I Fucked a Turkey and Got Away with It

[Intro: Norah O'Donnell & Charlotte Campbell] Some families are still looking for their children who attended last night's concert. One mother spoke to British TV about her daughter, Olivia Um, I run downstairs and put the news on. Tried to get hold of O...

[Verse 1] I like to masturbate in the shower I beat kids with autism Down syndrome is my favourite joke There are only two genders Every other "gender" is a mental disorder Laughing This was recorded on a Wednesday, or was it? Screaming Laughing Canc...

[Intro] This next track is rated PG for "Pop-punk Garbage" and "Probably Gay" [Chorus] I tripped over, I'm on morphine Touch my dick, I'm only fourteen I tripped over, I'm on morphine Touch my dick, I'm only fourteen [Verse 1] I touched dicks with my...

[Intro] Oh, oh [Hook] Mamma mia, mamma mia, mamma mia, mamma mia I be making fucking dough in the pizzeria It's a spicy meatball, give you diarrhoea Popping bars like the mozzarella sticks I eat, uh [Verse] The game must be a girl 'cause I'm always i...

[Verse 1] On an ender All-night bender Pass me Brenda I'll put her in a blender Dick extender No pretender Putting me together Like a video render Make me slender Chicken tender Did you just Assume my gender? Broke my Fender Need a mender I'ma s...

[Skit: Marley Edwards, Peyton Edwards & Aiden Lowe] Oh, why did I-why did I do this? (Stop it) I-I didn't (Do it), this wasn't worth it (Nope) [Inaudible] This really wasn't worth it [Intro] 1, 2, 3, 4 [Verse] Aiden wants to fuck his mother Nigga...

[Verse] Google can fuck off and so can The Distracted Our beats are fire and your beats are whack-shit See, mate, the reason our bars are so lit Is because through all the shit, we fucking EQ'd it You spit bars like you're all the bad t'ings Music Man, y...

[Intro] Beans Beans Is it recording loud enough? [Hook] Beans Bean-bea-bea-beans Beans Bean-bea-bea-beans Beans Bean-bea-bea-beans Beans Yo [Verse] Who do I see? He be looking me He be mocking me Mocking my jeans, you see? As rough as it se...

[Verse 1] How do I binge? What is a minge? How do I Netflix Stranger Things? Burn or singe? No soul, ginge I'm a mad door Am I unhinged? Children winge Edgy cringe Can I get a real Search engine? [Pre-Hook] Find me a YouTube link Find me a YouT...

Intro] In the red corner, with more combined titles than the "Rehab" album, weighing in at 193 pounds, I Fucked a Turkey and Got Away with It Crowd cheers Contending, round two, for the championship belt, the gluttonous gal who won't give in, weighing in at...

[Pre-Hook] Find me a YouTube link Find me a YouTube link Find me a YouTube link Find me a YouTube link [Verse 1] Turn around, flip I make a quick quip I pistol-whip a bitch Just for talking shit The press try to stop me They keep cock-blocking me...

[Intro] Fuck my ass, dad Fuck my ass, dad Fuck my ass, dad Fuck my ass, dad [Verse 1] Gonna pack a dad in my backpack When I backpack across the back-tracks in Baghdad Wait, did you catch that with my fast raps? Better strap in to the mad tracks See...

[Verse] Oh, oh, oh yes, can you read me? I would like to eat that pussy like I'm gonna eat meat Make a pussy-lasagne, can you please speak? Calling me a pescatarian, I'll make a fish queef I'm the best of the best, I like to cook a lot Fuck your sister a...

[Verse] Slurp, slurp, babygirl, I'm tryna get my dick wet My dick wet, tryna get my dick wet Last time I got my dick wet, I was in the shower I'm tryna get my dick wet Mmm, I smell the pussy from a mile away No, I am not gay 'Cause when I get my dick we...

[Verse 1] When I rock up in the club, you know I'll wash my feet, though Whip out my dick for all the girls to see, bro When I see a turkey, I will beat my meat, yo It's Despacito First Morgan Binsey, then it was Distracted Then Amber Downs, now, it's al...

[Intro] Yo, 'FATAGAWI Yo, 'FATAGAWI [Hook] One bad chef in a kitchen full of dough (Dough) Three bad bitches with they hands on that stove (Woo) Making home movies with a hand full of stoge (Stoge) I'm cooking all the dumplings I'm cooking all the dum...

[Intro] Man Man Man Yeah [Verse 1] I beat kids like my schizophrenic dad does He comes in and he hits me with his tampon Period is over, man, didn't know he had one Even for a woman, man, that dick is quite a long 'ne [Hook] Hey, man, my family's...

[Intro] Well, I was shopping for a dildo, which one's cheap? The pink and thin or the big black D? Too bad I didn't know that my ass was so fat 'Cause now I'm walking down the street and the pink one slipped out [Chorus] F-R-E-E, that's spells "Free" R...

[Verse] Fried rice, fri-fri-fried rice, bitch You want to play your cards with God and roll the dice, bitch? Weeding out the weak with agriculture educational You got me eating seeds and I ain't talking about fellatio I'm crazy, yo Got that technique sti...

[Verse] Make a lyric masterpiece, we are the best you'll ever see Our expertise go from making music to fucking turkeys Jack of all trades and master of all trades Got myself a big-ass boat, be shipping some slaves See, they're not for back-up for me, God...

[Intro] Oi [Verse 1] Next level wavy, chips and gravy (Ouu) Whip out my dick and I put it in your baby (Ah) Don't chat shit, you're fucking shady (Sus) My dad hits me, skrrt up in a Mercedes (That's nice) [Hook] Bong time, sleepy time Bong, bong, bo...

[Intro] Arschritze [Hook] Hitler würde richtig Hitler würde richtig Hitler würde richtig Hitler würde richtig [Verse] Die sechzehn-jährige Klara ist alkoholkrank. Angefangen hat es, als sie noch ganz klein war. Der Vater ließ seine kleine Tochter vor...

[Verse 1] Big money, big nuts and a big fat sack Overdosed on KFC like Barack (Uh) Twisting up my genitals until they crack Running from the cops 'cause you know I'm black (What?) Marijuana, ecstasy, speed and crack Overusing "nigga" like a crackerjack (...

[Verse 1] I don't think, I thonkt Puss' got wiffy stonkt I won't get you out my way Hop in my car, I honked Job hunting is long I do not get this song One thing I do understand is: All women are wrong Your girl on my prongs Hopping on my dong She be...

[Intro] Warning: if you have any pets, keep them at a safe distance from Amber Downs. You are going to di–I mean, your pets are going to die (Boy!) [Verse] Yeah, you wanna be dead, mate Physically, you're just dead weight, wait Box out like you're trying...

[Verse 1] Cheeky motherfucker's got me eating Play-Doh mix Motherfucker crams me in like my dad balls deep Staring at me with ten inches of dick Spin 360°, he’s got sick tricks Man, he never loved me anyway, he calls me “Dipshit” Dowse me in vinegar, I'm...

[Verse] In the beginning you didn't have any women Looking in the mirror like "Err, minging" Looking at the cards you've been given We are the match that's been stricken Your rhymes are getting deflated Six minutes seems overrated From the way Kes raps...

[Intro: Pastor Jim Colerick] That's 'cause Jesus Christ is my nigga [Hook] I just stabbed your cat, yuh Fuck it, we came back, yuh God told us do that, yuh Yuh, yuh, esskeetit, yuh I just stabbed your cat, yuh Fuck it, we came back, yuh God told us d...

[Hook] I rape men, I rape girls I rape everybody I rape straight, I rape gay I rape everybody [Verse] Think about it realistically Straight should be in the L.G.B.T Nothing with wrong with liking peen I let girls play with my pee-pee Gay people have...

[Verse] Let me start off, let me spell this quickly Establish this time that you are the victim Hold him closer, overprotecting Gonna pick up bare birds with his nose ring So, bitch, let me ask, how are you coping? Every day, you're always knowing You'l...

[Verse] Punch in the teeth, she call the police Right after she queef and she gotta leave She tell me we mean and she smoking green And be doing lean and I gotta lean On bars, making steam and I telling her, girly Though, you gotta go and you gotta retri...

[Verse] So a new band popped into the shit Rocking up on with the music t'ings Spitting fat bars, show up on the gigs You're not that good, you asked for this diss Your band seems mint and you seem tight-knit But fuck Distracted, you're distracting Logi...

[Chorus] Turkey call to action Compute our rapping passion (Beep boop beep boop beep) Split you up, diffraction Spit fire, I'm a dragon Big up Rosso massif Rub my dick it's massive Penis enlargement, learn how to increase your size right now Made her s...

[Verse] In the last diss, you attacked us personally What you don't know is your big words hurt me (Ouch) So on this track, I flip back your beef And I spit shit against your O.G.E On the next diss, we illicit fear in you Our next bars be causing hysteri...

[Hook] Oh shit, pancake tits Oh shit, pancake tits Oh shit, pancake tits Oh shit, pancake tits [Verse] I'ma fuck your girl in your bed I'ma make her face go all red She be calling me "Greg" It's a reference you don't get [Outro] 'Cause you didn't...

[Verse] Touch a puss' and make a girl – she have a creamy clit (Uh) She be spouting so much fluid like I pop a zit (Aye) On a dirty period so fuck her in the shit (Yuh) What you think you're talking 'bout? Go make me a sandwich Knock her 'til she black an...

[Skit: Alex Murphy, Marley Edwards & Aiden Lowe] Ah Aw yeah, my puss'-puss' (Laughing) I love the pussy, it gets me all nice and– Rosa, nice little girl I love the pussy, yes, give me it, oh my G– Lick my puss'-puss' Lick my clit Coughing I'm very...

[Verse] Giving her the dick 'cause she likes to shout "Harder!" Calling me "Daddy" 'cause I am her father Bitch, I'm Darth Vader up in this shit Blowing up more Rebel ships than in Pearl Harbour 

[Verse] Yo, I still masturbate while eating Top Ramen at a faster rate In the bigger quantities, it counts as rape When I'm slurping at this unbelievable pace I turn the temperature up all the way to sweat up on my face If you give no effort, if you got n...

[Verse 1] Last time we had a family meal I created ordeals and put my balls in the meat Down on my knees, all eyes on me Blow my load inside the family turkey Family shunned me, said I shouldn't be Having sex with a piece of poultry Daddy told me: "It's...

[Verse] Eggs, bacon, grill, sausage I'm a skinny bitch, but I still take sausage Got a fat ass, but I still take sausage Got a flat ass, but I still take sausage Wake up in the morning and I eat that sausage I'm thirteen, but I still take sausage I'm a...

[Intro] Put your minge away Oh, put your minge away You've got a dirty vagina So put it the fuck away Coughing [Verse] Eating your ass feels like licking sandpaper Your mooch is as dry as the sands of Asia I don't like the fact your face closely Res...

[Refrain] Do you know The Muffin Man? Do you know The Muffin Man? [Drop] The Muffin Man [Refrain] Do you know The Muffin Man? Do you know The Muffin Man? [Drop] The Muffin Man Do you know? Do you know? Do you know? Do you know? [Outro] The M...

[Hook: Connor Edwards] First off, fuck your bitch and the clique you claim Don't need to fuck her, no, she knows my name She'll be calling me "Daddy" by the end of the day You ain't shit, man, it's my dick she'll crave [Verse 1: Connor Edwards] Hidden u...

[Verse 1] Yeah, I'm white (Yes, I'm white) And I'm white as I can be And my white boy eyes are bluer Than my white boy sea Got my iPad, faggot And my privilege money I call my daddy "Daddy" And I call my mummy "Mummy" You can all fuck off Man, I got...

[Intro] Fucking your girl in your bed, ay Grabbing a dick in my hand, ay I haven't got any friends [Interlude] Damn, son, where'd you find this? Ay, yuh Ay, ay, ay (Shit, nigga, damn) [Verse 1] Fucking your girl in your bed, ay Grabbing a dick in m...

[Intro] Yeehaw [Verse 1] You were feeling racist saying "Black guys aren't the best" You tried to fuck a turkey so I fucked your cat to death And you ran out of the Tesco 'cause you stole all of the bread You tried to fuck a turkey so I fucked your cat...

[Verse 1] Went to the toilet and I fucked a dog (Yeah) Turkey is sad 'cause I got it wrong (Yeah) Dad walked in while I touched my dong (Yeah) Call up my dealer and hit the bong (Yeah) Your girl came 'round and left her thong (Yeah) She likes my dick bec...