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[Verse]

Touch a puss' and make a girl – she have a creamy clit (Uh)

She be spouting so much fluid like I pop a zit (Aye)

On a dirty period so fuck her in the shit (Yuh)

What you think you're talking 'bout? Go make me a sandwich

Knock her 'til she black and blue, she used to be a chink (Uh)

Now she rock a nigga-patch, her GPA will sink (Aye)

Make her blind, I cum in eye, she gonna have to blink (Yuh)

What she get for being black, my second hoe this week

Maybe, baby, she got rabies, HIV and AIDS (Aye)

Someday, daily, she be going crazy in the brain (Yuh)

Nigga, I'ma fuck a girl until she go insane (Uh)

Pop a female cherry like I snapping a membrane

Even when I rap about a girl, it's cause I single (Uh)

Make a pussy wet because I offer them a Pringle (Aye)

When I try to talk to girls, right down my leg I tinkle (Yuh)

I am so alone and so I wrote this porno-jingle 

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