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We now return to Celebrity Apprentahh
with new host Ahhnold Schwarzenegahh
Mr. Bieber
Why'd your team lose?
idk bro (ja nie wiem ;)
No Excuses!
Off to the Gas Chamber
Now for a paid political advertisement
Look
I'm rich as hell from me real estate and sale of shirts
I wish this President would give us better health insurance
I'll build a Wall it just got taller with a better view
I'll bill the Mexicans who made good money from Cocaine
I just sold a billion hats if you even blink
I sold a billion more it's for Charity
My name's Donnie Trump and I'm Orange and Pink
My name's Donnie Trump for prez 2016
That's my name, ok?
It's on my birth certificate
We're gonna bring down Crime
We'll give cops guns and bugspray
(I love cops)
I'll build a wall so big
And that'll keep all of the spics out
We're gonna bring back Jobs
(Jobs, jobs)
It'll be so Great
I'll build a Wall so big
You'll say Donald it's too big
Could you bring it a few feet down?
Believe me, I know Walls
I went to the best schools
The best!
I got perfect marks
Perfect!
My teachers said:
Donald, your marks are too high for us
Could you get a few answers wrong?
Sometimes certain people talk about a certain Trump
They probably do it so their Ratings start going up
They say Who could we invite on the show?
The Low Ratings here are killin' us
We probably should invite Trump
Look at the Numbers
I have the best Polls
Best Clothes
Best dressed
In my own Trump suit and tie
Oh look behind me
It's Hillary and Sanders
If you faggots come from Mexico
You'll have to take a Ladder
Who's this Curry face in charge with Al Qaeda links
(Look, who is this guy?)
I'll send him back thru immigration to find out what language he speaks
Asalama Ding Dong Motha Fucka!
Look I love black guys
(And blacks love me)
I think blacks are Great
I love Hispanic things like Taco Salad by the road side
We're in a big Decline
(cline, cline)
I'll make this country Great
And we could have nice things like snacks and cheese and crackers
It's great yeah!
I used to host Apprentice it was on every Sunday
We would build a couple teams and give each one a different name
And everyone of them competed beggin than I let 'em stay
Seein' which one could make the most Money for me
Now I'm traveling around the country with my friends
Sayin' things people like to hear about Mexicans
Please take a MAGA hat and wear it
That is your donation
Thanks I don't even take Money
When this World is mine
I'll build a Wall in Space
And everyone will see
That my penis is a pretty big cock
(I guarantee)
I don't like China
(na, na)
Although the food is Great
(It's great)
Even those Chinese chinks
Have a big Wall to keep the spics out
I love Mexicans
The Mexicans love me
I love Mexicans, I love Mexicans
Trust me!
I get along with them
I get along with everybody
So vote for your good friend Donnie!
And if you don't vote Trump
You'll be rounded up today
Loaded onto a Train and sent off to Vacation
There you will be taught the correct way to vote
All thanks to my good friend Donnie!
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