Neil Innes piosenki

I was sitting in my armchair, watching my TV Searching for something half-decent to see I settled on a Blockbuster Action Movie And in no time at all, the Hero was Me I was using Strong Language, chasing Bad Guys All Hell breaking loose, before my eyes...

Once I knew a love so true Every inch an artist An eye for detail, without equal And a face for trusting A country girl who knew the world But who's judgment was too reckless And when in turn she showed concern She wore it like a necklace So come on...

One Two One, two, three, four Five learned scholars were each paid a dollar to see if they could find out something new but they met with some resistance for accordin' to the distance they noticed things got smaller or they grew A ship far out at sea...

Fluff on the needle Fluff on the needle Took my baby home last night, turned the lights down low Put my most romantic album on the stereo I moved a little closer sayin' "honey dig this sound" But she just grabbed her coat and hat and said "See you aroun...

I throw house bricks for The Arsenal I chuck lead pipe for West Ham I kick and maim for Chelsea I kill for Tottenham I drop bottles for United on the crowd from up above Yes football is the game that we all love I razor slash for Sheffield I cut...

Ever since I was knee-high to a bandy dragonfly I've been asking questions, "Why?" For the benefit of mankind (For the benefit of mankind) I compared the monkey's tail to the flipper of the whale and the Buddhist's fingernail For the benefit of mankind...

I didn't want no trouble I was runnin' from the mob When the circus came to town I went lookin' for a job But the circus couldn't use me So I turned about to leave When a gypsy fortune teller Grabbed me by the sleeve She took me to her wagon Where I f...

It's so far out It's outta sight No heavy scene No gettin' uptight So, just stay loose, my brother I'll tell you where it's at You can all get it on at the local laundromat, yeah! Front Loader, let me turn you on Front Loader, you and me just havin' f...

I hated my first cigarette I ask you how dumb can you get I thought I was so nonchalant But now it's the last thing I want I'm chewing my nails I'm having all kinds of withdrawral symptoms If only I'd never begun Why wasn't I told when I was young Gi...

I stepped into a bar for a drink or two I was feeling lonely, and as the feeling grew, I ordered same again, until I heard nature call and through a door marked Men I found written on the wall; GOD IS LOVE Next to a naked lady and some parts of a man was...

A million miles from the old routine A midnight candle burned I believe in believing I'm deeply concerned Walking down the runway Through the pouring rain Stretching out my arms like A supersonic pla-y-yane Godfrey Daniel He ain't done nothing wrong...

Blue reptile sleeping in cottonwool clouds Trample the cities and trample the crowds Red mammals wriggle in cosmetic mud People who smell of the smoke and the blood From the throats of the cities that burn We are awaiting Godzilla's return Disciples...

Once upon a good time there lived a love so true In the kingdom of happiness in a castle made for two Where dreams come true dreams come true And I know they do Every time I look at you Love is a happy ending Love is a happy ending From now on and e...

Our noses may be big, and stick out very far But who gives a fig? We're happy the way we are Our hooters may be vast So what? Hip, hip, hoorah! At long, long last We're happy the way we are Happy the way we are Happy the way we are Tra la lala We'r...

We've been through this movie before I know it inside out From the closeups at the start To the final helicopter shot 'copter shot 'copter shot 'copter shot Aah-yah here we go again my love aah-yaah, here we go again my love We used to queue up in...

How sweet to be an Idiot, As harmless as a cloud, Too small to hide the sun Almost poking fun, At the warm but insecure untidy crowd. How sweet to be an idiot, And dip my brain in joy, Children laughing at my back, With no fear of attack, As m...

One man in his car drivin' to the city One man in his car drivin' to the city See him go from place to place Taking part in the whole human race One man in his car power at his feet One man in his car up and down the street See him go from place to plac...

Hi there! Some people say it with flowers, Some people say it at Lloyds, But you don't find many tryin' to say it with humanoids Well, the Humanoid Boogie's got the humanoid hip-types Jumpin' and-a jivin' Burnin' out their energy cells like an infrared...

Hush, hush, half the world is sleeping Half the world away People are in bed Hush, hush, half the world is sleeping Think of all the people With dreams inside their heads No one knows how long a dream is meant to last Are they dreaming of the future O...

I don't believe in Santa anymore He's never answered anything I've written Him and all his "have you been a good boy?" To me he's just a silly fat old git Now I don't believe in Santa anymore My trust in him was all a big mistake Whoever saw him climbin...