Rucka Rucka Ali

Tiger Woods is the best in the world At stealing? It's a conspiracy 'Cause the white man can't never make it in the golf game Remember 9/11? That was me The government pretend, they your friend And then when you steal some shit, they put you in jail L...

Never been up inside of any man I always thought of my dick as meant for girls But I just had sex with guys Now I know what his ass is like Told you be gentle when you stick your dick in myself Don't come in me Please pull out instead Don't come in me...

I don't think cocain has ever gotten any body killed And little kids with guns don't even seem that bad to me Cancer won't kill anyone I ain't scared of nicotine With meth I'm down No one but gay people in Africa have HIV And I'm not black sooo No chance...

Bloods and crips act like kids they always fightin' eachother and i dont like it i see them hatin on eachother and its sad bro so thats why i got a red shirt and blue pants on i wanna make nice between bloods and crips they can work out through there ton...

Remix! Rucka Rucka Ali Oh yeah, very nice! Pinegrove Records oh, oh, yeah, I like this Serchlite Music, number one is USA Confucius say... It's been so long, Since China first became a place They are so strong, soon they will enslave the Fillipino r...

Canada Is only there til they do something we don't like I'd like to see them start a fight some day We probably beat them to the ground by 6 A.M., eh Across the bridge Them lumberjacks are pulling syrup out of trees They try to talk but all they know is...

This is Seymour Schwartz reporting for WJOO I'm outside the residence of Michael Jackson All these meshuganas are throwing flowers at his house. And what's the big deal? He used to be a handsome black man Now he looks like a holocaust survivor Celebr...

Oh herro please. You can call me DJ Not Nice. I run a dry-cleaning service in Detroit. You want black belt? $10 cash. No ticket, no laundry. Here we go. (Ching Chang Chong x8) Oh Yeah. I smack a bitch if I have to tell her twice, Here we go everybod...

Haiti had a little bit of a earthquake. Everyone calm down, we don't even live there. We live here. Oh my God it's a earthquake, check your butt for butthole AIDS. Haiti needs some hamburgers and a milkshake. Can you spare 10 bucks? Come on give it to 'em...

(La-la-la-la-la x3) I tell you where it's from Africa That's from where Ebola comes West Side It hids in the suitcase 2 days later It lands in USA I get it from my girlfriend & give it to my dad I catch it on the subway & leave it in the ca...

Yeah, uh uh You know what it do Fuck Australia Fuck Australia Fuck Australia Fuck Australia Yeah, uh uh You know what it do Fuck Australia Fuck Australia Fuck Australia Fuck Australia Yeah, uh uh You know what it do Everybody there fuck kangaro...

When I was a kid I wish Grandpa would get off me At least just fuck more softly Now my mom gets my clothes for me at Hot Topic I dress like a Nazi I'm pissed all the time I can't wait to see where all the wild things are I say words like discombobulated m...

There's a black guy I don't like named Joe Kony Its not cause he's black its because some other things.. He took kids from there dads and moms Gave them grenades and guns and bombs He has a army of small child Because he's aaa gay pedophile Listen to me...

This next song is by somebody, calls himself Sol-Soldier Boy tell em? I don't really understand this kind of music Everybody dancing suddenly is having sex on the dance floor? Hey man, I don't really get Jews Always tryin'a jip you Only kind of Jew I kno...

I walk up to the police in Detroit city And I'm like Excuse me officer I'm trying to find some weed And he's like Shit so are we Why don't you roll with me We're gonna go around Pulling over some minorities Get up in the police ride Crack a 40oz ins...

I make them good kids smoke crack I make them good kids smoke Good kids smoke (crack) Good kids smoke (crack) You take the pipe (the pipe) Torch it, and give it a little twirl It get's you high (now try) Try to stay out of jail 'Cause just one rock c...

All my friends are vegan faggots bro Searching for another man to blow They're all gay and they're into dudes They don't want any meat in their food All my friends are vegan faggots bro Searching for another man to blow They're all gay and they're into...

Everyday I wake up in the morning Smack my bitch Where’s breakfast Bitch Tell a bitch once She goes Cooks up Some shit Bitch better not Burn that shit Which kinda drug Should I get Fucked up with Gotta get a buzz & I smoke Rocks Watch good...

All hippies Are dirty and ugly They're all covered in fleas We should hang 'em from trees Round 'em up with me Shoot 'em once in the knee Drag 'em down the damn street I got two under my truck, I hate 'em! First of all hippies always smell like balls...

Felix claims to be an average Swedish bro, His motives seem known, he lives in the basement, and plays video games, And has no relation we can see to nazis or the fuhrer. But what we don't see, Is late at night he puts on his nazi tights and leads the 3rd...

REMIX! Rucka Rucka Ali Ed Words! 102.7 Detroit! Pinegrove Records! This one goes out to the (real) Americans! I live in the street I live in a box I got me some keys But don't got a door! I eat Mickey D's Right off of the floor Outside of the stor...

Wait a minute... Ha ha! I'm white! I Can Do Whatever I'm White! Yeah I Can Do Whatever I'm White! Yeah When I'm in Detroit, I run red lights the cops don't mind, it's aight they say "You can do whatever you white." (I'm White!) Baby, I can do whateve...

Wanna know what makes Me mad? People older than seventy They're always like "ehhh...back in my day, the year was 1903" They say they know everything but they can't do shit without your help "You kids with your sort-sleeve shirts... eh...I just crapp...

We are going to exterminate white people Because that, in my estimation, is the only conclusion I have come to We have to exterminate white people off of the face of the planet; To solve this problem (Applause) Ohhh (Heeeey!) I just don't like white peo...

I know a black guy! No, no, no, it's true! Oh yeah, I know a black guy Knowing a black guy makes me cool But I better watch out, what I say around him If that one word accidentally slips out, he'll probably shoot me But, I'm so excited, I know a black...

We know It's been pretty fun for me Smokin' presidential tree On the White House balcony & the Porch (monk keys) Crackers always be hatin' On the color of my skin I'm in the Rose Garden outside where weed grows I put a man on Mars Stealed a couple...

I think that every race is A-OK We all have something to be proud of (except white people) I like every country the same Even the ones where my own music's not allowed in Or the ones who wanna bomb us Women are as smart as me and you (No no it's true)...

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone. ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone. i'm a korean. Oh hello, my name is DJ not nice. You might remember me from my last record, Ching Chang Chong. You made me very rich. Now i roll in american money....

I'm afraid downtown, 'cause some people there are brown And they all have guns, They're like "Nigga, give me money!" I'm white! When the night comes, They come outside You might hit one with our car, And yell "Twenty points!" They might rob your as...

In China we cannot be dykes or Taiwanese Somebody gave me HIV, wanna see I might be Japanese I don't know my family I'm Chinee Get this price tag off of me In China we now have TV finally I can see show called Simpson family Why they yellow? That make...

I'm gonna fly some planes Into a couple buildings in Manhattan I'm I'm Osama Run tell Obama I'm your fucking uncle I walk into a airplane like Bro man salam This will be bumpy ride Put your seat belt on I got C4 bomb tucked into my undies The pilot...

First my wife got pregnant Then I got cancer So I said to this kid Jesse that I taught chemistry Cook meth with me We need a rv We got a rv What I didn't know then is that he got the rv from his dead fat friend Who would then get shot by a little...

Germany's place where gayness lives, Everyone in England's into kids, Everyone you meet in Europe is stupid, it's good shit, Nobody respect the Frenches, No one even knows what the Welsh is, No one ever goes Wales 'cause it sucks, Can we just, finish,...

Yeah They call me MC Meshugana Niggas walk up with some pork and I'm killin' 'em This is my street ? up in Brooklyn Seymour Schwartz I'm a certified attorney Look me up I'm also a doctor Drink vodka on Hanukkah Me and my Schwartzes run from helicopt...

I like to blow myself up into small pieces (hey) Sometimes I'm too busy, so I strap bombs on my kids (I love you) I like to kill Jewish people, a Sunni would be fun And that's why I'm hooked up with dynamite in Turkistan Ro, ro oh oh oh, ro, oh, oh, oh, o...

I know some fggot JB And everytime he sings the girls all squirt through their jeans And everybodys mom says "damn to bad he's 13" And he says stuff like "HipHop and Rap embrace me" But everybody knows Justin's a... Faggot Faggot Faggot F-F-F-Faggo...

Yee haw! I'm high as hell right now So that one faggot, JB He told his mom and dad, "That black kid made fun of me" (It's not fair!) And his mom said, "Yeah, so go to bed, it's six-thirty" (School Night!) And the Canadians at JewTube said, "You fuc...

I'm the black guy in Star Wars, bruh I'm tryin' to escape I stole a car that flies goodbye & flied thru outer space Met a girl with a couple balls Said: Hi, would you like to date & what's this Planet's policy on rape? She said: I'm waiting for...

Someone black just stole my car How my kids gonna get to the water park? If you needed a ride just ask, Now I'm stuck at home, guess I'll beat my wife Just wait 'til Jesus gets back He'll be real pissed off, that you did that He got some caps with you...

Hey, life is like a box of tissues You gonna cry before you get through, then you're dead Maybe you'll find love and two or three friends But I'll bet you want to be someone else You want to be a star The world's so shitty but you know you're smart And y...

Welcome! Youtube take my video down and say "oh no it's not cause your Chinese" But every time I say AIDS and Russians in the same sentence It's get deleted The government invented AIDS And gave it too youtube and said "here give this too rucka" This s...

YouTube took my number one video down Damn, how Tell my why you suspend my account Damn, why I come on a boat from red China Cause they won't Give me free speech talk I come to America and get some turntables And play my song Outside drycleaning stor...

DJ Not nice, back from the Dry Cleaners (Awww Shit) Rucka Rucka Ali, big American rapper We 'da realeast ninjas left in the game You no never here shit like 'dis We bring the bitches to the yard for barbecue eggroll Oh hello, remember me? Number one Kor...

We now return to Celebrity Apprentahh with new host Ahhnold Schwarzenegahh Mr. Bieber Why'd your team lose? idk bro (ja nie wiem ;) No Excuses! Off to the Gas Chamber Now for a paid political advertisement Look I'm rich as hell from me real estat...

"My Fellow Americans I'd like to Announce that I'm Running for uh President of America as a Black Man this Time" I did some time in Jail I did some Crime w/ Michelle We stole some Fried Watermelon Yip Yippity Ki Yay I'm known to Smack up a Bitch I...

Welcome! Youtube take my video down and say "oh no it's not cause your Chinese" But every time I say AIDS and Russians in the same sentence It's get deleted The government invented AIDS And gave it too youtube and said "here give this too rucka" This s...

Chorus 1: Oh-oh-oh She was lickin' my nuts, Eatin' my skeet, Now i'm locked up, Beatin' my meet, Open my eyes yeah, She was only 17. We was sippin' on yak, She takin' her clothes off, Now someone black's, Tellin' me to bend over, I reailze yeah, S...

[Chorus] Ru- ru- ru- ru- Russia is gay Russia's gay In it everyone has aids & they all got it from butt sex Their president finger bangs them little kids [Verse 1] I, wait so long in the snow For one little piece of bread (of bread) & I have...

[Dali Llama:] "Ey yo Rucka?" [Rucka Rucka Ali:] "Whassup Dali Llama?" [Dali Llama:] "Man these cats ain't gettin' these girls wet enough." [Rucka Rucka Ali:] "I know man, these girls drying up here in all these songs these days." [Dali Llama:] "So what we...

A, one! A, two! A, you know what to do! Imagine stealing people's songs It isn't hard to do Yeah if they dead! If you are cold out I know a place you bitches could warm up At Chinaman gay little restaurant I welcome you to here with my balls out So...

K? Aloha, You can call me Alejandro Whereizwaldo Three time Latino Grammy winner Two time political prisoner, Peru South of Texas (is a place that's) Called Mexico (Called Mehico) And it goes from California to Brazil (Hell yeah) They like nachos (An...

I don't like the Jews I'm guessing that they Don't like me too And you can tell me if I crossed the line Or if I'm racist I'll try to keep an open mind I put them all into a camp But its my concentration That wasn't really there all along I know I co...

I was born in my own hospital (a great hospital, the best you could imagine) Delivered by the doctor that I bought (and he thanked me He said, "Donald thank you, this is terrific") I bought at least a couple wifes (3 highest paid women in America) But t...

Oh, herro My name is DJ Not Nice I'm here to end the hate, and bring peace between all the Asian race I mean Korean and Chinese? We're all really the same. I mean, we look the same right? We eat with chopstick? My eyes look like, I'm mad 'cause someo...