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[Intro: Norah O'Donnell & Charlotte Campbell] Some families are still looking for their children who attended last night's concert. One mother spoke to British TV about her daughter, Olivia Um, I run downstairs and put the news on. Tried to get hold of O...

[Verse 1] I like to masturbate in the shower I beat kids with autism Down syndrome is my favourite joke There are only two genders Every other "gender" is a mental disorder Laughing This was recorded on a Wednesday, or was it? Screaming Laughing Canc...

[Intro] This next track is rated PG for "Pop-punk Garbage" and "Probably Gay" [Chorus] I tripped over, I'm on morphine Touch my dick, I'm only fourteen I tripped over, I'm on morphine Touch my dick, I'm only fourteen [Verse 1] I touched dicks with my...

[Intro] Oh, oh [Hook] Mamma mia, mamma mia, mamma mia, mamma mia I be making fucking dough in the pizzeria It's a spicy meatball, give you diarrhoea Popping bars like the mozzarella sticks I eat, uh [Verse] The game must be a girl 'cause I'm always i...

[Verse 1] On an ender All-night bender Pass me Brenda I'll put her in a blender Dick extender No pretender Putting me together Like a video render Make me slender Chicken tender Did you just Assume my gender? Broke my Fender Need a mender I'ma s...

[Skit: Marley Edwards, Peyton Edwards & Aiden Lowe] Oh, why did I-why did I do this? (Stop it) I-I didn't (Do it), this wasn't worth it (Nope) [Inaudible] This really wasn't worth it [Intro] 1, 2, 3, 4 [Verse] Aiden wants to fuck his mother Nigga...

[Verse] Google can fuck off and so can The Distracted Our beats are fire and your beats are whack-shit See, mate, the reason our bars are so lit Is because through all the shit, we fucking EQ'd it You spit bars like you're all the bad t'ings Music Man, y...

[Intro] Beans Beans Is it recording loud enough? [Hook] Beans Bean-bea-bea-beans Beans Bean-bea-bea-beans Beans Bean-bea-bea-beans Beans Yo [Verse] Who do I see? He be looking me He be mocking me Mocking my jeans, you see? As rough as it se...

[Verse 1] How do I binge? What is a minge? How do I Netflix Stranger Things? Burn or singe? No soul, ginge I'm a mad door Am I unhinged? Children winge Edgy cringe Can I get a real Search engine? [Pre-Hook] Find me a YouTube link Find me a YouT...

Intro] In the red corner, with more combined titles than the "Rehab" album, weighing in at 193 pounds, I Fucked a Turkey and Got Away with It Crowd cheers Contending, round two, for the championship belt, the gluttonous gal who won't give in, weighing in at...

[Pre-Hook] Find me a YouTube link Find me a YouTube link Find me a YouTube link Find me a YouTube link [Verse 1] Turn around, flip I make a quick quip I pistol-whip a bitch Just for talking shit The press try to stop me They keep cock-blocking me...

[Intro] Fuck my ass, dad Fuck my ass, dad Fuck my ass, dad Fuck my ass, dad [Verse 1] Gonna pack a dad in my backpack When I backpack across the back-tracks in Baghdad Wait, did you catch that with my fast raps? Better strap in to the mad tracks See...

[Verse] Oh, oh, oh yes, can you read me? I would like to eat that pussy like I'm gonna eat meat Make a pussy-lasagne, can you please speak? Calling me a pescatarian, I'll make a fish queef I'm the best of the best, I like to cook a lot Fuck your sister a...

[Verse] Slurp, slurp, babygirl, I'm tryna get my dick wet My dick wet, tryna get my dick wet Last time I got my dick wet, I was in the shower I'm tryna get my dick wet Mmm, I smell the pussy from a mile away No, I am not gay 'Cause when I get my dick we...

[Verse 1] When I rock up in the club, you know I'll wash my feet, though Whip out my dick for all the girls to see, bro When I see a turkey, I will beat my meat, yo It's Despacito First Morgan Binsey, then it was Distracted Then Amber Downs, now, it's al...

[Intro] Yo, 'FATAGAWI Yo, 'FATAGAWI [Hook] One bad chef in a kitchen full of dough (Dough) Three bad bitches with they hands on that stove (Woo) Making home movies with a hand full of stoge (Stoge) I'm cooking all the dumplings I'm cooking all the dum...

[Intro] Man Man Man Yeah [Verse 1] I beat kids like my schizophrenic dad does He comes in and he hits me with his tampon Period is over, man, didn't know he had one Even for a woman, man, that dick is quite a long 'ne [Hook] Hey, man, my family's...

[Intro] Well, I was shopping for a dildo, which one's cheap? The pink and thin or the big black D? Too bad I didn't know that my ass was so fat 'Cause now I'm walking down the street and the pink one slipped out [Chorus] F-R-E-E, that's spells "Free" R...

[Verse] Fried rice, fri-fri-fried rice, bitch You want to play your cards with God and roll the dice, bitch? Weeding out the weak with agriculture educational You got me eating seeds and I ain't talking about fellatio I'm crazy, yo Got that technique sti...

[Verse] Make a lyric masterpiece, we are the best you'll ever see Our expertise go from making music to fucking turkeys Jack of all trades and master of all trades Got myself a big-ass boat, be shipping some slaves See, they're not for back-up for me, God...