Tekst piosenki
Well me and Kage are hungry
We're hungry for some fruit
We wander through the garden
It would be a hoot
To eat some low hanging fruit
We're on a freaky pursuit
Don't want no high class model in designer fucking bathing suit
We want the low hanging fruit
Me and Kage are horny
Looking for a snack
Looking for a plump one
With a tasty crack
We want some low hanging fruit
She wears a bee keeper suit
She got the shit kickin boots
We need the low hanging fruit
She got the flip flops on with hot red potatoes
And a butt floss thong with fried green tomatoes
And she loves the song we sing for the ladies c'mon! Oh my God!
[JB scat section}
Low hanging fruit
She wears a pink parachute
She got the fly tattoo and the honky tonkin' daisy dukes
We love the low hanging fruit
Because the high class fruit is not gonna fuck me
But the low class fruit is sweet chunky monkey
When you smoke that bood it smell like a skunky c'mon!
C'mon! C'mon! C'mon!
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