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Germany's place where gayness lives,

Everyone in England's into kids,

Everyone you meet in Europe is stupid,

it's good shit,

Nobody respect the Frenches,

No one even knows what the Welsh is,

No one ever goes Wales 'cause it sucks,

Can we just,

finish, finish, finish all the fuckin' Finnish off,

and take all of their fish with us,

I don't like 'em very much,

at least they're not the Swiss, Swiss,

All so fucking rich, rich

Go to war you bitch, bitch,

I don't know much, but I know this,

The Netherlands Gay!

But not as much as Sweden is and Norway who's,

not as gay as the Danes,

Luxembourg sounds like someone's name,

Who's "verery" gay

The men in Iceland are getting boned everyday,

'cause they love letting men come in their face,

They do everyday,

Nothing is good about Belarus,

Everyone in Georgia's into dudes,

What's the best place to receive nudes,

It's the EU,

Croatians are fuckin' dumb,

The asians took over Belgium,

No one knows about the Kosovo,

Why they mad? I don't know,

Cyprus is shit,

and so is Monaco,

Why don't Montenegro change their name it's so racist,

adn the Polish are gimps, gimps,

Irish are all chimps, chimps,

Austrians throw shrimps, shrimps on the barbie,

I just know,

The Netherlands gay!

But not as much as Holland is everyday,

They do whatever is gay,

Latvia's even gayer is Ukraine,

Because Slovenia's gay,

Or was it Slovakia who really knows?

Bulgaria's gay!

Bosnia and Herzegovina have AIDS.

So do Albains,

Portugal isn't into girls.

Everone in Hungary is Hungry for a set of balls,

Kazakhstan is full of gay Kazakhs,

Lichtenstein sounds like Jewish guy that really loves cocks,

and up in Turkey,

They're fuckin' Armenia with the help of Greece,

Greece is gayer than the average Estoni,

and Italy is like Bulgaria, but gayer than the San Marines,

Azerbaijan finds gay things really fun,

Moldova always bends over for the Maltanis,

but none of these are as gay as Vatican City,

GAY!

Czech Republic is gayer than Lithuania,

which is gayer than Spain,

The Moniker for Monaco is "We're gay!",

Andorra is gay!

Romania's gay, but Macedonia is gayer than they,

Fuckin' Russia is gayer than all those places,

It's full of apes. 

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