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JB: Kage?

KG: Wha... Hey... wha... what's happenin?

JB: What are you doin here?

KG: Oh I... uh... just... uh... I think I forgot somethin... Just you

Know...

JB: Wait a second. It's like 2am, In the middle of the night

KG: Yeah

JB: And your here in the recording studio alone?

KG: So?

JB: So what up?

KG: It's...

JB: Explain yourself

KG: I just had to... you know... come back and... uh... ah...

JB: What are you... What's that behind your back?

KG: It's just a...

JB: Is that a Flute?... Dude are you comin in here at night with a fuckin

Flute and layin down Flute tracks?... YOU GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKIN STUPID

PIECE OF SHIT!

KG: What's behind your back?

JB: What do you mean?

KG: What's behind your back?

JB: uhhh...

KG: What are you doin out here anyway?

JB: What do you mean 'What am I doin here?', What are you doin here?

KG: Well, what are you doin here? Your on my shit about bein here, what are

You doin here? What do YOU have behind your... ? That's a Trombone!

JB: So what... I was gonna... lay down... FUCK YOU! I'LL FIGHT YOU!


KG: Ahhh! (Fight) 

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