I Fucked a Turkey and Got Away with It piosenki

[Intro] Oi [Verse 1] Next level wavy, chips and gravy (Ouu) Whip out my dick and I put it in your baby (Ah) Don't chat shit, you're fucking shady (Sus) My dad hits me, skrrt up in a Mercedes (That's nice) [Hook] Bong time, sleepy time Bong, bong, bo...

[Intro] Arschritze [Hook] Hitler würde richtig Hitler würde richtig Hitler würde richtig Hitler würde richtig [Verse] Die sechzehn-jährige Klara ist alkoholkrank. Angefangen hat es, als sie noch ganz klein war. Der Vater ließ seine kleine Tochter vor...

[Verse 1] Big money, big nuts and a big fat sack Overdosed on KFC like Barack (Uh) Twisting up my genitals until they crack Running from the cops 'cause you know I'm black (What?) Marijuana, ecstasy, speed and crack Overusing "nigga" like a crackerjack (...

[Verse 1] I don't think, I thonkt Puss' got wiffy stonkt I won't get you out my way Hop in my car, I honked Job hunting is long I do not get this song One thing I do understand is: All women are wrong Your girl on my prongs Hopping on my dong She be...

[Intro] Warning: if you have any pets, keep them at a safe distance from Amber Downs. You are going to di–I mean, your pets are going to die (Boy!) [Verse] Yeah, you wanna be dead, mate Physically, you're just dead weight, wait Box out like you're trying...

[Verse 1] Cheeky motherfucker's got me eating Play-Doh mix Motherfucker crams me in like my dad balls deep Staring at me with ten inches of dick Spin 360°, he’s got sick tricks Man, he never loved me anyway, he calls me “Dipshit” Dowse me in vinegar, I'm...

[Verse] In the beginning you didn't have any women Looking in the mirror like "Err, minging" Looking at the cards you've been given We are the match that's been stricken Your rhymes are getting deflated Six minutes seems overrated From the way Kes raps...

[Intro: Pastor Jim Colerick] That's 'cause Jesus Christ is my nigga [Hook] I just stabbed your cat, yuh Fuck it, we came back, yuh God told us do that, yuh Yuh, yuh, esskeetit, yuh I just stabbed your cat, yuh Fuck it, we came back, yuh God told us d...

[Hook] I rape men, I rape girls I rape everybody I rape straight, I rape gay I rape everybody [Verse] Think about it realistically Straight should be in the L.G.B.T Nothing with wrong with liking peen I let girls play with my pee-pee Gay people have...

[Verse] Let me start off, let me spell this quickly Establish this time that you are the victim Hold him closer, overprotecting Gonna pick up bare birds with his nose ring So, bitch, let me ask, how are you coping? Every day, you're always knowing You'l...

[Verse] Punch in the teeth, she call the police Right after she queef and she gotta leave She tell me we mean and she smoking green And be doing lean and I gotta lean On bars, making steam and I telling her, girly Though, you gotta go and you gotta retri...

[Verse] So a new band popped into the shit Rocking up on with the music t'ings Spitting fat bars, show up on the gigs You're not that good, you asked for this diss Your band seems mint and you seem tight-knit But fuck Distracted, you're distracting Logi...

[Chorus] Turkey call to action Compute our rapping passion (Beep boop beep boop beep) Split you up, diffraction Spit fire, I'm a dragon Big up Rosso massif Rub my dick it's massive Penis enlargement, learn how to increase your size right now Made her s...

[Verse] In the last diss, you attacked us personally What you don't know is your big words hurt me (Ouch) So on this track, I flip back your beef And I spit shit against your O.G.E On the next diss, we illicit fear in you Our next bars be causing hysteri...

[Hook] Oh shit, pancake tits Oh shit, pancake tits Oh shit, pancake tits Oh shit, pancake tits [Verse] I'ma fuck your girl in your bed I'ma make her face go all red She be calling me "Greg" It's a reference you don't get [Outro] 'Cause you didn't...

[Verse] Touch a puss' and make a girl – she have a creamy clit (Uh) She be spouting so much fluid like I pop a zit (Aye) On a dirty period so fuck her in the shit (Yuh) What you think you're talking 'bout? Go make me a sandwich Knock her 'til she black an...

[Skit: Alex Murphy, Marley Edwards & Aiden Lowe] Ah Aw yeah, my puss'-puss' (Laughing) I love the pussy, it gets me all nice and– Rosa, nice little girl I love the pussy, yes, give me it, oh my G– Lick my puss'-puss' Lick my clit Coughing I'm very...

[Verse] Giving her the dick 'cause she likes to shout "Harder!" Calling me "Daddy" 'cause I am her father Bitch, I'm Darth Vader up in this shit Blowing up more Rebel ships than in Pearl Harbour 

[Verse] Yo, I still masturbate while eating Top Ramen at a faster rate In the bigger quantities, it counts as rape When I'm slurping at this unbelievable pace I turn the temperature up all the way to sweat up on my face If you give no effort, if you got n...

[Verse 1] Last time we had a family meal I created ordeals and put my balls in the meat Down on my knees, all eyes on me Blow my load inside the family turkey Family shunned me, said I shouldn't be Having sex with a piece of poultry Daddy told me: "It's...