Neil Innes piosenki

I wanna catchphrase, I wanna start a craze I wanna gimmick, I wanna hit I'm just a poor boy with a song and a smile And not just another shallow entertainer I'm A-tellin' what I know is true I wanna catchphrase I wanna start a craze I wanna make love t...

Rain drops pitter-patter, umbrella Neil Runnin' down your window Heaven knows it's oh-so cold outside How could I ever think of walkin' out that door, As if I didn't need your love anymore. Up above the clouds The sun is always shining Or so they say,...

Tomorrow never comes Or so the saying goes So take each precious moment and make it last It's all been said before It's true, I know it's true The present is the future of the past So now I'm livin' in a caveman's dream No open fire, no nearby stream...

Annie went to art school At the age of seventeen Her drawings in a folio To keep them looking clean Her tutors all agreedje ne sais quoi She had a certain "je ne sais quoi" With her Modigliani body And her face by Renoir "I like Cezanne," says Anne,...

My eyes are open, what do I see? I see creation to some degree The sun and moon, day and night Big and small, wrong and right Chalk and cheese, water and wine I think our love needs a little more time Time for each other, time to discover That we got a...

Charlie Big Potatoes Hey guess who I... Hey! Listen up you guys! Hey guess who I ran into only just the other day Who? Who was it? Charlie Charlie Who? Big Potatoes Charlie Big Potatoes? Charlie Big Potatoes You remember him And how everybo...

See how the good times roll See how the good times roll See how the good times roll away Like ice in a drink invisible ink or dreams in the cold light of day The children of rock 'n roll never grow old they just fade away... 

All along the ocean floor Unseen fish are swimming High among the mountains There are watchful eagles winging Brown and wise, the forest eyes Peek from their disguise While the household fly with the compound eye Sees one man a hundred times! When I w...

An ordinary day in the City of the Angels The temperature downtown was 85 and rising On radio the Reverend Carwash Proclaimed he was against abortion Except in certain cases of rape Involving different ethnic groups While up and down the freeways Expens...

One two three! The old brown rat that smiles all the while Produced a cake with a file from his hat "Don't leave me here," said the watersnake And began to shake with fear "I know him of old!" cried the unicorn With his shiny horn of gold "I'll shoot y...

In my high rise shoes I can walk tall concrete jungle middle aged man I'm a concrete jungle boy I can write my name all over a wall I'm a concrete jungle boy The teacher's a fool so I don't go to school I just hang around playin' it cool Snappin' my fi...

I got m'hand up the skirt of Mother Nature I got m'foot in the door of liberty I got m'head stuck in the railings of reason Thank God for the banjo on m'knee Crystal balls (balls!) To fortune tellers Reveal a swarm of what-will-bees (zoom zoom zoom zoo...

Just an old fashioned day in the country Under heavenly skies of blue Just an old fashioned day in the country With nothing better to do Just an old fashioned day in the country Sunlight sparkling through the trees Just an old fashioned day in the count...

Dear Father Christmas with your white, fluffy whiskers instead of just a letter I am writing you a song this year Its not for the money I'm not being funny It's for something else to do with what we call the season of good cheer Dear Father Christmas...

It won't be long now before we turn this corner And when we do we'll keep on down that road We'll keep on going along the straight and narrow There's no two ways about it down that road Never mind the weather as long as we're together It would take an av...

Bella was a beauty queen One of a kind She couldn't get ambition off her mind She entered every contest from Redcar to Penzance She entered anywhere she stood a chance Then one day, way down yonder In Shanklin, Isle of Wight, She became a big name over...

It's so hard to follow a dream Dreams are following me Hard on my heels they come Geronimo Captain Hook The almanacs The history books Encyclopaedias Beginnings and ends So many stories Have been put to the pen To explain or defend the right to be...

An old man lay dying beneath cold city skies An ominous look in his derelict eyes The moment of death for him had no sting His soul had the power to grant him one thing So he said "Let my dreams shine through, Let my dreams shine through." Innes Book o...

The early morning train Takes me back again Though I do not know your name You're by my side Oooh I love you I cry from deep inside But love is what you hide On the early morning train I look out of the window I look down at my shoes At the man with...

There's a place I know Where people come and go It's neither here nor there It's anytime and anywhere East of the moon and west of the sun As far as the eye can see East of the moon and west of the sun I'll find you and you'll find me East of the moo...