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I was in a bad mood because my crack house got busted I saw you and your dumb looking wife waiting for a train I could tell it was true love So as the train pulled in, I pushed her into it [Chorus:] I pushed your wife in front of the subway [x4] I pushed you...

I was watering my rose garden and you walked by my place I almost ran up to you in a lustful, unsensitive haste I almost cried cause I acted so insensitive But I wanted you to know about the feather-soft warmth I could give I respect your feelings I resp...

I was on my way to turn in illegal aliens to the INS And your stupid fucking dog was barking at me It sounded like a singer from a gay death metal band I wanted to kick it in the fucking face [Chorus:] I sold your dog to a Chinese restaurant [x4] After I bea...

I wanna wake up with you every day of my life I'm oh so glad that you're my loving wife I don't know what I'd do if you ever left me I'd be worse than a ship lost at sea Oh baby, you I wanna grow old with you My love for you, baby Will always be true...

I kidnapped mr. peabody and his "way back machine" when we got there I sold him to a chinese restaurant I punched every girl I saw in the face on the way to the booth to vote for hitler [chorus:] I went back in time and voted for hitler[x 4] repeat fi...

Please Sir, let me court your daughter I'll treat her like the way I oughta When I take her out I'll have her home by ten I'll treat her better than the rest of the men I'd love to have your daughter's hand in marriage I'd love to push around a baby carr...

I was selling flowers by the side of the road And you came to the flower stand I was telling you about pansies and roses But you tried to grab my hand I'm flattered, but it's my choice Sorry, I'm not that kind of boy You may see a heart as a toy Sorry,...

If I can't have hair, I don't want no Rogain baby. If I can't have hair, AHA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, NOOOO. If I can't have hair, I don't want no implants baby. If I can't have hair, AHA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, YEAH! 

Jacques Morali wrote the heaviest music ever Glenn Hughes had a deeper voice than Will from Mortician He wore chains before Slayer and Venom Jacques Morali was portrayed by Steve Guttenberg [Chorus 1:] If you don't like the Village people- you're fucking gay...

As I look out the window, at the lights in the sky It brings back the memories, and a tear to my eye I see a star that we picked, as the landmark of our love Our love would never die, as long as it was lit above In my heart there's a star named after you...

YOU'VE GOT NO FRIENDS YOU STAY HOMA ALL DAY YOU'VE BEEN TO EVERY WEBSITE BECAUSE TOU'RE FUCKING GAY THE INTERNET IS FUCKING GAY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT, LOSER, QUEER, NERD, ETC. YOU'VE GOT NO FRIENDS YOU STAY HOMA ALL DAY YOU'VE BEEN TO EVERY WEBSITE BECAUSE TOU'...

you're not fucking hardcore, you're not avant garde you're not punk rock, you're just a fucking retard you're not something special, you're not something new you're not fucking good, face it you're a metal band 

first you killed an old person then you went to jail then you killed another when you got out on bail [chorus:] old people suck, kevorkian rules, old people suck, jack kevorkian's cool [x2] you're in jail again because you wouldn't sell out let's get...

[chorus:] jeanine jizm is a freak Seth never wrote lyrics for the verses. on one of the verses HE sang lyrics from a "slinky" commercial. the other verse HE sang lyrics from a "barrelhead root beer" commercial. during the slow part, HE just screamed stuff...

johnny violent's fucking gay [x3] ultraviolence fucking sucks [x3] morrissey's gonna kick your ass [x3] i'm gonna catch you johnny violent's fucking dead [x3] 

JUST THE TWO OF US WE CAN MAKE IT IF WE TRY JUST THE TWO OF US YOU AND I JUST THE TWO OF US WE CAN MAKE IT IF WE TRY JUST THE TWO OF US YOU AND I 

Fred Durst is a fucking faggot He thinks he's black, but he's just gay He cancelled a show 'cause he sprained his ankle He's also a fucking midget [Chorus:] You're not fucking black, you're just fucking gay (x2) You're fucking gay The guitarist wears a mask...

.... [chorus:] hey brian,hey bob,hey lee,hey ben,you're gay,you're gay i'm gonna lock drop dead in mcdonalds today,today i'm gonna (don't remember) and fry a burger on your face your lyrics don't matter,no one cares anyways 

[chorus:] marc payson,marc payson, marc payson is a drunk at 8 am he has a beer,at 9 am he has a beer,at 10 am he has a beer,he's a fucking queer at 1pm he has a beer,at 2 pm he has a beer,at 3 pm he has a beer,then he goes to work [chorus] he always shows...

You were my high school sweetheart and my girl next door You've been my lifelong best friend and so much more We matured into each other's arms, we were never apart You blossomed into the woman who owned my heart You're my woman, my lover, my friend I p...