Neil Innes piosenki

Two dodos stood back to back Refusing to say a word Having a lovers' quarrel Over something truly absurd "But you're the last of your species!" The other animals cried "Make up your differences, do Forget your foolish pride!" And say sorry again Say...

Queen Elizabeth, Queen Elizabeth Silver Jubilee Queen Elizabeth, Queen Elizabeth God save you and me Everybody's mad about ya Where would Britain be without ya? Everywhere you go, they shout, "Your Majesty, oh!" Sailin' in the yacht Britannia No where...

Singing a song is easy Watchin' the world go by If you were a song I'd sing you But you're more than meets my eye So lets sing a song together Just like holding hands Simple words and music We can all understand You can only love somebody As much as...

Stamp your feet and clap your hands (We are the slaves of freedom) Somewhere there's a promised land (We are the slaves of freedom) Where we can do what we like (We are the slaves of freedom) Where no one gets off their bike (We are the slaves of freed...

Do you remember when we used to sit and talk? (yeah yeah!) Sit and talk (yeah!) Kiss and talk And take a little walk (yeah yeah!) With the moon and stars above Shining down upon my love Do you recall, babe? We talked about someday Someday We're gonna...

I don't know what anybody's saying anymore Everybody's talking but I heard it all before I seen it in the papers and I watched it on t.v. Words are gonna beat the living daylights out of me There's something to be said for having something to say Each mo...

Love can make a castle From the sands of time A brown paper parcel Full of nursery rhymes Existential knick-knack's Sitting on a shelf Talking to a mirror Talking to himself Lots of little footprints Shaped like a silver spoon Running in and out of...

He rode his horse across the badlands He tipped his hat against the sun He drank his whiskey from the bottle He was the law and he wore a gun He wore a gun Yes he wore a gun He wore a gun actually this is Crystal Balls from RWT Like a gunman should Li...

The champagne was Canadian The hostess sang a song I contemplated suicide Then you came along! You're so spontaneous You hit the spot Nothing but everything Is all you've got You're so spontaneous You top the bill Your elegant savoir-fair Gives me...

We are free because we’re normal We are free without a doubt We are free to be informal And tell the man to leave it out Oi you! We are free because we’re normal Free to fall in love and such Any port in any storm'll Do us nicely thank you very much...

Zoom zoom zoom zoom Zoom zoom zoom zoom Zoom zoom zoom zoom Zoom zoom zoom zoom Boodle dum dee, boodle dum da Isn't it great being a star? Boodle dum dee, boodle dum da Isn't it great being a star? Well, I'm just the moon, and that's fine by me As l...

The sun is in the sky Another day is born The bird is on the wing The snail is on the thorn stealing time stealing time Stealing time takes a lifetime The sun is in the sky So near and yet so far Further down the road The thief is in your car stea...

I'm so stoned on rock So stoned on rock I dig it with my body and my soul I'm so stoned on rock So stoned on rock So stoned on rock and roll Well it's an even bet That the sun will set Before I get much older Though life is hard to take I won't qu...

Hi there My name is Solo Stoop Solo I do amazing things Right now I'd like to sing for you Stormy days (stormy days) Cloudy skies (cloudy skies) Wind and Rain (wind and rain) Got a watery eye (watery eye) Yellow leaves (yellow leaves) Fall from the...

Walkin' the street Hopin' to meet A real-life Satan's daughter Oh what I'd give for a chance to be with A queen of the red-light quarter "Open All Night", the sign was so bright I found myself steppin' inside "What'll it be" she said lookin' at me I sa...

Hello testing, one... Are we on? Are we on? bass plugged in? Okay... Hello testing (one two) Testing (ONE TWO) How do you do? Testing (one two) It's ONE derful TWO be here Testing one two, testing one two Two 

Hi hi hi, low low low Hey hey hey, quick quick slow Here's a brand new dance I'll tell you how it's done It's a little unusual And not much fun It's not like the bump It's not like the hustle And it'll never never never Be filmed by Ken Russell It's...

What do you see? What do you feel? What's going on, you look around, where are you now? Is this a dream Or is it real? Time seems to fly and yet be standing still somehow No one, no one knows the time No one, no one can be sure No one, no one in this...

We don't know what's going on We don't know how it works It's all the same to you and me That's how the pickle squirts 'Cause we're all having the time of our lives the time of our lives the time of our lives Yes we're all having the time of our lives...

One night I dreamed that I was dead A butterfly flew into my head "How do ya do" she said "I'm an angel" She said no more, she said no less I said "can you get me out of this mess If you can well then I guess you must be an angel" But then a worm crawl...