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Pregnant women are smug

Everyone knows it, nobody says it

Because they're pregnant

Effing son of a gun

You think you're so deep now, you give me the creeps

Now that you're pregnant


I can't count all the ways how

You speak in clichés now


Riki: So, do you want a boy or girl?

Kate: Oh, doesn't matter as long as it's healthy

Riki: Really? 'Cause I don't feel that those two things are related. It's not like one or the other.

Kate: Oh, really, as long as it's healthy.


I can't wait to hear someone say

"Don't care if it's brain dead

Don't care if it's limbless

If it has a penis"


Pregnant women are smug

Everyone knows it, nobody says it

Because they're pregnant

This zen world you're enjoying

Makes you really annoying


Riki: So, is it a boy or girl?

Kate: Oh, we know, but we're not telling.

Riki: What you're gonna name it?

Kate: Oh, we know, but we're not telling.

Riki: Who's the father?

Kate: Oh, we know, but we're not telling.


Bitch, I don't really care

I was being polite now

Since you have no life now

That you're pregnant


You say you're walking on air

You think that you're glowing

But you've been hoe'ing

And now you're pregnant


You're just giving birth now

You're not Mother Earth now


Riki: Oh my gosh, I've got so much going on. I got my novel published, I moved, I got married.

Kate: Gosh, you know, everything seems so trivial now that I'm pregnant.

Riki: Well, I also helped end gang violence in Mexico when...

Kate: You know, I can't even remember what I did before I was pregnant. Everything else seems so meaningless.


Pregnant women are smug

Everyone knows it, nobody says it

Because they're pregnant

Effing son of a gun

You think you're so deep now, you give me the creeps now

Now that you're pregnant 

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