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Tekst piosenki

Hi I'm Lulu and I'm super pleased to meet you!

Fairies on my shoulder, he can't wait to make you meat too!

(That tasted purple!)

Dispense with the formalities

and schemes you may be contemplating

Foes are turning furry in a hurry when transmogulating

By the picking of my tumbs

Something wicked this way comes

Boys see me and get wild growth

Just one look and up we go!

Muggles always on my wand

Bit of whims and they'll be fun

And what we did with my magic stick

Don't remember? I'll send you Pix!

Not quite the common lady

But just maybe you can get to know me

Shielding all these carries

Staying wary just to keep you going

They know I'm the dom and stay submissive

To this magic master

Fidget with your mind and drive you crazy

Till you can't spell 'caster'

Turn you warm and fuzzy

Leave you silenced now you're cannon fodder

Fend against these dark arts all you want

But you're no Harry Potter

Pick a lane to face me tilting baby

It just doesn't matter

Panic while I'm stacking magicked corpses

Like Abracadaver


Rumble:

The mobile warrior is back

Commence the drillin and killin

These villains illing and feeling

The robot wrath that I'm willing

I've reached the ceiling

But not my rhymes or skills that are spilling

I'm at my threshold for damage now I'm red and unfeeling

It's time to go!

Cause when my armor's steady and ready

I'm gonna lay a beatdown and one you won't be forgetting

Tristy's my soul

And though I'm bond to damage and ravage

I'm focused like a laserbeak

And Rumble's still such a savage


Ziggs:

This'll be a blast!

Exploding to the battle

I'm unloading the satchel

I'm the hextplosive Heimerdinger

Though he thinks I'm a hassle

But even Donger must be feeling extent of my brilliance

Cause when the dean of demolition speaks the world's gonna hear it

It's time to boot up the show

This fuse is ready to blow

Fallout from my megabomb

Is dropping nuclear glow

I hope you got enough room

Because you can't flee the doom

Like Marvin Martian I just want to hear this world go 'KABOOM'

I may be talking Looney Tunes

But I'm a Hanna-Barbarian

My explosive devices jus make it harder to bury

When the bomb is ignited

And then you try to escape

I see you here and there ans there

Well you're all over the place

The major League competitor because I throw like it's Madden

And then I use my satchel charge

To just take off like Alladdin

And i don't need a Jasmine

I just need you to be gone

I can show you the world

when I drop this Magic Carpet Bomb


Gnar:

It's no surprise that I'm breaking the ice

Look I'm just here so I don't get fined

The past and present you can link it to I

My temperament rise

Glass cannon as a Dorf untill you see the Ganon surprise

Check it shifting the flow

The 2 for 1 package

Is coming back like a boomerang throw

Watch how i glow

Up into Yorkage

With the Beast inside the name's Gnaruto

Identity crisis splice up the flavor

Experimental build feel like I'm Stitch

A gentleman's savage mischief admist

Digivolution from Rookie to Switch


Mega Gnar:

When your team game's distorted

And synergy gets contorted

Resisting me is focus my rage will annul it

I evolve into a God like Zila

No point in hiding

I'm invincible provided

No David can stop Goliath

When the boulders get to flying

Your stoned hardly defiant

Blood and bones my bear and butter

When feeding this Dino giant

Anger potent, hi I'm HoganGnar

Cross me and I'll throw you far

Prehistoric Cyber Franky

Little Foots with bulky arms

Manners isn't made for Gnar

Banner

Hulk is who I are

Charming but alarming

Bandle's City's my Jurassic Park

From Diddy Kong

To The mighty Grodd

Hit Gear 4 then I crush them all

Jumping crushing stomping going hard is never going far


This is war

A yordle's paradise y'all


And the call me Gnar!


Amumu:

I've got a mighty tantrum

Inducing rage all day

When despair sets you in

Know It's the Curse of The Sad Mummy

"So sad and lorn

The helpless Lad"

I heard them say

From behing my back

But I guess that is who I've become today

Crying to your mummy

She ain't comin ain't it funny

Stepin in to teamfights

About to make the money

Throwing out that Bandage Toss

I'm looking for some new friends

Okay, where are we going?

Aww wait, hey no, come back!

You don't wanna play with me?

Then I guess it's time for hug attack!

Tearin through this bush with my Hunter's Machete

Uh, 2 health pots and a warding totem at the ready

My tears don't fall they crash all around me

Because no one wants to duo queue with a sad little mummy

Comin out the jungle and I'm still looking for new friends

Wanna hug it out or are you looking to get stunned again?

Amumu the Mummy

Immortal Master of Misery

With all my CC I'll make us friends for eternity!


Heimerdinger:

Enough this display is highly repulsive

And frankly, far too ego indulging

This missaplience of science indeed must retire

But for the time being I'll fight fire with fire

I am the H E I M E R D I N G E R

End all, be all

Inventor experimentor

Professor data processor

Embodiment of accomplishment

But you can call me God!

I created the rap game

On that level that you can't obtain

Turerts in place, rocketsto the face

Number 1 stunner with a shock grenade

I see you heading back to base

Mid is conquered

Journal entry title for today

Raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

Even though you scream

And you blaspheme

I'm more than I seem

More than a meme

Remember kids, Donger is king

My readings aren't light

My afro is tight

Say my name

You GodDong right


Kennen:

Kennen master ninja

A hero of the storm

I'm here to counteract the blizzard

Lighting's keeping you warm

And with the shimmering shadow

You're gonna feel the Raikiri

An AOE of Thor's Armada

Striking anyone near me

Thunder drop is in the zone

Smite you down and send you on

Blitzkrieg in the middle lane

Mark you till you feel the pain

Stopping dead within your tracks

Then you hear the thunder struck

Leave you blind like you're Lee Sin

You're in the dust I am the wind

Flash of League of Legends

Yordle Zeus is what they're calling me

The Tesla coils around the team

Till they form a dichotomy

The lighting blast lobotomy

This homicidal side of me

Conflicting with the notion

That I got my medical degree

No ordinary doctor Kennen M.D.'s gotta hit the scene

An artist with a Shuriken or scalpel

All the same to me

Cause dress me up or down

It makes no difference when I'm owning ya

Bandle's City's got it's heroes

This one's for Ionia


Veigar:

Oh little heroes

How quickly you fall

Kneel before the Rod

I am the hand of desecration

My will is the force that shall undo creation

Impeed by you weaklings

Such nerve, such gall

Valoran at my hand?

Now that's thinking too small

Imagine if you will

A small nexus of worlds

As they curl and unfurl

Binding lights in a swirl

Clad in darkness so distant

So vast and destructive

A cluster of stars

That bend to my instruction

Take it to the galaxy you won't last long

Blowing up the planet like you're on Krypton

Generating mana, Q is stacking up

The damage you were never gonna manage

Suddenly you're gone

E - now you're standing in my sight

R - losing half your life

Nowhere left to run

When you're sitting in a stun

Timer ticking down to 1

W - Goodnight

Ever so suddenly

You're cowering up to me

Chaotic supremacy

No AD for this entropy

Such a trill when this fire's ignited

Watching you divided

Never been so excited


Tristana:

Is that a rocket in your pocket?

Tristana's here to annihilate the Battlefield

So head to my bottom lane

Won't you tell me how you really feel?

You're just another target

You're a mark to test the schemes

I'm planning

Once you're in my sights you're getting shot up

WIth my boomer cannon

Hit you with the timer

Then i rocket so we get together

Fire till explosion

Then I'm out I guess I'll call you never

Next thing that you know

You're up at home feeling a little mad

But tilting lasts forever, sorry

Baby you're just a one-night stand


Teemo:

Captain Teemo I'm armed and ready

I'm the poisonus pest that you've all been dreading

Like a pox when I blind you

And sneak up behind you

You run but I'll find you

Leave presents inside you

Back up

I'm here to carry the team on my back

Then it's clear that nobody can match up

Like prince when the purple is raining

And all of the scrubs sitting idle can't catch up

But here I stand

A yordle holding your life in his hands

One dart and you're back to the stands

All those best laid plans to the sand

Well there's no Kryptonite for this Superman

Omega Squad

Say hello to the new God

My Darkseid is too Raw

But War's is just what I live for

I'm sick to my stomach to little repugnant

Deliberate bugs with the mouths that keep running

Toxic or nothing

Pestilence runneth

Famine I hunger

And for death I cometh

Apokolips arrives

Taking no sides

But Teemo is here to decide

The fate of the Enemy 5

Who pray to survive

But none of theme leave here alive

Shrooms for you all in the room

This is your tomb

While my dominance will resume

Say your farewells

If Teemo is Satan

I'm dragging you kicking and screamin into Elohell 

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