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[Intro]

Put your minge away

Oh, put your minge away

You've got a dirty vagina

So put it the fuck away

Coughing


[Verse]

Eating your ass feels like licking sandpaper

Your mooch is as dry as the sands of Asia

I don't like the fact your face closely

Resembles a plate, uh

Nasty, I'm eating a pasty

It's not as crusty, as you're pretty musty

Yeah, put your minge away, you've got a dutty box

When a guy went down on you, he died 

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