Weird Al Yankovic piosenki

Poor Peter Parker was pitiful Couldn't have been any shyer Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him Even if his hair was on fire But then one day he went to that science lab That mutated spider came down Oh, and now Peter crawls over everyone's walls And he...

Well I heard that you're leaving Gonna leave far behind 'Cause you found a brand new lover You decided that I'm not your type So I pulled Your name out of my Rolladex And I tore all your pictures in two And I burned down the malt shop Where we used to go Just...

Oooh oooh oooh ee-oooh oooh oooh Ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh-oooh oooh Oooooh I'm always thinkin' 'bout it I don't know what I'd do without it I love, I really love My pancreas My spleen just doesn't matter Don't really care about my bladder But I don't...

i moved out to langely recently with a plain and simple dream; wanna infiltrate some third-world place and topple their regime. those men in black with their matching suitcases; where everything's on a need-to-know basis; agents got that swagger; every...

My mama told me when I was hatched Act like a superstar Save your allowance, buy a bubble dress And someday you will go far Now on red carpets, well, I'm hard to miss The press follows everywhere I go I'll poke your eye out with a dress like this Back off and...

[Liechtensteiner Polka] [Lady Gaga - Poker Face:] Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum muh Oh whoa oh oh oh Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read-a my polka face (She's got to love no body) Can't read my, can't read my No he can't read-a my polka face (She's...

[Billy Idol - Cradle Of Love:] Hey! Rock the cradle of love. Rock the cradle of love. Yes, the cradle of love don't rock easy, it's true. Rock the cradle of love. I rocked the cradle of love. Yes, the cradle of love don't rock easy, it's true. [Suzanne...

Krabby, Snubbull, Venonat Mankey, Chansey and Zubat Slowking, Ditto, Butterfree Lugia and Caterpie Oddish, Poliwag, Goldeen Elekid and Nidoqueen Victreebel and Magneton - Everybody Polkamon! Aerodactyl, Seel, Machoke Marill, Moltres, then Slowpoke Ar...

[Werner Thomas - Chicken Dance] [The Black Eyed Peas - Let's Get It Started:] Let's get it started (ha) Let's get it started in here Let's get it started (ha) Let's get it started in here Let's get it started (ha) Let's get it started in here And the...

Veren zol fun dir a blintsa (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey! (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey! (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey! And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly for a rabbi Meccha leccha hi, meccha hiney hiney ho Our temple's h...

Once, not very long ago, I was respected I was popular (popular, ooh) But now I hang my head in shame (ahh, ooh) My life is filled with such regret A bad mistake I can't forget And now I'll never be the same Ringtone Why did I buy this stupid ringtone?...

Fat and weak, what a disgrace. Guess the champ got too lazy. Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space. Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain. But he's no bum, he works down the street. He bought the neighborhood deli. Back on his feet, now...

I starred in every high school play Blew every drama teacher away I graduated first in my class at Juilliard Took every acting workshop I could And I dreamed of Hollywood While I read my Uta Hagen and studied the Bard Hit the boards and paid my dues An...

Things just haven't been the same Since the flying saucer came Now the aliens are on the loose Well, we tried to hold 'em back Tried to ward off their attack But our atom bombs were just no use They were ugly, they were mean Biggest heads I ever seen They ma...

What is this song all about? Can't figure any lyrics out How do the words to it go? I wish you'd tell me, I don't know Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no Don't know, don't know, don't know... Now I'm mumblin' and I'm screamin' And I don't know w...

Spam in the place where I live (Ham and Pork) Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it Spam in my lunchbox at work (it's the best) Really makes a darned good sandwich anyway you slice it at all If you're running low, go to the store. Carry some money t...

Your sports team is vastly inferior That simple fact is plainly obvious to see We're gonna kick your collective posterior Of course you realize we're speaking figuratively Our stats are thoroughly impressive Our coach really has the Midas touch Our playe...

A man of intrigue He lives for the thrill Always has places to go And people to kill Danger is the game he plays And he holds every card 'Cause if you wanna win You gotta spy hard A man of the world So suave and discreet He trips over the women Piled up at h...

Oh the sand keeps falling through the hourglass And there’s no way you’re gonna slow it down. You say, “We’ve gotta treasure each moment.” Who knows how long we’re gonna be around? Yeah, you keep on tellin’ me life is short, And it’s hard to disagree with wha...

[Verse 1:] It might seem crazy, wearing stripes and plaid I instagram every meal I've had All my used liquor bottles are on display We can go to see a show but I'll make you pay [Chorus:] (because I'm tacky) Wear my belt with suspenders and sandals with my so...