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Howard Wulkan [5x] B-A-L-D BALD! [start on 3th time of above] Howard Wulkan [5x] B-A-L-D BALD! [start on 3th time of above] Howard Wulkan [2x] Howard Wulkin's bald, he's bald. Howard is bald. Howard is bald, BALD, BALD! 

You P.C. fucking faggot You're trying to win an Oscar for adoption I hope your kids kill you and rape your wife Amistad is the stupidest movie I've ever seen [Chorus:] Obviously adopted, obviously adopted, obviously adopted, fuck you Spielberg [x2] How coma...

you're a fucking cunt,you're old and dried up you're a crusty old bitch, i hope you fucking die you're an ugly bitch,you make me fucking sick you're big fucking mouth,i'm sick of hearing it [repeat first 2 lines] 

I want to go by the river And put a blanket on the grass I'll pour my heart and soul Into your wine glass I'll kiss you for an appetizer And love you for the meal Then I'll ask for your hand in marriage As I look up lovingly and kneel I wanna take yo...

Please die, You're old, Please die, You're old, Please die, You're old, Please die, You're old, Fuck you. 

[chorus:] pottery's gay, pottery's gay [x4] you could'nt afford college, you took a night class you made a clay dildo, and shoved it up your ass [chorus] 

in all your reviews you always talk about yourself no one really cares how drunk or high you are you always write about the dumbest fucking bands it figures you live in allston you try and take over everything you're involved in you started a new column b...

You p.c. fucking faggot Why don't you throw it away I'll never recycle There's nothing you can say Recycling is gay Recycling is gay Recycling is gay Recycling is gay My garbage can is filled With plastic, cans and glass If you tell me to recycle I'm going t...

[chorus:] rene-auberjonois,is gay-auberjonois [x2] you were on benson,you were in m.a.s.h.,you're french you're gay and you suck [chorus] you were in police academy 5,now you're on deep space 9 [chorus] you were my best friend the vampire,i wish you would...

I saw your deep blue eyes from afar I saw you at the church bazaar I asked the priest to introduce me to your mother And I asked her to introduce us to each other I asked you to go on a picnic of our own But you insisted on taking a chaperone I apologized for...

THE DOLPHIN'S IN THE JACUSSI I WANNA GET A CREDITCARD AND, AH I'M GONNA BUY A STEREO AT CAMBRIDGE SOUNDWORKS I WAS LOOKING AT MY ASS THIS MORNING YOU CALL YOURSELF A MAN OF THE CLOTH SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP, MIKE SHUT THE FUCK UP S...

[SETH never got around to writing lyrics for this, but the chorus is:] his mustache is big-but his muscles are bigger his mustache is big-but his penis is smaller 

HOW MANY MEGS OF RAM DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR COMPUTER ... TECHNOLOGY'S GAY HEY, WHY DON'T YOU CHECK OUT MY WEBSITE AT WWW ... TECHNOLOGY'S GAY I LOVE LOOKING AT THE STAR TREK WEBSITE, AND I EH ... TECHNOLOGY'S GAY LET ME FAX YOU MY E-MAIL ADDRESS ... TECHNO...

he didn't want to pay for that brat so he shot that fucking kid up with a.I.d.s. that retard thought no one would find out but everyone knew he worked at a hospital now he's getting shot up with a.I.d.s. by a 12" black syringe in prison everyone's upset that h...

I'm not afraid of faggots But I like making fun of them It was made-up by some P.C. faggot To make fag haters look stupid Anti-homophobe by Brutal Truth Is a pathetic attempt to be P.C. Kevin's obviously not a homophobe Because he's a fucking faggot 

you fucking jew you wanted to save 50 bucks you were too cheap to fly delta now you're an alligator's lunch [chorus:] find your early graves in the everglades-valujet,valujet over prices you did quibble now the alligators nibble-valujet,valujet hitler should'...

VAN FULL OF RETARDS - HA HA HA HA VAN FULL OF RETARDS - YOU DROOL ON YOURSELF YOU COULDEN'T EVEN WIN A BRONZE IN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS YOUR PARENTS ARE ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES AND OF YOU [REPEAT 1ST VERSE] 

Your characters supposed to be 40 But you have to be at least 80 The make-up department should win an Emmy For making people think your alive [Chorus:] Chuck Norris- you're really fucking old You're the worst singer I have ever heard You're even worse than I...

When I look through the waterfall I see your eyes Brings out feelings in me, girl, I just can't hide With a smile on my heart and a flower in my hand Girl, I'd love to be with you on a ??? When it rains I'll be your umbrella I'm so glad to be your fella...

we're so dumb,we've got nothing new to say we write the same song 30 times a day about how you're a cunt or you're dumb or you're gay but we'll keep writing them anyway [chorus:] you fill in the blank [x4] fill in the blank is dumb fill in the blank is gay f...