Weird Al Yankovic piosenki

Uh huh ... extra cheese Uh huh, uh huh ... save a piece for me Pizza, party at your house I went, just to check it out Nineteen extra larges What a shame No one came Just us eatin' all alone You said, "Take the pizza home" "No sense lettin' all this...

You can torture me With Donnie & Marie You can play some Barry Manilow Or you can play some schlock Like New Kids On The Block Or any Village People song you know Or play Vanilla Ice Hey, you can play him twice And you can play the Bee Gees any day...

Potato skins, potato cakes Hash browns and instant flakes Baked or boiled or french fried There's no kind you haven't tried You planned a trip to Idaho Just to watch potatoes grow I understand how you must feel I can't deny they've got a peel Wo, you like 'em...

Met this pretty young stewardess on a non-stop flight. She showed me to my seat and it was love at first sight. Now lately I've been flying to all kinds of places That I never really wanted to go. 'Cause I'll do anything just to spend a little time With t...

Here she comes now, wants her alimony Bleedin' me dry as a bony bony Workin' three jobs just to stay in debt now Well, first she took my nest egg Then she took the nest I said yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), Yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah) Yeah 'Cause she t...

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain But that's just perfect for an Amish like me You know, I shun fancy things like electricity At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows Jebediah feeds...

Ridin' in a bus down the boulevard, And the place was pretty packed. Couldn't find a seat, so I had to stand, With the perverts in the back. It was smellin' like a locker room. There was junk all over the floor. We're already packed in like sardines, But we're...

[*inhale*] Beautiful tats All over my back Makes me so proud I'm gonna shout it out loud I got another tattoo baby Yeah another tattoo baby (a-noth-noth-nother tattoo) (noth noth nother tattoo) No part of me is blank I'm really ink obsessed Its like...

They showed up on my doorstep just a couple weeks ago They looked so sweet and harmless Tell me, how was I to know They got a little too close to the microwave and then much to my surprise They grew to forty thousand times their original size They started muta...

Sometimes I feel, like I need a vacation Sometimes I feel, like I wanna go To the city of cavemen, the city of Bedrock I'd be a Flintstone, now I'll tell you why Well, I've got, I've got a woman named Wilma Well, I've got, I've got a baby named Pebbles...

Hit my snooze alarm for the 27th time Just don't feel like goin' to work - I think I'll call my boss, then I'm Gonna hack and cough and wheeze Swear I got some strange disease What's that little twerp gonna say? Hey I'm callin' in sick today Callin' in...

Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot Don't wanna be some beer swillin' hockey nut And do I look like some frostbitten hose-head? I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed They all live on donuts and moose meat And they leave the house without packin' heat Never ev...

Tra la la! Are you worried about impending doom? Those evil villains got ya filled with gloom? Don't ya fear, there's a hero in the sky, the sky, the sky It's not a bird and it's not a plane And it's not an egg salad sandwich It's the waistband warrior...

It's Christmas at Ground Zero There's music in the air The sleigh bells are ringing And the carolers are singing While the air raid sirens blare It's Christmas at Ground Zero The button has been pressed The radio just let us know That this is not a te...

Jillian was her name She was sweeter than aspartame Her kisses reconfigured my DNA And after that I never was the same And I loved her even more Than Marlon Brando loved souffle She was gorgeous, she was charming Yeah, she was perfect in every w...

Charles Nelson Reilly was a mighty man The kind of man you'd never disrespect He stood eight feet tall, wore glasses And had a third nipple on the back of his neck He ate his own weight in coal Excreted diamonds everyday He could throw you down a flight...

Watch this These are my confessions Just when I thought I said all I could say I came up up with more secrets to tell you today These are my confessions Slip my mind the last two times, silly me So now I gotta give you part three of my confessions Fir...

Uh huh, extra cheese. Uh huh, uh huh, save a piece for me. Pizza party at your fuckin' house, I went just to check it out. 19 extra larges, What a shame, no one came. Just us, eatin' all alone, You said take the pizza home. No sense lettin' all this go to was...

[Intro] Look, if you had, one shot To sit on your lazy butt, and watch all the TV you ever wanted Until your brain turned to mush, would you go for it Or just let it slip Yo [Verse 1] Remote is ready, eyes wide, palms are sweaty There's Flintstones on the TV...

Whoa, yeah! You've got a 65 Chevy Malibu With automatic drive, a custom paint job too I'll trade you for my old wheelbarrow And a slightly-used sombrero And I'll even throw in a stapler, if you insist Craigslist I'm on Craigslist, baby, come on Yeah...