Neil Innes piosenki

Just left school, nice and clean Power tool man machine Steady job, nine to five Wonder if I'm still alive I'm completely bored Nationally insured Life is not so hard When they stamp your card 9 to 5 pollution blues Only got my soul to lose Wish I d...

Where is the turning point? The age of desperation? When our opinions become more convincing than before When we know what is right! (because we cannot see alternative) And we know we shall lose all if we doubt ourselves. What is objectivity? Keeping t...

I don't like the world sometimes And sometimes the world don't like me I guess it's only fair But it's neither here nor there when you're all alone all alone all alone all alone I got no time for self pity I'm not about to cry Though no one seems...

He's happy-go-lucky, even devil-may-care Drivin' a sportscar with the wind in his hair yeah yeah But it don't mean a thing oh no She's pretty as can be in a low-cut dress She's all 'come and get me' with such finesse yeah yeah But it don't mean a thin...

Who are we? Why are we here? Where are we going? Are we going anywhere at all? Who knows the answer? Maybe the answer is, "Life is too short to be small." Life is good, life is bad Life is happy, life is sad But it's also all so confusing Life is fa...

Amoeba Boogie, Amoeba Boogie Amoeba Boogie, slippin' and slidin' Amoeba Boogie, matter dividin' Amoeba Boogie, nuclear rule okay Amoeba Boogie, every life is livin' on Amoeba Boogie, every thing and everyone Amoeba Boogie (amoeba boogieee!) Amoeba Boo...

I don't want to do you no harm But sometimes I feel the weight of the world And it's so heavy and it's bringing me down And I need you Angelina my girl Come little Angelina I don't wanna do you no harm Take me where the grass is greener Take me where th...

I don't want to fall in love again I know my heart could never stand the pain Meanwhile I'll try to get by if I can From now on I'll be another lonely man I'd like to thank you For the way you held my hand That moonlit night Down by the old Rio Grande...

Hey now, say now, let's get away now Away with words! Words like we say each and every day Away with words! What's in a name? Whaddaya say? So many words at the end of the day! I talk, you talk, they talk, we all talk Away with words! Away with word...

I was the toughest guy in town... Used to throw my weight around... Then one night at our town hall I fell in love! My baby wrestles in the ring My baby she's the sweetest thing She's as pretty as a rose If you disagree she'll smash your nose She's a...

Woooo! I think I'll get myself on the bandwagon With my twelve bar blues And sing of love or magic dragons What else have I got to lose? Yes, I think I'll get myself on the bandwagon Wear fancy clothes you can see through And when I got all my drag on...

Well you can take it any way you want You can shake it 'til it's back to front You can rock it 'til it's inside out Let me tell you what it's all about It's a rock 'n roll symphony And it's gonna be the death of me They call me Blue Suede Schubert The...

Daddy went off to work about 7:30 He put on his overalls and his working gloves He said "United drew again" to his cousin Ernie And read a magazine about crime and secret love And if it all sounds boring If it all sounds boring If it all sounds boring...

When you've had about enough Of the paparazzi stuff in the media With its freedom to depress And its easy money t.v. shows While down in the city There are fat kitties getting even greedier With their claws in the corporate drawers Where the money goes...

When a cabinet minister resigns Circumstances must be carefully defined Virtue versus vices Only causes crises No scandal with ideals can be combined When a cabinet minister resigns Should the name of law & order be maligned, they're privately distr...

Feeling cosy, safe as houses, Neil has a busy day in IBoR Sitting in her easy chair Watchin' t.v., sippin' whisky, In her see-through underwear She lights a cigarette, the room is much too hot She opens up the window, showing all she's got Feeling restl...

oooooo... ooeeeah....... A busy life Keeps a body busy With so many same old things to do... So why not stop And take a good look around Maybe you will find out something new to you... Like how do the trees make noises Lnd where does the wind come f...

Cafeteria fantasy, reflections in a spoon I think I'll leave my coffee If my baby doesn't come soon With the neon lights of a snack bar There came a strange perfume Of fallen leaves and roses So I looked around the room But nothing seemed unusual The...

You flicker like a candle In the soft and gentle breezes Of a deep sea diver's nightmare At a boulevard decanter You flutter like an eagle In the corner of a jam jar While the spinning wheel keeps turnin' Like a broken tam o'shanter Carry on, Melissa,...

Cut meat, cut meat, In your tin Did you once walk around like me? If you could only speak What would you say anyway? "I was a sheep's head" "And I was its lung" "And I was the liver in a horse" Let's do the Cat Meat Conga (here kitty kitty, here kitt...