Guttermouth piosenki

blame it on la lanne when something goes wrong that sweatsuited scapegoat for the exercising bomb put the blame on jack la lanne he's our man my lawn turned yellow my goldfish died i squirted some ben-gay right in my eye he's the fucking cause that sweatsuit...

i've had my pet since i was nine years old i loved him and fed him but one day he attacked i knew he didn't love me back so i grabbed him like a football and punted fifty yards now i hate pets take yourself to the vet now i hate pets dolphins trapped in littl...

most girls i know are so lame red hot bods they're all the same nothing in between the ears just lots of space six cans of beer to fuck see you later thanks again maybe we can just be friends all that space inside your head makes me want to go to bed and fuck...

[Chorus:] What in the hell is wrong with people The deranged should be caged What is wrong with people It must be them can't you see That it couldn't be me Where their road ends That's where mine begins: There's a giant hole in my heart But all I have to do Is...

On a Tuesday afternoon my mom came in my room and said get the fuck up outta bed and get a god damned job so I told her hey hey fuck you mom and threw the phone at her head but I missed and hit her in the snatch so I slammed the door in her face and said don't...

no matter how i try and try the dirt land on my head the push and shove of daily life the stupid thing i've said have left me wishing i was dead and gone a silent party in my name a way to right the wrong now i'm sick and i'm tired you fuck with me and i'll f...

you can't predict if she'll stay or go if she speaks again its a brick i'll throw don't you know her voice will make you want to hang yourself but something makes you want to stay looking good is all that matters god bless our society another day another donut...

There must be someone out there Who's smiling down on me It's not really fair I don't even care Bestow no pity on me We all must choose a path In rough to our demise Some people say no to a fork in the road But I will never think twice A wench might make you h...

My mother fucked a donkey down in Mexico she had treinta margaritas treinta years ago her purse had just been stolen she rad to make some cash for fifty thousand pesos the donkey fucked her ass I'm so ashamed it makes me sick my mothers box was his salt lick...

why? don't vegans have cows for pets? why? don't they keep them in their apartments? rights take a chimp to vote in '96 my god cows are smart as a stick if you really want to make a difference buy a herd and then go set them free instead you just eat carrots...

Hey now, Welcome to my house! Gonna have a barbeque and maybe i'll invite ya Gotta side of pork! Gotta side of creamy salad! Got a jar of cole slaw! and a case of lighter fluid! Oh My God! My arm's on fire! Somebody pass the dressing! Everybody remain calm, I'...

i've got a fanzine so i should know everything about every band i turned punk 2 years ago i tell my subjects i'm d.i.y. i'll call your band a sellout & i'll tell convienient lies i've got a lot of staples and to much... time to trash a band they fucking bl...

Ah, there's gonna be a killing A killing, killing, killing Drugs are not for healing That guy just ate meat, a-wow! There's gonna be a beating A beating, beating, beating The kids are on acid And they're marching down the streets It's my chemical imbalance Y...

[Chorus:] My girl friend she makes me really sick she makes me really sick when she's dancing in the pit yea my girl friend she makes me really makes me really sick when she's dancing in the pit with a tall boy in her hand she'll be rocking to the band that...

i came home real late one friday night i thought i was going to die my head was still pounding from the night before we took some fry just before i laid down to go to sleep i heard that noise that little baby it drives me crazy so ive got no choice my neighb...

My town Is a place you'll never come in last My town Is a place that's upside down My town Is a place you'll always have a full glass Once upon a time in a fabricated land There lived a town that was custom made for People not understood The chosen few and the...

[Chorus] No more of that new car smell Baby baby baby no more new car smell Once upon a time you drove perfectly well No no no no more new car smell [Verse 1] In the beginning your on top of the heap In the back of a truck or maybe a jeep Well I’ve al...

i'm crazy i'm out of my mind i said i'm crazy and you're out of time oh yes, so crazy, so sick of your kind i said i'm crazy baby, and you're out of line every time you look at me i realize what you can't see then i know i was right all the time up and down, s...

wrap your legs around me baby i'll fill you with my love i'll be pullin' out my power pole girlie and show you what it does most girls are afraid of me but once you give me a chance i sure like what you're showing now let's rock and roll baby cause there's no...

[chorus] oh i wanna fight yea fight fight fight fight fight for my constitutional right to party and bear arms yea some wars are not worth the fight but that was 30 years before the beasties told me now they don't stand up for their rights to party degrade...