Guttermouth piosenki

[Chorus:] I want to give you all of my foot long Unwrap my hot dog and place it in your bun Vacation without sun Cop without a gun That's what she told me So I guess there'll be no you She sees right through me I'm told my shallowness runs deep You work the dr...

[Verse 1] Some say she used me like I was just a crutch So lucky I’m a gentlemen she so deserved a punch I bought her everything a pony feed, a pogo stick His name was Freckles but she was sucking someone else’s... [Chorus] I have filled you full of lov...

go to the store, but a pack there's 12 tortillas neatly stacked next thing you know, grab some beans stuff that shit right down your jeans we run, we hide your diet's refried gas out...next thing you know sorry mom, i think i'll go and drop the bomb it's in t...

sover indulgence... a pick me up for when i'm feeling down a cold one with a line to face the day... o.k. my dealers house is always on th way... i say... increase my potential for success my potential for succes i'm undestructible... bathing in a sea of p.c...

digging graves in my living room red roses in full bloom a hanging lamp floats down the hall i believe in ghosts though ghosts i never see ghosts are in my house they're making fun of me i can't wake up from this nightmare slamming doors when i try to sleep s...

i was down on my luck tired or working for my bucks so i bought a one way ticket on a 40 foot long bus this can't be happening to me i think it just a dream halfway there i saw the glare this place is fuckin heaven i believe, believe in god i found las vegas...

i think i've been infected with the flu once again bordems got me feeling blue sometimes in this life you've got to cut the crap sit down for my rights cuz i don't care to do what everybody else would do. i'm fine right here i voted once but i didn't win. i'll...

Thank you for the Easter Bunny sitting at my door! It wasn't made of chocolate but it shit right on my floor! Thank you God for X-Mas trees Return the gifts for money! Thank you for my paycheck now heres your 10% I'd love to give you more but I barely make my...

[Chorus:] Well I'm going for the gusto No not because I'm supposed to It's a well-known fact No I'll never look back Gonna have another beer Yeah I'm going for the gusto No not because I'm supposed to Most folks sit and watch tv And think that they're alive F...

Originally by Joe Jackson Happy Loving Couples I've just been to see my best friend He's got another girl Says she's just about the best thing In the whole damn world And he says can't you see what the little lady's done for me Says it like he thinks I'...

simagine my friend that the well has run dry the bar keep resigns cause there won't be more rye trade lies with your mates and then you have a good cry it's finally happened, no more good times what would you do and what would you say if some bloody bastard to...

lets try and be positive here for a minute shall we can you dig brothers and sisters i'm talking about we're here to spread joy throughthout the world with our beautiful music now i know you know what i'm saying here we go wonderful life come on friend no time...

[chorus] hot dog to the head did you hear what i just said right before you go to bed you get a god damn hot dog to the head [repeat chorus] [repeat chorus] [repeat chorus] wiener to the face puts you right in your place how do you like the taste you get a...

see you at church and i see you at school say that you live by the golden rule but, look again, it's all a lie you're a hypocrite, and i don't know why you're a hypocrite and i don't know why your life's filled with distortions and lies see you at a party, do...

hey hey today's my lucky day puff was taken out by snoop & dr. dre hey hey a plane went down today the entire cast of friends found floating in the bay fuck yea hoo ray cancer killed the guy from sugar ray hey hey it's my lucky day the canadian goverment s...

sometimes i find i can't do the things to keep you out of my mind i need a drug to help me forget you you can't deny this from me my pride i finally realized that you don't want me i saw the light losing you has shown on me i payed your price i never asked t...

listen to me its a 100 degrees and still you've got your leather jacket on i know it sure looks nice like sugar and some spikes to be in vogue who cares if the heat is on you think your cause is valid but you're on the outside join the rank you are fighting yo...

hey mark its fourth and goal why don't you get your dad a beer and do us all a favor get your punk ass out of here dear i think our son's retarded he likes to read not watch tv mark never plays no football with the kids across the street hey mom hey dad yeah s...

i'm a chick with no tits i'm a mess always been so fond of you do you like the way i dress? look like hell all 7 days got no tits that's why i say my parents are so rich that's why i'm such a bitch boy's underwear makes me feel like i'm punk sixteen years i'v...

[Verse 1] Hi ho hi ho, it's off to work I go I could bust my ass earn the cash But I would rather make it snow You know as it does in Mexico I've been jail out on bail Interventions not conventions [Chorus] I've got it made Made in the shade I've go...