Somehow I made it through I'm just an intern I still make A mistake or two I was last in my class Barely passsed at the institute Now I'm trying to avoid, yah I'm trying to avoid A malpractise sue Hey, like a surgeon Cutt...

There's something weird in the fridge today I don't know what it is Food I can't recognize My roommate won't throw a thing away I guess it's probably his It looks like it's alive... And livin' in the fridge... livin' in the fridge Livin' in the fridge... livi...

All I do is Grunt and Groan Hurts me to walk anywhere Went to see my physician Dr. Jones He took my trousers off Told me to cough The doctor said there ain't nothing To discuss He said anyday now I might have to wear a truss Living with a hernia All the tim...

We must all efficiently Operationalize our strategies Invest in world-class technology And leverage our core competencies In order to holistically administrate Exceptional synergy We'll set a brand trajectory Using management's philosophy Advance our m...

Beverly hillbillies Huh, now lookie here people Listen to my story A little story 'bout a man named Jed You know something? That poor mountaineer They say he barely kept his family fed Now, let me tell you One day he was shootin' Old Jed was shootin...

Oh, my baby, my baby she don't want me no more Ever since she saw his poster in that record store She says the way he grinds his molars is really sexy She thinks he's so darn dysfunctional and Generation X-y She likes his brooding angst and his wild-eyed stare...

Ooh, my little hungry one, hungry one Open up a package of my bologna Ooh, I think the toast is done, the toast is done Top it with a little of my bologna Never gonna stop, eat it up Such a tasty snack I always eat too much, then throw up But I'll soon...

I saw a baby drive a truck I saw a junkie eat a tuba I saw a stripper kiss a duck Behind a dumpster in Aruba I saw this fat, psychotic guy His underwear was made of crickets He pawned a skeleton to buy Some old expired lotto tickets I saw a naked vag...

[Wrecking Ball:] We clawed, we chained our hearts in vain We jumped never asking why We kissed, I fell under your spell A love no one could deny Don't you ever say I just walked away I will always want you I can't live a lie, running for my life I will always...