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Welcome!
Youtube take my video down and say
"oh no it's not cause your Chinese"
But every time I say AIDS and Russians in the same sentence
It's get deleted
The government invented AIDS
And gave it too youtube and said
"here give this too rucka"
This song is called
"me no rikey youtube part 2:
No more dj nice guy"
I come here from Red China
Cause internet there is controlled by
Men with vagina
And youtube say
"oh hello
Welcome to America
We like Chinese people
So come make yourself comfortable"
But then they were like
"Hold up rucka ali we didn't mean for people to like you more then me"
If I was nigahiga
Or youtube freddy
Then I could say whatever I want
But since I'm rucka rucka
The thugs at youtube
Take all my videos down
They hate me cause
They're racist and I'm kind of brown
They tell me I can't say things like
Ding ching chang chong
They fuck me everyday
With their dicks in my butt
"What the fuck"
Grow some nuts and balls people
You hate me cause I tell you what you know
Youtube please tell me why you did this
Why you take my song
I bring your shitty website business
Count them 40 million
I bring Chinese food too the table
And try to be your friend
If I was signed to major label
You'd say "oh hello come in have a blow job"
I'm pissed off you don't like me
And next time I have
Some rice crispies
And youtube say
"hey can I have some"
I will tell you too fuck off
You won't get no cereal
Youtube is kind of racist
They're breaking my balls
I think they're all just angry at asian people
They took this fuckin' nation from native people
Then they tried taking Beijing from from west Vietnam
Give it back to Hong Kong
Listen
Now I talk like "Ching Chang Chong"
And I've seen King Kong
Back when it was in theaters
And Youtube cellphone kept ringing
So I missed the thing
With the monkey's penis
I think that I might move to Korea
Cause there I could have a singing career
Cause over there Kim Jung Il made it clear
Youtube is against the law
We should do that here
Yeah
Youtube hates me
Cause I wont obey the white man's law
They want me too just stop singing
And build them another railroads
But I won't stop making songs
I'm the one that calls the shots
Did we give up when China bombed us
Wait that's next year
Err
Youtube just hates black people
They treat us yellow people like we're chopped liver
Youtube take away all my dang videos
But it's okay cause they get reloaded
By twelve year olds
I'm only gonna make fun
Of many more people
There are so many cultures all over the world
And I have only made songs about 3 or 4
Youtube will have too say "Please"
If they want me too stop
Say pleeeeeease
Buy my song on iTunes
One dollar
Look me up on Youtube
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