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Ladies and gentlemen! May I have your attention, please?
Do you wake every morning in shame and despair
to discover your pillow is covered with hair
wot ought not to be there?
Well, ladies and gentlemen, from now on you can waken at ease.
You need never again have a worry or care,
I will show you a miracle marvelous rare,
Gentlemen, you are about to see something rot rose from the dead!
On the top of my head.
'Twas Pirelli's Miracle Elixir,
That's wot did the trick, sir, True, sir, true.
Was it quick, sir? Did it in a tick, sir?
Just like an elixir ought to do!
How about a bottle, mister?
Only costs a penny, guaranteed.
Does Pirelli's stimulate the growth, sir?
You can have my oath, sir, 'Tis unique.
Rub a minute, Stimulatin', i'n it?
Soon you'll have to thin it once a week!
- Pardon me, ma'am, what's that awful stench?
- Are we standing near an open trench?
- Must be standing near an open trench!
Buy Pirelli's Miracle Elixir:
Anything wot's slick, sir, soon sprouts curls.
Try Pirelli's! When they see how thick, sir,
you can have your pick, sir, of the girls!
Want to buy a bottle, missus?
- What is this?
- What is this?
- Smells like piss.
- Smells like - phew!
- Looks like piss.
- This is piss. Piss with ink.
Let Pirelli's activate your roots, sir
- Keep it off your boots, sir
- Eats right through.
Yes, get Pirelli’s! Usable in all ways.
Ladies seem to love it-
- Flies do too!
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