Garfunkel and Oates piosenki

29: For the first time in my life, I see it clearly, I realize the power of being a woman 29 years old and time's on my side, I'm in my prime, I've hit my stride I got so much charisma, and so many options, it's nice to always have my pick. 31: There's...

All my life I've been good Do what my mom and dad and God say I should Go to church and Bible School to live by God's rule So whatever people tell me that the Bible tells me, I will do Walk the halls of my school with my purity ring Unlike those other gi...

Got a man, call him my boyfriend, think I've fallem in love The only man that gives me the things that I am worthy of Hugs me and holds me, kisses me softly, calls me back right away He communicates his feeling to me and cares what I have to say He says:...

You say hello And I say hello back You say it's nice to See me again crap This conversation just keeps going Want to get through this without you knowing You can see it in my eyes My calculating bullshit lies You look at me so appalled 'cause I don't...

Hand job, Bland job I-Don't-Understand job [Riki] I got a problem and I can't contain it I'll use my icky sticky rhymes to help explain it Handy Js are like Stonehenge to me Robert Stack can't even help me unsolve this mystery [Kate] I'm the messed u...

You didn’t do it, didn’t reach your goal Your heart is broken, you’re an asshole And you didn’t have what it takes So here’s to you and your huge mistakes You’re humiliated, hollowed out, and exhausted You were in the ring fighting the fight, and you los...

Candlelight and moonlight all around us I look into your eyes You hold my hand underneath the table And I can't disguise the way I feel I could've wish a thousand wishes For this night I can't believe That it's finally me and you and you and me Just us...

You text at 3 in the morning And you misspell my name You slept with half my friends on Facebook And most of them think you are lame You say that with me, it's different And you're not that big of a dick And if you disappear, it's just you're busy Not...

Pregnant women are smug Everyone knows it, nobody says it Because they're pregnant Effing son of a gun You think you're so deep now, you give me the creeps Now that you're pregnant I can't count all the ways how You speak in clichés now Riki: So, do...

Just after the storm breaks, With the perfect amount of light, You can catch a glimpse of magic If the timing is right. Rainbows are improbable, beautiful, and rare, But so are you, and so is this, the love that we share. Too vast to hold, and too smal...

When your day is bad and you're feeling sad, And you're kind of mad and you're sure not glad And you're thinking this is the opposite of rad. When things are tough and you've had enough And the going gets rough and you're in a huff And a whole bunch of re...

Everyone knows these times are really tough And we need to band together and say we've had enough All the jobless people need to learn to be content 'Cause what we need to do is protect our 1 per cent Save the rich Let them know you care Don't leave the...

We roll into the bar 'cause that's how we do Garfunkel, Oates and the rest of the crew Give a dollar to my homegirl and watch that bitch go, she Hits up the juke box and puts on Jim Croce Operator, can you help me make this call? We're laughing and talk...

Everyone knows marijuana's dangerous And medical pot is really strong That's why it's so hard in California To get your weed card Unless something's really wrong Gonna pay a visit to my doctor It's a long shot but I gotta try She hands me a list of all...