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Tekst piosenki
[Intro: Pastor Jim Colerick]
That's 'cause Jesus Christ is my nigga
[Hook]
I just stabbed your cat, yuh
Fuck it, we came back, yuh
God told us do that, yuh
Yuh, yuh, esskeetit, yuh
I just stabbed your cat, yuh
Fuck it, we came back, yuh
God told us do that, yuh
Yuh, yuh, esskeetit, yuh
[Verse 1]
My roly polies are going
Over my scoliosis
Oh shit, oh, it's
Your bitch, bloated
I hope you may have noticed this
I've noted that you're over it
Truth is: you suck dick
Your dad's gay, you know it
You farted, that's a potent shit
Kim Jong-un exploded it
Bomb test, blow it
Your dad, blow him
Punch your dog while throating it
Women cannot vote on it
Rehab: quote it
Fuck off, Bing it
[Hook]
I just stabbed your cat, yuh
Fuck it, we came back, yuh
God told us do that, yuh
Yuh, yuh, esskeetit, yuh
I just stabbed your cat, yuh
Fuck it, we came back, yuh
God told us do that, yuh
Yuh, yuh, esskeetit, yuh
[Verse 2]
Bend him over, break his back
And fuck him like he Caillou
Your bitch: a jew
My bitch: waifu
Bopping up like Lacey, I'm
Touching up the Brand New
My penis grew
Your mum go "Moo"
I fell over and I tore my
Lymphatic tissue
Toilet issue
Daddy uwu
I'm really fucking stressed, can you
Go make me a hot brew?
Milk? No, thank you
Sugars? Add two
[Hook]
I just stabbed your cat, yuh
Fuck it, we came back, yuh
God told us do that, yuh
Yuh, yuh, esskeetit, yuh
I just stabbed your cat, yuh
Fuck it, we came back, yuh
God told us do that, yuh
Yuh, yuh, esskeetit, yuh
[Verse 3]
Your mum's a Spanish traitor
And your dad imports bacon
Veggie? Bacon
Vegan? Bacon
Chasing women down the street
While I beat my bacon
Women? Bacon
Penis? Bacon
Shooting up a grocery store
Making dough and bacon
Abuse? Bacon
Stolen bacon
I like my young pussy like
I like my burnt bacon
EE? Bacon
Kevin Bacon
[Hook]
I just stabbed your cat, yuh
Fuck it, we came back, yuh
God told us do that, yuh
Yuh, yuh, esskeetit, yuh
I just stabbed your cat, yuh
Fuck it, we came back, yuh
God told us do that, yuh
Yuh, yuh, esskeetit, yuh
[Outro: Connor Edwards & Arran Stott]
Esskeetit
([?]) We'll put that at the end of the track
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