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We roll into the bar 'cause that's how we do

Garfunkel, Oates and the rest of the crew

Give a dollar to my homegirl and watch that bitch go, she

Hits up the juke box and puts on Jim Croce


Operator, can you help me make this call?


We're laughing and talking and the drinks are flowing

And I'm liking the direction this night is going

But then I look up and something has changed

Everyone around us looks fucking deranged


I look to my left, I look to my right

Nothing but Von Dutch hats in sight

With supertight abs and supertan skin

I swear this ain't the club that I walked in


Then the techno music starts to play

And the room smells like Axe body spray

I'm like Golda Mier with no gold in my ear

Please tell me what the hell happened here


Yo, it ain't pretty but you know it's the truth

This party just took a turn for the douche


For the douche, for the douche

For the motherfuckin' douche

Thought it was a perfect party

Now it's just a lot of Ed Hardy

This party just took a turn for the douche


I guess I can't beat em so I'm gonna join 'em

Need some douche phrases and I'm gonna coin 'em

Put my Bluetooth in and I'm on my way

Gonna be a motherfuckin' douchebag today


Gonna groom my beard like a bonsai tree

Wax off my chest like Mr. Miyagi

Get a Chinese tat, don't know what it means

But it makes me look deep to girls in their teens


Don't need sleeves on my shirt, just rip 'em off

And leave 'em exposed like Bernie Madoff

Fake tan so brown you can call me foxy

Gonna pop my collar like Limbaugh pops oxy


Got more chains than Mr. T

Ad I pity the fuckwad who messes with me

'Cause I'm doin roids 'til my balls get teeny

Like Dennis Quaid in Innerspace up inside the weenie


Gettin crunk on brewskis with my broskis

I'm cooler than Ice Cube wearing snow skis

Sweeter than the life of Zach and Cody

Higher than the voice of Truman Capote


Yeah, I'll drop a G for that bottle of Goose

This party just took a turn for the douche


For the douche, for the douche

For the motherfuckin' douche

Thought it was a perfect party

Now it's just a lot of Ed Hardy

This party just took a turn for the douche


We're an army in the night like Norman Mailer

And it's time to be a tool like my name is Tim Taylor

I'm a VIP 'cause my table said so

I'ma use some roofies 'cause the skank said no


I like my hair like I like my girl's drink

Spiked as fuck


Did my last keg stand like General Custer

And I'm assessing the damage like a claims adjuster

I ain't your Daddy but I'll call you son

Yeah, I get metaphysical like fucking John Donne


I'm holding up the beats like I was Lloyd Dobbler

Girls are on the dance floor shakin' their cobbler

I'm cool like LL, fly like Jeff Goldblum

I'm gonna find the biggest ho in this room


Girl's wax is Brazilian, her manicure's French

Jean Nate is her signature stench

She got rocks on her fingers and beneath her areolas

Her garden's more savage than ch-ch-cherry colas


Her heels are as clear as my intentions to bang her

Hope she's birth controlled like Margaret Sanger

Gonna Boner Stabbone her, Mike Seaver her Beaver

Take her gold for cash then motherfuckin' leave her


I ain't in love with you, cousin, I ain't George Michael Bluth

This party just took a turn for the douche


For the douche, for the douche

For the motherfuckin' douche

Thought it was a perfect party

Now it's just a lot of Ed Hardy

This party just took a turn for the douche (x2) 

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