Tekst piosenki
There was a man
He didn’t know what size pants to wear
And consequently
His pants rode up his bits down there, yeah
It’s called a ballgina, whoa
And that’s what we’re looking for today
(We’re looking for a Ballgina. We’re looking for a Ballgina.)
We’re goin’ on a Ballgina Safari!
There’sso much more of life that we should see, yeah!
We’re goin’ on a Ballgina Safari!
Incrediballs that want to fall to freedom, yeah!
It’s called a Ballgina, whoa
And this is a game we like to play – hey
It’s called a Ballgina, whoa
And that’s what we’re looking for today – yeah
We’re searching for big ones and small ones and puffy ones and round ones
And big ones and small ones and little, squeezed in, tightly hidden
Big ones and small ones and ones that you can see the pubic hair through the pants
Cause the guy has absolutely no idea about his pants size
Absolutely no idea about his pants size
Absolutely no idea, no!
There was a man
He didn’t know what size of pants to wear, yeah
And consequenlty, he
His pants rode up his bits down there
It’s called a Ballgina, whoa!
We’re goin’ on a Ballgina Safari!
There’s so much more of life that we should see, yeah
We’re goin’ on a Ballgina Safari!
Incrediballs that want to fall to freedom, yeah!
It’s called a Ballgina – whoa
And that’s what we’re looking for today, hey
It’s called a Ballgina – whoa!
Oh, ah! Eee, eh, erhg! Oh, ah! Eee, eh!
Big ones and small ones and slightly larger on the left
Inflated, agitated ones that have a certain aroma
Big ones and small ones and warty, lumpy, ugly looking ball sacks
That stretch out the pants because the guy has no idea about his pants size
Absolutely no idea about his pants size
Absolutely no idea, No!
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