Guttermouth piosenki

welcome to my breakfast table this is what you'll find a different kind of breakfast food that leaves the real ones far behind what's the fucking deal, all these brand names all around they raise the prices, raise my rent, but do not make a sound now i'm getti...

stop people please while surfing in the ocean i somehow lost my hairpiece i watched my age increase as some pesky octopus took my tuft of manhood from me [chorus] duck diving for my hairpiece im searching for my hairpiece duck diving for my hairpiece octopus...

american flag waving high protecting it i want to die i don't know about you man but i'd rather die than live under communist rules let 'em go ahead and try american flag, red, white and blue our government doesn't tell us what to do if you don't like living h...

[Verse 1] Son it’s your dad and I’m an old man Get your ass over here and empty my bedpan Cause you dumped this bag of bones in a nursing home Now I’m gonna make your life miserable [Verse 2] Son it’s your dad and I knew about your scam When you tried...

you know, what pisses me off more than anything is all these people who aren't exactly politically correct. like the other day, i was out walking my siberian-american huskies. and you know how canines are: they like to sniff everything, including each other's...

he's so tall he's so slim with that shit-eating grin how can i trust him hey who's that in the ten-gallon hat why should i vote for him it sucks big bucks americas conditioned with pride they hide their real ambition [chorus] let me retort on the two party...

I'm not who you think I am And I think you could use a head exam And I know I'm not always right But how can we make babies If you won't spend the night Just because I live like an animal [Chorus:]Room smells like a petting zoo Sometimes I go pee in the shower...

if i lived in a perfect world i would spend my days lying in the sun the party never ends in a perfect world if your life has hit the skids wave goodbye to the wife & kids i'm ready to move into a perfect world nacho cheese and anarchy boy that sure sounds...

the son of god once showed his face upon my tortilla since that day faith's renewed he won't let me faulter he guides me down a golden path he shields me from sin without the spirit life's meaningless i'll go the distance with him i've been to the point of no...

Big Bang was a theory But now I pose a query But my query's like a question Unlike a man who picked his jeans Darwin started with crustations Add a dose of fornications sprouting trees, swinging tails and banana peeling feet Primate Camp - Well Darwin had hi...

Originally by Black Flag Jealous cowards try to control Rise above, we're gonna rise above They distort what we say Rise above, we're gonna rise above Try and stop what we do Rise above, we're gonna rise above When they can't do it themselves Rise above, we'...

i will never be something other than a worthless mockery and when i look back i say never again but i seem to end up srewing myself more and more i just can't get it right, get it right i've been told before that i'm a looser heading for the door i can't beli...

she's a little angel only 17 but she don't need no money she just winks her eye she won't give you any but if you're in a band then she'll call you daddy i think you understand mommy's little princess if they could see you now their precious little girl you kn...

You know I never liked high school Though it was my intent To land a scholarship in punk And avoid imprisonment Yeah my rules That's the way it had to be Not scholastically involved Fill the girls with alcohol Be more like me and you'll run the company To ge...

sound a little tongue tied better swallow your pride cuz you cant find a ride when you drink like a fish maybe you should not drive ill toot my horn as you pick up trash on the round a bout for the next six months with your ass spread wide well you got no cla...

yea i know i pissed away a lot of dough what a waste of time i spent every dime not planning for a sound financial future invested in the good times you gotta learn to diversify livin' large on the west side inside tip a high yield blue chip the interest ra...

Because we're Americans We don't give a shit about each other We don't give a shit about the earth And all I want to do is rip you off And fuck you in the ass while you're not lookin' Because we're Americans The Catholics mouth more than just each other It's...

she likes to read i like tv she's checking out my good friend steve (er) she likes a beer i like a shot her parents think i'm selling pot she likes the boys in the band she rollerblades down the strand when i pinch her butt in public she complains the best yea...

[Verse 1] A shitty situation, someone jacked my car My taste is getting larger while I’m drinking at the bar A shitty situation soon to be my past If you buy me a drink I’m sure I’ll have a blast [Chorus] Chronic constipation like viewing others art Lo...

When will my ship come in? man I really gotta know Cause I'm tired at living at the y with 50 other guys That smell like Frenchmen Necesidad un bistek salvar al dia My life's been such a wreck, there's no aces, no aces in my deck I'm starting to believe that m...