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Genius, idiocy

One is limited

While the other is

Not thus handicapped

Two things in the world

Are most abundant

First, stupidity

Second, hydrogen


Make it all fool-proof -

We’ll make better fools

Planet Earth is full

Of thieves of O2


Peter’s principle

Murphy’s rules and laws

That’s reality

That’s the way it goes


“Where bin Laden is I

Don’t know and don’t care”

Why then fight for freedom

And wage wars on terror?


Looted military

Bases, weapons missing

“Freedom is untidy

People’re free to do bad things”


So what? What else does one

Need to get torpedoed?

Just think how it rates on

Successometer…


Plant Bush back in Texas?

Sounds great with one ‘xception

It’s all bullshit, there’re too

Many ways to manage mass perception


If anything can go wrong

It will, surely, always, so cheer up the worst is yet to come,

There's never time to do it right but there is always time to do it once again.


A falling object lands where

It can do most damage, surely, absolutely, by all means

Selective gravitation law, if something doesn’t break at least it rolls away


Left to themselves, things tend to

Go from bad to worse, if for some reason Murphy's Law would fail

To operate it’s building up for something really big, substantially big


Raise hell, stomp, push, fuck Bush

No more blood for oil

We got our own battles

To fight on our own soil


Let him fight his own war

Strap him with an AK

Forty seven, let him

Impress daddy that way


Maybe this is God just

Sayin' we're responsible

For this monster, coward

That we have empowered


The stars and stripes, they’ve been

Wiped, washed out and replaced

With his own face - look in

His eyes it’s all lies, it’s all lies


The Murphy's golden rule: whoever

Has the gold will make the rules, and those who know the least

Will always know it the loudest, chaos will always win ‘cause it’s well-organized


It’s never so bad it could

Not be worse, bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks

To err is human, no wonder, but to forgive is not company policy.


The universal aptitude

For the ineptitude makes any human ‘ccomplishment

In any field at any time a sheer miracle, purely incredible & unbelievable


And there will be -- I take it back. It will be a signature -- I won't hesitate. It will probably take about -- you know, about three seconds to get to the W, I may hesitate on the period, and then rip through the Bush


WRONG PLACE - WRONG TIME - WRONG WAR - WRONG CHOICE - WRONG JUDGMENT …


4 more years of Dubya

4 more years of bullshit

How could sixty million

People be so stupid


4 more years of bushisms

And of holier-than-you lies

This could well not happen

But for votes in Ohio


4 more years of crisis

And of vaccination

To make sure US is

Fed up with stagnation


Good bye Scary Kerry

Grim-faced undertaker

We’ll wait for Hilary

To take proper care of America


If something seems to be right

All it does is put you in a false sense of security

Conservation of misery, shit happens – Muphy’s law’s intrinsic after all


Shit happens - universal

Wake-up call, keep thinking low, so bear in mind and be prepared

For the worst case scenarios, if you’re not well-confused then you’re not well-informed


The possibility of

Failure is inevitable, Murphy’s law can take effect

At any time, so bear in mind in view of the work-load the light at the end of tunnel may be switched off. 

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