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your last name's weinstein and your first name's jay you're a food critic and you're fucking gay you have more hair on your face than you have on your head pretty soon you'll have a.i.d.s. and you'll be fucking dead [chorus:] you are a food critic [x4] you'r...

faggot [x4] you want to paint my walls pink,you want to give me a flowered sink you put a statue of holly johnson in my hall and a poster of joe bonni on my wall interior decorator [x2] [repeat verse] interior decorator [x2] faggot [x4] 

too bad your mother never learned to drive maybe if she did,your parents would still be alive now they're dead,and your sister too now you're an orphan, we'll make fun of you you are an orphan [x4] 

you have dumb boots-you can't shut up you love m.a.s.h.-you can't shut up you don't wear pants-you can't shut up you can't shut up you have a beard-you can't shut up it looks real dumb-you can't shut up you lost your thumb-you can't shut up you can't shut u...

You just broke up with Jaime from Hatebreed Even Chris Barnes won't blow you again You heard all kikes have to get circumcised You fantasized about some rabbi grabbing your dick [Chorus:] No one would touch you, now you're a Jew You fucking hebe, now you're a...

you're from the north end-wop you're from revere beach-wop you can't have a barbeque-wop the spaghetti always falls through-wop [chorus:] you drive an el camino,your hero's barbarino,your cousin's name is guido,on the beach you wear a speedo you drive an iro...

you've got a fucking cleft palate-palate and hair just like gene shalit-shalit i wan't to hit you with a mallet your teeth are parted to the side-side you've got a lazy eye-eye why don't you fucking hide you're bowllegged and walk around like ray-ray and skin...

your parents paid your tuition and bought you a beret you go to art school because you're fucking gay are you in college or 13th grade think of all the money your parents could have saved [chorus:] fag,fag,fag,you go to art school [x4] [repeat everything] 

you just wanted to hold hands but he wanted to fuck he's twice your size and weight so you're shit out of luck [chorus:] you got date raped, date raped [x4] you whined to the judge, your eyes were full of tears but you wouldn't have been raped if you didn't...

you want to go to school you want a good job you want to get married you want to own a car [chorus:] you're boring,you're gay,you're old,you have goals [x2] you want to own a house you want to have kids if these are your goals then you're fucking stupid [ch...

YOU THINK YOUR LIFE'S SO IMPORTANT YOU HAVE TO WRITE IT DOWN YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING FAGGOT NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU YOU, YOU KEEP A DIARY YOU POMPOUS ASSHOLE DICKFACE YOU'LL PROBABLY WRITE A BOOK ONLY ANOTHER ASSHOLE WOULD PUBLISH IT YOU DUMB STUPID FAG...

you live in a houseboat you're so poor it barely floats you live in a houseboat you're white trash you're fucking broke you live in a houseboat trailer park thinks you're a joke you live in a houseboat you're a dumb stupid fag you live in a houseboat your dog...

your real mother was a hooker,your real father couldn't get laid your mother left you in a dumpster,you were adopted by two gays [chorus:] you look adopted [x4] you hate father and son picnics, you hate the p.t.a. you won't bring friends to your house,you've...

you look divorced [x2] you've got that mopy look on your face,you're 3 months behind on your alimony payments you're pissed off,you're ex married someone new,and you're also pissed of because he's a fucking jew [chorus:] you look divorced [x4] you sit i...

hide your dogs, hide your cats-gook,gook you can't drive, your face is flat-gook,gook your eyes aren't straight, it's you i hate-gook,gook you pick rice, we bombed you twice-gook,gook [chorus:] you're a fucking gook [x4] your accent's gay, please go away-goo...

you fucking fag you have a mustache you hang around with men and stare at thier ass [chorus:] you're the gayest guy i've ever seen,you play on a softball team,you're the biggest fag i've ever seen,you play on a softball team your teams sponsored by a gay bar...

you have a mustache,you called me on the phone you wear a beret and you sell colonge you wear colonge but you still smell bad you smell like shit from all the men that you've had [chorus:] you sell colonge [x4] you wear a gay suit, you have a mustache you're...

Hey who's that bald guy walking down the street? It's Howard. Ow yeah! His name is Howard Wulkan, yeah-yeah. And his head's really shiny, yeah. If he is only balding, he's balding really bad, yeah-yeah. Howard Wulkan's bald, yeah. BAAAAAAAAAAAALD. H...

Rape [x4] I drank a case of whiskey And you looked like Jeanine Jizm I drank another case of whiskey And you looked like Roseanne Barr [Chorus:] You were to ugly to rape, so I beat you up When I looked at you, I had to throw up I drank a case of whiskey And...

powdered sugar on your fingers, coffee on your shirt bribes in your pocket, you never do any work you fat fucking slob you just sit in a car until you get off work then it's back to the bar [chorus:] you fucking pig-pig you're a fucking cop-cop [x4] y...