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Ebaum's World Dot Com

once upon time on the Internet there was a guy a very deepy flawed man they called him Eric Bauman he was a total asshole and nobody knows why he tra...

Elvis Porn

Tiptoed up the stairs, climbed into the attic Opened up my Grandma's trunk, well isn't this dramatic? What could be inside? I could almost squeal with...

Eyewishes

I'm without eyelashes. I noticed, so are you. We used them on wishes, and none of them came true. Terrible, I know, but fair is fair is fair. I'm bli...

Amnesia was her name

Amnesia was her name, she had beautiful eyes. And every word she said, it was a little surprise. Can’t remember when I realized I was in love. La-la-...

Action Hero Movie Boy

I gotta figure out where Mommy keeps the dynamite. I'll get some measuring tape, so I can time it right. I know it's dangerous, I know you're thinking...

Gadzooks

Everywhere I look I always see people who are crazier than me. Gadzooks! Gadzooks! You're all such crazy kooks! A bunch of flaky flukes. You're givi...

Ask For Nothing

I ask a question, I let it go just like a balloon. I'll never need to know. No need to waste time holding the string. I already know that I love every...

Archaeopteryx

Saw him in a book of fossils dancing with some old Apostles. I think if I went back in time he'd be there, alive, root of all my jealousy. Grounded i...

Bad Idea

Every once in a while there is a shooting star People say they're good luck, but even if they are There's not a star in motion that could help me now...

Fiberglass Monkey

Every night I try to go to sleep. I never make it, because I always see. A fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes. A fiberglass monkey with glowing r...

Atomic Copper Claw

You may be friendly looking on the outside, but I know why you only wear long sleeves. And I know why you shake with the wrong hand. Don't try to hide...

Ben Bernanke

Hello there, Spencer. I see you, you boy boy. I see you, Spencer, with my eyes. You're the architect of my dreams, Spencer. You plan them, and build t...

123456 Pokemon

123456 Pokemon ... Pokemon 123456 Pokemon ... Pokemon Who you gonna vote for? - Barack Obama Who you gonna vote for? - Barack Obama 123456 Pokemon T...

A Schizophrenic Twist

Something wasn’t right I barely slept all through the night And when the morning came I was lying outside in the rain The spiky nail of darkness...

Don't Be Like The Sun

the king of Mars perfects his commentary skills I'm a gold plated man monkey full of dollar bills if you're happier, dial 1 now don't be fooled by gr...

FUTURE!

Good morning, people of humbler times! My associates and I, we come to you from the future. That's right, we come from the future and we have many sto...

Eighth Wonder

Extra clever. Earthbound spirit. Ghost in the form, of a mongoose. And I have hands. And I have feet. I'll never die, I am a freak. Hello, I'm h...

Eventuality

The closer that you look, it seems the less that you will see. You will see. Meltdown is an eventuality. You see. 

Abraham Lincoln's Head

I've been having nightmares, every single night, of vintage theater goers, screaming out in fright. And all iconic heagear, descending to the floor....

Everyday French

May I take a nap in your nose? I have not showered in thirty-six days. Monkeys are tickling my tummy. I have not showered in thirty-six days. Take tho...

Being A Rockstar

As we do our thing, try to keep control... Careful what we sing. Rock and roll is everything to everybody that you've ever met. Dirty socks and all. I...

Being Alone On Valentine's Day

Being alone on Valentine’s day doesn’t bother me. Normally, I don’t exude lugubriosity, But this year I am curious, What it’s like to feel blue. Thoug...

Flamingo Legs

I love when opportunity knocks. It rocks the stripes right outta my socks. I love the world and everything else... the trampolines and jingling bells....

Fancy Pants Manifesto

(Sausages are good. Sausages are good. We are all sausages.) (One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four.) Is this my chance, for goodness sake, T...

Bill Watterson

Where'd you go when you were done? I'd like to know what you've become Your biggest fan, awake at dawn I cry, I stand on your front lawn Its plain to...

Fly Straight Or Drop The Oar And Wreck

My very existence makes you chew up pencils. My very existence makes you cringe. One would think that after so much hurt and pain, An ordinary human w...

Fine

today has a way of scarring your eyes with negative light but it's a disguise I put on my shades and see through the lies the convenient truth is lig...

Fire Motif

Nature's hot burning parasite I'll be hoping for rain tonight Maybe time will extinguish me but no one knows where this time may be Spontaneous combu...

Holy Bison Beaks!

Well, I thought I'd write a little song, so I wrote a little song. Then I tried to write some lyrics, but I didn't last too long. So I figured, why no...

Hazel's Modus Operandi

in the middle of the summer when it's cold, and the Earth is made of gold 90 minutes pass and so do all the lights in the middle of the fall, you can...

I Know Your Name

It was a Friday. I saw a movie, but it wasn’t very long, so I snuck into another one. Employees caught me. They threw me out into the mall. All in all...

I've Got Some Falling To Do

In an airplane, I was flying. Just a flight attendant guy. I can be clumsy, and I stumbled out the door, into the sky. Now I am falling through the a...

Booja Jabooja

Boo-ja-ja-boo-ja. Wadoo mah kang oh pah, Chaba doo mah doowah. Hammo chee booja jabooja, Chammo hee malaka dah wah. Lee doo zee booja jabooja, Hammo...

Bill Watterson (Album Version)

Where’d you go when you were done? I’d like to know what you’ve become. Your biggest fan, awake at dawn, I cry, I stand on your front lawn. It’s plai...

Go To Hollywood

Go to Hollywood, For the common good. Go and pack your bags, like you know you should. Go to California, but let me warn ya, The people there oftentim...

Fuzzy

la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la...

Hyakugojyuuichi

Hey you, sit down and listen Don't be flippant and don't be dismissin' Think you're a Flash encyclopedia? Eating breathing Macromedia Think you're coo...

Between You And Me

(how!) Almost every day, I am swept away From the dull, void and null, by the things you say. Wouldn’t it be great, living in one state? State of min...

Geeks In Love

Nobody's cool as we, nor quite as esoterically far out. We're so far out it's creepy. I don't think they'll ever get the groovy standards that we set...

Birdhouse In Your Soul

I’m your only friend. I’m not your only friend, But I’m a little glowing friend, But really I’m not actually your friend, But I am. Blue canary in th...

Gonna Dig Up Alec Guinness

Gonna dig up Alec Guinness. Gonna harvest Obi-Wan. Gonna put his body on display with his Jedi costume on. Gonna go down to the highway. Gonna build...

Kitten Is Angry

My kitten, my kitty cat. When she's content she purrs. She thinks the house is hers. But you won't like her when she's angry. No, you won't like her w...

Consumer Whore

What are you waiting for? Enough of this redundancy. Why don't you go back to my show? No need to torture me. It's just commercials. Damn commercials...

Lemon Demon

he's got fresh juice for one dollar he's got the pink kind if you're into that you take one sip and one more sip pretty soon you're chugging down the...

Boat

Once upon a time in a warehouse near a Mississippi ravine, There was a Theodore Roosevelt statue made of solid aquamarine. I have hollowed out quite a...

Bystanding

Bystanders bystanding, bicycling by. Triumphant trifecta, try not to cry. Quadruple odd-pupiled god of the week. Quintessential grin penciled in ch...

Lawnmower

The breeze is a-blowin'. The grass just won't stop growin'. So, I better do something soon. I'm gonna spend the afternoon mowin' the lawn, mowin' the...

What Will Happen Will Happen

So what if I'm down? Stuck in reverse. I look around... It could be worse. What can I do? Honestly, I've got nothing to offer at all. Why should I gri...

Knife Fight

I tire of your mind games, I'm sick, of playing don't wake daddy good sir, No more rock, paper, scissors for me But wait, are we not civilised ge...

Idiot Control Now

With the pickle mind we kick the nipple beer Steady as we go we're flying over trout Ghetto down the high way at the speed of light All I want to feel...

Indie Cindy And The Lo-Fi Lullabies

Indie Cindy & the Lo-Fi Lullabies released her first LP, entitled "Moe Is We" to the private public just the other day through Cindy's very own la...

Ten Thousand Light Years Away

Ten thousand plastic eyeballs float through space Why don't you listen when you see my face It's a grim prediction, but I told you so, and Everyone s...

Bowling Alley

Ok the other night, I mean like, last night, I had the most screwed up dream. Ever. I mean, it was like a freaking acid trip, not that I, uh, advocate...

Dead Sea Monkeys

I love my brine shrimp pals. They are my friends. I watch them float around inside their tank. But when I came back home from school today my little f...

Dinosaurchestra (Part One)

Travel back in time with me... 200,000,000 B.C. What's your name, and what do you play? My name's Neil and I don't play anything. What fun should we...

The Oldest Man On MySpace

I’m the oldest man on MySpace, On the old computer by my rest home bed. All my blogs are rambling tales of bygone times. Everyone in my Top Eight is d...

The Ceiling

When did my room get a ceiling? I've never seen it before. That's what I get for devoting all of my time to the floor. Sit down, you walking disaster...

Chu Chu Rocket

Chu chu rocketto Nezumi o tasukero Chu chu rocketto Neko wa kowai Chu chu rocket We gotta save the mice, baby. Chu chu rocket The cat’s a scary guy. C...

Destructo!

Hammer to the nail, orca to the sea. Anybody there, anyone but me? Titans on the run, haunted candle shop. Embrionoclast, fifty mile drop. On the tel...

Deep In The Ocean

Deep, deep, deep, deep in the ocean there's a waterproof wristwatch that was dropped from a boat on a cruise by a man full of booze, but even without...

Dinosaurchestra (Part Three)

Dinosaurchestra. Dinosaurchestra. Dinosaurchestra. Dinosaurchestra. Dinosaurchestra. Dinosaurchestra. Dinosaurchestra. Dinosaurchestra. Dinosaurchestr...

Dance Like An Idiot

one cold December night back in 1984 a scientist had found himself upon the dance floor he started twitching and shaking like a pile of jumping beans...

The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Old Godzilla was hopping around Tokyo City like a big playground When suddenly Batman burst from the shade And hit Godzilla with a Bat Grenade Godzill...

Dizziful Bliss

If you are not busy right now, close your eyes and spin in your chair. Everything's moving when you stop and look out. It won't stay still no matter w...

Dinosaurchestra (Part Two)

Brontosaur rocking out hardcore, Triceratops pissing off the cops, Iguanodon with a mohawk on. Hip hurrah for the Dinosaurchestra. 

When Robots Attack

Lock up your children. Lock up your pets as well. (Your pets as well.) It's time to panic, because something terrible is mad as Hell. So read the pap...

The Saga Of You, Confused Destroyer Of Planets

You went out, you turned west You went numb, you felt possessed You fell down, you blacked out You woke up to stare and shout You saw there a dark voi...

Lifetime Achievement Award

Die hard fans adored your hands They loved your throat and quote unquote "you" Hey, remember Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson really happened Delt...

Word Disassociation

Enemy, lasagna, Robust, below, wax, Semiautomatic, aqua, Accompany, slacks, Why, coffee, gymnastic, Motorcycle, unibrow, Existential, plastic, Extra,...

Your Evil Shadow Has A Cup Of Tea

Five days in a watery cave. Another song for the day that I take to the grave. I gotta be the first to see the specter. Everybody want to be friends w...

There's A Robot In My Head

There's a robot in my head There's a robot in my head It is screwing everything up I can't sit still, still I hear the servos whirring All night long...

The Only House That's Not On Fire (Yet)

I feel knotted up today but in a most exquisite way like neckties or like macrame bowlines and Zeppelin bends if you were a theremin I wouldn't know w...

Wrong

believe me, I find that everybody gets three wishes despite this, life sucks and that's what makes me so suspicious the radio goes off and on, and whe...

What's In The Toaster?

You don't know if it's bread or toast. You can see it but it's bathed in Ambiguous Red Light. At what point does bread become toast? Should you hit th...

This Hyper World

Oh, for the first time in your life you're asking me for my advice But don't you dare think you're off the hook without me taking an honest look You...

Touch-Tone Telephone

I think it's time For you to know The awful truth The truth about me, and the truth about you Cause you're a brand new species Big cat Space Naz...

Matches And Nails

Hello, you tiny cardboard box with matches inside. Hell, you wooden match, hello the light you provide. You keep me warm, you keep me safe. You know t...

Mold En Mono

Sand coloured sky without clouds I spy Sand coloured sky without clouds I spy Mold en Mono Can be traced back very far Mold en Mono Is the next...

Mr. Wolfgang

Hey Mr. Wolfgang! You got fired. You did nothing wrong. But here you are on the sidewalk with no home. It’s not your fault, it’s all their fault. So g...

Neverending Hum

Inside of everybody's head, inside of everybody's head there is a hum, there's a hum, there's a neverending hum, and no one ever seems to notice it. N...

New Way Out

One, two, a-one, two, three, four. Burger King fries on a dashboard underneath the burning hot sun. Burger King fries on a dashboard underneath the b...

Without My Tonsils

without my hands without my nose without my fangs without my clothes without my nervous system without my brain without my tonsils I'm not the same w...

Marketland

Market Town. What a doozy walking ‘round With all these putrid people everywhere. “You’ve gotta buy this!” Screams a whiskey stinking vermin vendor Ho...

White Bread Boyfriend

I guess I'm lonely, whatever that means, but when I see you in your pre-embroidered jeans I get this feeling, like, prob'ly in my heart that most o...

Musical Chairs

You walk around in circles, I walk around in squares. Another round of musical chairs. And maybe no one really cares about the way we walk. The record...

Your Imaginary Friend

Simple and small, almost alone, curled up in a ball, with a tin can phone, Tied to a twist, leading outside, and into the mist. Where the shad...

Mr. Port-A-Potty Man

Mr. Port-A-Potty Man Mr. Port-A-Potty Man He drag potty all around He bring potty to your town Mr. Port-A-Potty Man Mr. Port-A-Potty Man He wear a jum...

Movie Night

It’s movie movie movie night, down at the theater, Let’s get some soda, I’d like a liter. I dun- I dun- I dunno what we should see, The Osbournes Movi...

Run, Harry, Run!

Harry Potter spent his Summers waiting for the Fall He'd count the days, and dream each night of Hogwarts' distant call The Dursley's, Harry's relativ...

Rainwater

Is it safe to drink the rainwater? Hold your mouth below a drain on a rainy day. It looks like plain water. Is it safe to drink the rainwater? And if...

Pumpkin Pie

There lived a merchant in the days of old who is remembered for the things he sold. No silly trinkets silver, bronze or gold. So I'm told, so I'm told...

Party On The Moon

Hey! Mr. Kenji Akita's got a brand new top secret project that I really want to show you. I think it's OK if we go and check it out. just wait until y...

Somnolence

Miraculous in its own way Borrowing time from space The color scheme is familiar Maybe it's painted that way A shadow dances in your memory It happen...

Samuel And Rosella

Samuel and Rosella both were 82 years old sharing an umbrella slowly down the street they strolled and all around the world was changing in a manner...

Sky Is Not Blue

I made you these construction paper dolls, connected by the hands with tiny little faces, and now I'll hang them on the walls so you can see the peopl...

Oz Explodes

Why, anybody can have a brain. That’s a very mediocre commodity. Every pusillanimous creature that crawls on the Earth Or slinks through the slimy sea...

Relativity

I'm falling up. They're falling down. I'm standing still. They're spinning around. No matter what I do, they could be undoing. Is there something brew...

Ode to Crayola

Outrageous Orange, Laser Lemon, and Jungle Green. That's what I said. Wild Watermelon, Midnight Blue, Atomic Tangerine... Radical Red, Sky Blue, and S...

Nothing Worth Loving Isn't Askew

You are red and blue and green, living like a living computer glitch. You could change to anything. All you gotta do is just hit the switch. You are...

Sick Puppy

Sick puppy, you're a threat to the peace. Gone baddy, running from the county police. Well, I hope you get well soon. Why, baby, did you have to do t...

Pirate In A Box

On nights like this, when the sea's a bit amiss and the lights go down across the seaside village I get down, I feel had I feel on the verge of going...

Subtle Oddities

What in the hell is the matter with me when I look around? Do me a favor and lock all the doors in the house, because now it's not right, and I'm noti...

Switzerland

I lose track of my many adversaries they catch wind of whatever I say my whole life's getting awfully precursory and maybe it's time I meandered away...

Stick Stickly

I remember when I was just a boy Summer afternoons would fill me up with joy I'd sit right down, turn on the TV Everyday I'd giggle mischeviously I r...

Smell Like A Cookie All Day

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, hundreds of bloodthirsty nightmares have made you their prey. You felt good and plucky, a...

Sun Beam Light Show Flower Seed

Diablo raises an eyebrow, strawberry milkshake in hand. I try my best to distract myself, but he really wants to be in the band. Can he play the drums...

Take A Picture

when you choose your fate, don't think too much if you just can't wait, throw out your crutch make a name for yourself, make a self for your name take...

Telekinesis

Nobody knows my true identity. For all we know I'm John F. Kennedy's love child with Nosferatu. We can't know, but still we got to. Nobody knows how d...